Friday, August 16, 2013

Day 255 - "All Of Me Is On Strike", Totally Bogus Shitty Job, Send In The Sned, A Reaction Worth A King's Ransom, Mr. Blue Would Die To Get A Rise Out Of His Coworkers, Peat Moss & Eggs, and Tiny Navies For Tiny Islands

Mr. Brown
I think Linda is just trying to start something.
If there was a walk out, we would know.
Everybody would know.
That would be hard to miss.
8:32 AM Mr. Blue
Yep.
8:32 AM Mr. Brown
Unless it was the lamest walk out ever; like two people.
LOL
8:38 AM Mr. Silver
Well, there was a single "Solidarity!" sign out front with a "back in 10 minutes, don't cross this line" post-it on it. 



12:11 PM Mr. Gray
12:22 PM Mr. Brown
“And what do you do for a living?”
“I make poop.”
I'm making some right now.
12:23 PM Mr. Gray
I would love putting that job title on a resume: "Synthetic Fecal Specialist" 
“So you make up fake BS to tell people?”
"Nope...I really make fake shit. No, really...."
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
"I laid out some samples on the tray before the meeting...there were 5 and now there's 3.  Where are the other two?"
(CEO walks in) "Sorry I'm late, I had to get a drink of water. Ugh! Those are the worst candy bars ever."
12:38 PM Mr. Blue
“Barely had any nuts in them.”
12:38 PM Mr. Gray
LOL


Mr. Blue
And when I hit sned the window flashed and went to 3
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
I love that typo...always have.
2:22 PM Mr. Blue
sned?
2:22 PM Mr. Silver
Yeah
2:22 PM Mr. Blue
I do nad a lot for and
2:23 PM Mr. Silver
It's so Dr. Seuss
2:25 PM Mr. Gray
Hehe
2:28 PM Mr. Silver
"And like a shot, I'd built a Sned
With 15 levers, blue and red
“If Loods were clever, they'd have fled,
but Fred, this Sned will take their bread,
If Loods can be led." I said.
Perhaps it's text from "The Return Of Sylvester McMonkey McBean"?
2:37 PM Mr. Silver
A spinoff from "The Sneetches"


Mr. Gray
Here is a D&D pic for ya. Not something you want to see staring at you in a dungeon. LOL
12:48 PM Mr. Yellow
It would be scary to see that up close, or so big it looks like it is that close.
1:08 PM Mr. Silver
So...we'll have that on Friday, then.
1:18 PM Mr. Silver
(Dungeon Master) “You see two fist-sized black pearls glittering in the torchlight, and two saucer-sized gems that might be peridots between them.  At a rough guess without closer examination, these would be royal pieces.  Tens of thousands of gold pieces each."
(player) "I approach."
1:18 PM Mr. Yellow
Hehe!
I totally see that.
1:19 PM Mr. Silver
"Right...as soon as you're 30' away, Reflex save."
1:19 PM Mr. Yellow
Haha!
Oh oo ah OOO!
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
Many pants were soiled, that game...
1:21 PM Mr. Yellow
Haha
1:35 PM Mr. Gray
I like the spider thing.... May have to do something with that! Hehe!


Mr. Blue
Jesus!
I just spit in a cup and it came out all red!
4:22 PM Mr. Amethyst
Chew?
4:22 PM Mr. Blue
I forgot I chewed on one of those Pepto Bismol things a half hour ago.
4:22 PM Mr. Amethyst
LMFAO
4:27 PM Mr. Gray
Tumor
4:27 PM Mr. Blue
Probably
4:28 PM Mr. Gray
"He seemed fine, then one morning he came in...clutched his forehead and just dropped dead."
4:29 PM Mr. Blue
I want to just start spewing blood out of my eyes and mouth, like when the guy gets depressurized in Event Horizon.
4:30 PM Mr. Gray
Hehe
I'd pay to see the look on people's faces!
4:31 PM Mr. Blue
And then I fall on the floor and do this (warning: gross special effect)
4:31 PM Mr. Gray
Hehe!
That would go down as the greatest event in Katzenjammer history.
4:32 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
4:32 PM Mr. Gray
"Dude....were you there when Mr. Blue exploded?"
4:33 PM Mr. Blue
And then Mr. Silver runs over and yells "long live the new flesh!"


