Monday, July 29, 2013

Day 250 - Mr. Mustard's Soylent Stew, Half Of What I Learned In The SCA Was Taught By Terry Gilliam, The Big Shoe Hunter, Brown Hulk Need Nicotine Smash!, Tom-Poo-Lery, Male Pattern Royalty, and Lama Hair Sweaters

Mr. Mustard
"My roommate was a person who fed his girlfriend to homeless people,"
12:24 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
Cannibal Soup Kitchen
12:25 PM Mr. Mustard
Yeppers.
Long-pork for the homeless.
"What are we having for dinner?"
"Joe.  Gave him a fifth, and he is sleeping it off in the bar-b-que pit."



Mr. Silver
So..."Jabberwocky"
I'm thinking the black knight at the end was a kid in an identical costume to make the monster look bigger.
10:23 AM Mr. Amethyst
What?
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
You've not seen "Jabberwocky"?
10:24 AM Mr. Brown
I have not.
11:02 AM Mr. Gray
Wow...hasn’t seen Jabberwocky.  Sad.
11:20 AM Mr. Silver
Hangs with the SCA too...shameless.
11:26 AM Mr. Gray
SCA people in our day would have laughed at him for that.
11:26 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Silly people.
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
He probably hasn't watched “The Lion in Winter” until he's sick of it either.
11:27 AM Mr. Amethyst
Nope.
11:29 AM Mr. Brown
The only movie like that I have at home is Holy Grail
11:29 AM Mr. Silver
Please say you've seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
11:30 AM Mr. Amethyst
...In Minecraft I have a fort.  Its name is "Fort Exile".  It has a big sign ... "NONE SHALL PASS...unless you give me a shrubbery"
11:30 AM Mr. Brown
Have you seen “The Life of Brian” or “The Meaning of Life”?
11:31 AM Mr. Amethyst
I’ve seen Meaning of Life.
11:31 AM Mr. Silver
You’re changing the subject!
11:34 AM Mr. Amethyst
I did not.
Mr. Brown did.
11:49 AM Mr. Silver
I was yellin' at Mr. Brown!
11:49 AM Mr. Amethyst
Oh
That’s ok then.



12:15 PM Mr. Mustard
Kind of says it all”
Guinness record holder for shoes killed in Calif.”
How many shoes did you kill in California last week?”
“About 2 dozen , give or take, but it was in Self-Defense, you know."
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
"There's nothin' more dangerous than a wounded patent leather pump, son."
12:48 PM Mr. Mustard
"First they bite your arch, then they go for the heel."
12:50 PM Mr. Blue
Puts new meaning to the "STAND your ground" law.
*pulls at collar*
12:54 PM Mr. Silver
:-)
12:53 PM Mr. Mustard
My floor looks like Swiss cheese!  Dem varmints just walked over there like they owned the place.”
12:54 PM Mr. Silver
"You leave a pair of 'em alone in a closet and it's not too long before there's a dozen of them in there.  People just should never be allowed to take home a mated pair."
12:55 PM Mr. Brown
They are very smart. They are able to untie any knot you tie in them and can tie knots you can't get loose.
12:58 PM Mr. Silver
To trip the unwary, yes.  
"You can outrun boots; they're made for walkin'" 



Mr. Brown
I need an endorphin rush.
I’m in a bad mood for some reason.
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
"Brown Hulk emotionally smashed..."
8:17 AM Mr. Brown
Its like I’m snappy today.
8:31 AM Mr. Brown
OK, I think I figured out my mood issue - no cigs.
LOL
8:32 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Gray switched to a Blu.
8:33 AM Mr. Blue
If you get one of those, you can just smoke at your desk.
8:33 AM Mr. Brown
No you can't.
8:33 AM Mr. Silver
I suppose...it's just water vapor, flavor and nicotine; it doesn't even smell.
I think it's just water vapor anyway
8:46 AM Mr. Brown
I bummed a cig to curb my craving, so no more after that one.
For sure.
I think I came off them too cold turkey. I know sometimes you can drop the nicotine too fast.
8:57 AM Mr. Blue
I’m too lazy to get addicted to anything.
8:57 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
8:58 AM Mr. Silver
Addicted to laziness.
8:59 AM Mr. Blue
Like, even if I wanted cigarettes, I wouldn't have the energy or motivation to keep buying new packs.
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
"I'm dying for a cig. Oh yeah...forgot to get any.  The convenience store is next door but I'd have to put on shoes.  I'll get 'em tomorrow."
9:13 AM Mr. Silver
Morning guys
9:13 AM Mr. Amethyst
Blarg
9:13 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Blue says he's too lazy to get addicted to anything. 
Any suggestions?
9:14 AM Mr. Gray
Heroin?
9:14 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:14 AM Mr. Gray
Kinda just lay there...Opium too.
9:14 AM Mr. Amethyst
Minecraft too.
9:15 AM Mr. Brown
I was addicted to sunflower seeds for a while
LOL
9:31 AM Mr. Blue
Hey, if someone brings it to me, I'll do it. And doesn't charge since I won't have a job.
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
9:32 AM Mr. Gray
If someone brings it to you, you'll do it? Heroin?! Wow...
9:32 AM Mr. Amethyst
NOPE!
9:32 AM Mr. Brown
I’ve changed my way of quitting.
Instead of saying I’m trying, I'm saying I’m quitting.
I'm adjusting my mental state to that.
9:32 AM Mr. Blue
Uh huh.
Just stop buyin' 'em.
Or is Mrs Brown still smoking?
9:33 AM Mr. Brown
She still smokes.
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
Like I said before, you won't be able to quit if she's still smoking



Mr. Brown
I was thinking that it would be funny to go sit in a stall in the bathroom, then when somebody walks in yell “IT'S ESCAPING!!!!”
10:59 AM Mr. Blue
And then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet.
10:59 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
Even better!
11:00 AM Mr. Blue
My friend would do that prank at the mall: go into a stall when the bathroom is really busy and start screaming, drop a bunch of oranges or something into the toilet, then he'd yell as loud as he could "IT FEELS LIKE RAZOR BLADES!!!"
(As long as this day features Terry Gilliam... Here, enjoy- Mr. Silver)



Mr. Silver
SHOCKED I am!  SHOCKED!  SCANDALIZED!!!!
1:23 PM Mr. Silver
A British princess in public without a hat!?!?
1:23 PM Mr. Blue
I don't understand the appeal of the royal family even for British people, let alone Americans.
Pretty stupid, to be honest.
1:27 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah. Thank goodness these robust genetics have been passed on. Bravo sir. Stop the presses. http://vickiessex.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/prince-william-balding.jpg
1:28 PM Mr. Silver
Nice dental work in the lower jaw too...how old is he?  I'm in my 40s with no dental work and all my wisdom teeth. 
1:30 PM Mr. Brown
He is actually a cool bald guy.
He clearly doesn't worry about it.
LOL



1:38 PM Mr. Brown
1:50 PM Mr. Silver
Yum
2:04 PM Mr. Gray
So if that's how the bodies of those who aren't llamas are disposed of, what do they do with the llamas?
2:05 PM Mr. Silver
Make sweaters out of them?
(It's “lama”, BTW.)

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