8:24
AM Mr. Silver
Heh...Username
"dickshuck"
But
wait...
7:48
AM Mr. Green
There's
more?!
Mr.
Silver
"I
think the PW is "manman1"."
(which
it was)
7:51
AM Mr. Green
Wow...
I hope he has a fire extinguisher... because his house is flamin'!
9:06
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm.
Well, I will not answer any phone that is plugged in now.
LOL
Honestly,
it's probably smart not too.
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
She
was cute.
I
didn't read the article, but the guys below seem to be celebrating
her death.
9:08
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm
That’s
not nice.
But
on the subject of answering a plugged in phone, I would say, like
above, that answering any phone that is plugged in is probably risky.
9:35
AM Mr. Silver
Morning
Mr Gray
9:44
AM Mr. Gray
Morning
Happy
Belated Birthday Mr. Brown. Grats on not dying for another year.
Keep it up.
9:49
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
really.
I’m
the exact kind of person that lives til 100.
The
type that has all sorts of things that almost kill you all the time,
but still lives to 100.
Meanwhile
a perfectly healthy person dies suddenly at 25.
Mr.
Amethyst
Anyone
in here know how to separate methanol from ethanol with 100%
accuracy?
9:47
AM Mr. Blue
The
boiling points are 30 degrees different, so I’d use heat.
148
for methanol, 173 for ethanol... heat it to 150 and capture the steam
9:48
AM Mr. Amethyst
As
it would seem, that’s correct; but it doesn’t entirely separate
them.
9:48
AM Mr. Blue
Ahh
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
Are
you going to kill everyone at the Pennsic War?
9:49
AM Mr. Amethyst
Exactly
the opposite.
LOL
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
Good
luck.
Mr. Brown
Oh
great, now we have Dark Flow to worry about.
LOL
Lets
just look up say: “Wow! That's beautiful!” then stop there.
9:33
AM Mr. Brown
I
like how it always has to be something bigger for the reason.
Mr.
Silver
Ooooo...I
just had a nasty thought in skimming this Dark Flow thing.
10:17
AM Mr. Brown
Lol
10:17
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:18
AM Mr. Brown
“If
everything in the bathroom is tilted to the right, don't mind, its
just my dark flow”?
10:20
AM Mr. Silver
No...the
Big Bang. It started as a ultra-massive singularity.
What
the flow is because there was more than one singularity floating out
there, and this near one hasn't gone off like an omega-nova yet?
(Alpha-nova? Alpha-omega-nova?)
10:22
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm.
Like another Bang approaching?
10:23
AM Mr. Silver
Potentially.
10:23
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
that would be a very massive object, as required.
10:23
AM Mr. Silver
Right.
10:24
AM Mr. Amethyst
If
it goes off, we won't know about it. Call Morgan Freeman and ask him
about it.
10:24
AM Mr. Silver
No.
Not for long anyway.
10:24
AM Mr. Amethyst
*BANG*
"Wha......" (cut off because we're all dead)
10:24
AM Mr. Silver
That
depends how close it is to our own epicenter, of course. The edges
could merely crash together in less than a second and we'd be fine.
10:24
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
one question about this singularity.
10:24
AM Mr. Brown
How
are we to know if the effects we are having now are related to it
having already banged, or about to bang?
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
The
galaxies aren't expanding in 2 directions. Next question?
10:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Kinky
10:26
AM Mr. Gray
Whoa....now
that’s a story I want to read!
10:26
AM Mr. Amethyst
Right!
LOL
10:27
AM Mr. Silver
I
see we've officially moved on to other “Banging” subjects.
10:27
AM Mr. Blue
10:40
AM Mr. Blue
"Residents
of Norwegian Town Found Burnt Like Worms on a Hot Sidewalk."
Mr.
Silver
So...on
to more pleasant things: any of you go ever on the Skyrocket at
Kennywood?
12:56
PM Mr. Blue
I
haven't been to Kennywood in a long time.
12:56
PM Mr. Silver
Well,
it looks smooth and gentle.
This
illusion is perfect.
"I
have
to try it. It looks fun."
12:57
PM Mr. Blue
I
don't like roller coasters
I
like some of the old wooden ones, I guess.
I
prefer the old school rides, like the one where you spin around and
the floor drops (does Kennywood still have one of those?), or Noah’s
Ark or the Raging Rapids.
Anyway,
go ahead.
1:01
PM Mr. Silver
Well,
Silver Jr. wasn't tall enough, thank God.
And
Mrs Silver doesn't do “fast and high”...so I went alone.
AUGH!!!
It
was OK for about 5 seconds.
By
6, we hit 50MPH and were going straight up.
Then
there was a pause of a 1/2 second, and then straight down.
I
managed to not scream (or laugh insanely), and kept my eyes open for
about 20% of the whole thing while hoping not to die.
(seeing
me walking out the exit) Mrs. Silver "How was it?"
"You
would have killed me by now if I'd tricked you onto it."
1:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
1:15
PM Mr. Silver
I
think I’m reaching my age limit for such things...fear of heart
explosion is likely a hint.
I
took Malcolm on The Racer though. He loved it.
I
smashed my shin on it.
1:16
PM Mr. Brown
I
road The Racer in the front car in 30 degree weather once.
1:17
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
hate The Racer
1:18
PM Mr. Silver
Poor
Racer. What did it do to you?
1:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
My
mom put me on it against my will at age 6.
1:18
PM Mr. Silver
Eee!
1:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
Nothing
bad happened, unlike The Jackrabbit.
1:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
That
same day, she put me on The Jackrabbit. It went over the double hump
and I slid out of the safety belt and under the seat. I love that
ride! It seems I have thrill issues.
1:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
Racer,
nothing bad = hate it. Jackrabbit, almost fell to my death = what a
fun ride!"
I
LOVE THE THUNDERBOLT!
1:19
PM Mr. Silver
I
swore off the Thunderbolt in the mid 80s. My neck hurt for days
after a ride. I expect that thing to fly apart any moment.
1:23
PM Mr. Blue
That's
why I also don't like the fair rides. Too sketchy.
1:23
PM Mr. Blue
They're
assembled and disassembled so frequently that there seems like there
has to be a higher likelihood of oversight.
And
I worked at the fair once in the summer, and half the carnies were
drunk.
1:24
PM Mr. Amethyst
Fair
rides seem to be held together with duct tape.
Pass.
LOL
1:24
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
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