Mr.
Brown
OK,
is it bad that every time I’m in the bathroom, I see the middle
urinal and a video plays in my head (slow zoom towards middle urinal,
music playing in back ground) "All by myself"
1:45
PM Mr. Gray
Why
are you singing love songs to yourself in the bathroom? Wait...never
mind, I don't want to know.
1:45
PM Mr. Brown
I
just feel that the middle urinal is a very lonely urinal.
(Note: I use the middle one all the time as an alpha display, if I know someone is coming in to use one behind me. Oop oop. - Mr. Silver)
1:45
PM Mr. Gray
Uh
huh....this is where you confess the urge to hug it, right?
1:45
PM Mr. Amethyst
Listen.
This
is utter nonsense, Mr. Brown.
I
demand you seek proper counseling.
1:46
PM Mr. Gray
Yes,
before we
need it.
1:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah.
Some of your stories get me so confused I have the urge to beat my
wife, and I don't like that.
1:46
PM Mr. Gray
I
don’t think you would fair well in that fight, Mr. Amethyst.
1:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
Nope,
she'd shoot me. Thus, I don't like it.
1:47
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:47
PM Mr. Brown
Well
go beat the middle urinal so its not alone.
1:48
PM Mr. Amethyst
I'll
give you $10, and a p38 can opener, to shit in the urinal.
1:48
PM Mr. Brown
How
about I make a frowny face picture and put that on the middle urinal?
1:48
PM Mr. Amethyst
No
1:49
PM Mr. Brown
I
don't feel like shitting in a urinal. I have witnessed it before.
1:49
PM Mr. Amethyst
I'll
throw in some Tiger Balm.
1:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Gray, do you have the number for Western Psychiatric?
Hmmm...then
again... If we have him committed and he shows them these chat logs,
we're going to be his neighbors.
1:55
PM Mr. Gray
Nah....we'll
just tell them we were humoring the madman out of fear for our lives.
Its
not like anyone would doubt us once they met him
1:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
True.
Mr. Amethyst
Was
that thunder?
Yup,
its thunder.
2:17
PM Mr. Brown
And
the thunder rolls out of control.
OK,
so Garth Brooks ruined thunderstorms for me.
2:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
Why?
Thunder Rolls is a great song.
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
It
is.
2:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
So...
"ruined"?
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
Every
time there is thunder and lightning, its in my head.
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
...while
looking at the middle urinal...
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yup,
'cause the urinal has been cheating on you.
2:20
PM Mr. Brown
Like
the song.
2:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yup
1:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
So
this lady is talking about sheep balls.
Like
sheep scrotum.
I'm
so confused.
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
Like
as a farmer?
1:41
PM Mr. Amethyst
No
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
She
just likes them?
1:41
PM Mr. Amethyst
She
was talking about how she thought they were tumors.
She
started with "I took my kids to the farm show once, and they
asked what "those" were. And I said “Must be tumors!
They all have cancer!” Some guy corrected me."
1:43
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Yet
somehow she had bred? Amazing!
1:43
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
1:43
PM Mr. Amethyst
Right!
8:21
AM Mr. Silver
Morning
8:21
AM Mr. Blue
Morning
8:38
AM Mr. Silver
8:40
AM Mr. Blue
Hopefully
it works a littler better than the Millennium Bridge.
8:42
AM Mr. Silver
"Uh...it's
an adventure
bridge! It's supposed to do that! What? Galloping
Gertie? Who's that?"
8:43
AM Mr. Blue
When
I went, there were signs that discouraged synchronized marching
across it.
8:55
AM Mr. Silver
Nice
Roman
legions used to practice a broken cadence to use to avoid bridge
damage.
8:56
AM Mr. Blue
I've
heard of that. I didn't know if it was true, but it makes sense.
8:56
AM Mr. Blue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide#Use_as_a_weapon
How likely would this have been? Chemical weapons in the 13th
century?
9:04
AM Mr. Silver
Sounds
perfectly reasonable. People knew chemical tricks to amaze/kill
and build back in ancient days.
9:06
AM Mr. Blue
Cool
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
I'm
not sure how practical some of it was.
Its
not like you could be sure of purity, or even what you had in your
flask, based on the alchemy of the day.
9:11
AM Mr. Silver
I
read an article recently that ancient Roman concrete is better than
the stuff we make now.
9:11
AM Mr. Blue
If
it's true that the pyramid blocks are actually formed instead of
chiseled/shaped, then theirs must be too.