8:29 AM Mr. Silver
All the -ham names in English are amusing to me.
This client lives on Needham St.
“We need some ham over here!”
Badham
Dunham
8:32 AM Mr. Blue
I like the ones that are like Newcastle-upon-Thyne.
Yeah, it's on the Thyne River, but why put that in the name?  It's not London-upon-Thames.
8:33 AM Mr. Blue
Pittsburgh-upon-Allegheny-Monongahela-Ohio
8:33 AM Mr. Silver
"The Newcastle that is on the Tyne...not the other one."
8:33 AM Mr. Blue
If there's another one, pick a new name.
8:34 AM Mr. Silver
The ham one though...I mean, even if it's a bastardized heim/home/whatever...
What’s so needful, bad or brown about them?
Bath home?
Eh
Home of the Bath, or Ham that is bad...your choice.
8:35 AM Mr. Blue
Ham, in parts of the UK, a low-lying water meadow. As in Hasfield Ham (Glos., on the banks of the Severn, a few miles north of Gloucester), and (very probably) Morwellham (Devon - just - on the east bank of the Tamar).
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
Even better!  Though why someone would ‘need’ a swamp is still beyond comprehension.
8:50 AM Mr. Blue
Maybe it literally means something with pigs.
Like a pig farm used to be there.
8:51 AM Mr. Silver
What...Ham?
8:51 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
8:51 AM Mr. Silver
Well you just looked up that it's a marsh.
8:51 AM Mr. Blue
But it seems vague.
It says "very probably" for one of the names.
8:52 AM Mr. Silver
"Ugh...this pork tastes like peat moss."
"Who said it was pork?"
"It's on the menu...'ham'."
"Ah...a common and understandable mistake.  Allow me to explain."
8:55 AM Mr. Silver
I think my joy with this sort of word is that I know they don't literally mean what they've been turned into, but they still have...often funny...literal translations possible.



9:48 AM Mr. Gray
Payback is coming....
"Japan refused in April to sign an unconditional pledge by nearly 80 countries to never use nuclear weapons."
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
"We have just 2 in reserve and consider that fair."
9:49 AM Mr. Gray
"We are sorry...but in the event of Kaiju attacking Tokyo we must reserve the right to use atomic weapons."
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
Haha!  They aren't allowed to have a standing army but they plan on using nukes?
9:49 AM Mr. Gray
Apparently.  LOL
They are building a flat-top destroyer right now.
China is all freaking out because they built a ship that can launch helicopters.
9:49 AM Mr. Blue
Did you see that article that said western scientists were criticizing their robot technology because they were spending too much time making their robots "cute" instead of functional?
9:50 AM Mr. Gray
9:53 AM Mr. Blue
It’s funny when countries get all tense over tiny little islands that are uninhabitable.
9:53 AM Mr. Silver
Granted it's small for an aircraft carrier...but that's a “destroyer”?
9:54 AM Mr. Gray
I know...for a Destroyer it’s HUGE.
I bet it turns into a giant robot.
9:54 AM Mr. Silver
And is not very destroyer-y.  Vis:
9:55 AM Mr. Gray
That would be my concern.....
"No no...this ship doesn’t launch jets...we have Giant Flying Combat Mechs instead.  Come on people...we're Japan!!"
9:55 AM Mr. Silver
It's a kawaii aircraft carrier, stocked with cute little planes.
9:56 AM Mr. Gray
That have nukes.  LOL
But yeah I agree....it does not look like any destroyer I've ever seen.
9:56 AM Mr. Amethyst
Nah. That’s an aircraft carrier.
LOL
There are no guns.
9:57 AM Mr. Silver
"Where's the guns?"
"Shaddup!"
9:57 AM Mr. Amethyst
Unless they come out of the floor, which would be sweeeeet!
9:57 AM Mr. Gray
Like I said...I bet it transforms.
"Combat mode...activate!!!"
9:57 AM Mr. Amethyst
Whoopa Gundam style!
9:58 AM Mr. Gray
Decks swivel...guns rise from the decks...Giant Robots rise up to start flying around...
9:58 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Britain is sending a force of nine vessels, led by the helicopter carrier HMS Illustrious and including two frigates.
Helicopter CARRIER. Not a Destroyer...CARRIER.
Japan is just being sneaky. LOL
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
It's funny seeing wars fought over smaller and smaller lands. Now Spain is threatening Britain over a damn rock?
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
Suppose Prudential insures the Rock of Gibraltar?
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
Heh
10:15 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
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