9:14
AM Mr. Silver
And
those were built LONG before the Romans were around.
Ancient
people had geniuses too; people forget that. I'm sure they knew
things we've yet to figure out, and may never figure out, due to
divergent paths of thought/solution.
9:26
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
9:47
AM Mr. Silver
I
read an author's interesting POV on researching ancient mystery tech, in particular when it came to Stonehenge.
10:00
AM Mr. Silver
He
commented on a list of these scientists and amateur experimenters and their tests
with ropes and teams and rollers and sleds and slicks, and this that and the other.
None
of them knew anything about construction or engineering. They'd just
come up with a theory and try it and struggle for little practical
success or fail altogether.
So
the author went to a plain old contractor he knew: "How would
you move a 40-50 ton rock hundreds of miles cross-country, limited
to these materials?"
In
20 minutes the contractor had drawn up a crane and had a relay method.
"Eh,
easy job. If you only had a couple guys it would take a really long time,
but they could do it. Enough of these with teams and it wouldn't be that big of a deal."
10:06
AM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
I
think what people don't realize is that Stonehenge didn't just spring
up out of nowhere.
Nor
did the pyramids.
There
were smaller versions and simpler projects first.
Just
like skyscrapers. We didn't go from 5 story buildings to 100. It was
in small increments, and still is.
10:17
AM Mr. Silver
Yes.
There are thousands of standing stones in Europe.
10:18
AM Mr. Blue
Lots
even around Stonehenge.
10:18
AM Mr. Silver
It's
a never-really-stated gag (that I know of) that Obelix
made and set them all up.
10:19
AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
10:22
AM Mr. Silver
He
carries the things with him everywhere in every book. He always
has one or two to "deliver", but he never says to where,
who ordered them, and we never see where they end up. (With the
exception of “Obelix and Co.”, but that's a special story – Mr.
Silver)
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
Meanwhile...
Menhirs
10:27
AM Mr. Blue
(reads
wiki) Until
recently, menhirs were associated with the the
Beaker People.
They
spoke in a dialect of various "meeps".
10:29
AM Mr. Silver
Heh
10:32
AM Mr. Silver
"Eventually
exploited to their complete destruction by the more advanced Honeydew
People."
Mr.
Blue
I
remember watching her in something that wasn't an actual porn.. it
was like her and her BF at the time in a home video.
1:59
PM Mr. Gray
Andy
San Dimas
1:59
PM Mr. Silver
Immediately
thought "She made that name up from The Goonies and Bill &
Ted's Excellent Adventure"
1:59
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
1:59
PM Mr. Blue
She's
kind of alt, with dark hair and tattoos and stuff.
2:00
PM Mr. Gray
I
prefer that, personally.
2:00
PM Mr. Amethyst
^^^^^^^^
2:00
PM Mr. Blue
And
normal-sized breasts.
2:00
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
prefer that too.
2:05
PM Mr. Silver
Ditto,
though I'm not into ink so much. Define "stuff".
2:05
PM Mr. Blue
Piercings.
2:06
PM Mr. Silver
"Arr! There be treasure in that there girl, me'lads! Prepare to board!"
2:07
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver, I started into Minecraft again last night.
I
have 12 hours in...I'm kind of upaset
upset
I
guess upaset works too.
2:09
PM Mr. Silver
What
are you yoopassette about?
2:10
PM Mr. Amethyst
That
game sucks my life away and makes me enjoy it!
2:10
PM Mr. Silver
Ah
So
you're PO'd that its good.
2:11
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah
LOL
I’m
reinforcing my fortress tonight. I was peaceful for long enough.
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Amethyst "You're not paying any attention to me or your daughter
because of that stupid game!"
Mr
Amethyst "Nonsense! I made a skin for both of you!
Look, I even built you a house."
2:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL.
Mrs. Amethyst plays too, and we're baby-free this week.
2:21
PM Mr. Silver
"Where's
Miss Amethyst? She's not in the playpen."
"I
dunno."
"Eh,
she'll be back."
2:21
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
She
has Army till next Friday so Miss Amethyst is staying with her mom.
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
That
reads all funny.
2:29
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah,
it does.
2:32
PM Mr. Gray
Miss
Amethyst has Army? Wow...taking them young!
The
401st Infant Brigade!
2:32
PM Mr. Amethyst
Airborne
"Semi-stealth
combat"
No
I meant she's staying with her grandma.
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