8:08 AM Mr. Silver
I miss much?
8:10 AM Mr. Brown
Not really.
The most exciting thing that happened was me passing you at the grocery.
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
"Look, Junior! A "squatch"! His name's Mr. Brown."
8:59 AM Mr. Brown
I have to listen to Selena Gomez up here. Somebody turned the music hits channel on.
8:59 AM Mr. Blue
What up, honkies?
8:59 AM Mr. Brown
“Love You Like A Love Song” is stuck in my head.
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
He's turned off by Selena Gomez.
9:00 AM Mr. Brown
I like watching her.
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
What he needs is more Patrick Dempsey.
9:00 AM Mr. Blue
Definitely.
9:01 AM Mr. Silver
So Mr. Blue, I don't suppose you saw my groggy posting this morning.
9:02 AM Mr. Blue
The dream? Yeah.
9:02 AM Mr. Silver
(Paste) Before the "main feature" started at the end of the night, my pre-dream was sitting in a small theater with several people from work, and the trailer was from Lucasfilm.
George Lucas's next big project was collecting all the assorted "making of" and "behind the scenes" content of the Star Wars movies and re-working them into a Special Edition theatrical release.
Apparently the documentary content didn't match his vision of how he created the films.
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
My dream was a two-parter.
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
The first part was a trip through the mountains (it kind of felt like the Blue Ridge parkway), only it was crowded in places. We came to a small amusement park at one point (I guessed it was Dollywood), some small clusters of homes, then large casinos, and then a big mega-church. We ended up at a house that had some significance to me and we knew the people that lived in it. We were looking through old photos (and from the pictures I found out I was related to Drew Barrymore) and some haunted stuff started happening in the house. People started getting injured. I opened a door to a closet and found this huge room with a bunch of hissing grey things. There were eyes in the walls. I think we blamed it on one of the kids that lived in the house dabbling in the occult. I told him to be more careful and left.
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe!
Great ending to yours, Mr. Blue
It's just like the end of The Exorcist: "Yup, she's possessed. Welp...gotta run."
9:35 AM Mr. Silver
And Star Wars: "Wow...that thing is big. Let's abandon Yavin."
9:42 AM Mr. Silver
My main dream-film itself was much more interesting than the mentioned trailer.
Unfortunately the theater was in a small setting...like a school or library showing. I was in the front row with Mr. Mustard. And there was a rack of pamphlets and books below the screen.
During the introduction...where what was going on was being explained (some sort of magic system/setting) Mustard kept standing up in front of the text to poke around the racks and read titles, so I didn’t know what I was expected to going in.
(Young) Cybill Shepherd was some sort of sorceress who was empowering herself by assessing the potential powers of people she encountered on her luxurious island estate and taking it. She'd refer to the process as "making a pie", but it was more like a necromantic process of blending 3 complimentary people into a mass that she and her servants would bury, and it'd grow into something they dug up for her to consume. On top of the ground, these fermenting things kind of looked like a pie.
Rather gross inside too.
9:57 AM Mr. Blue
Ohh! I love young Cybill Shepherd.
10:06 AM Mr. Silver
Anyway, it opened with the brunette teen from Poltergeist wandering the beach confused (and considering she was murdered some 28 years ago, that might explain Cybill’s age – Mr. Silver). Cybill was nice as could be, but looked her over, and all sorts of ratings came up for her somehow.
"Hmm...A 15 in steel-gray. 'The Dead'."
And she calls over her butler to "make our guest comfortable".
10:11 AM Mr. Blue
This sounds like something she'd do.
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
They needed to keep the girl under control until they could get a complete set of 3. Then they (Cybill + I can't see who the other is but can guess it's the guy that played Smith from Sex And The City) start digging up a "pie" and chatting about it.
Meanwhile in long shot, through the window of the guest bungalow, the girl and butler are fighting and both go down out of sight.
The butler eventually runs up with a bleeding head wound, bitching about the girl and Smith ends up stabbing him in the back by mistake after recommending sic-ing a vampire on the girl to control her.
(wakes up)
Mr. Silver
I actually had a couple doozies over my long weekend.
11:08 AM Mr. Silver
The one was so remarkable that I'm not sure I didn't just shift to another multi-verse for about 30 minutes.
11:13 AM Mr. Silver
Extremely real; I had trouble believing I wasn't in a dream, but I felt wide awake in a real place in real time.
Mr. Silver
I was suddenly with Mrs. Silver, visiting my mom's house. Her house if she had a lot more money. Very nice place, all clean and bright. I remembered the house because a friend's family had lived in it. She told me she'd bought it from them a long time ago. Two of my sisters were there visiting. All of us were younger than we are now.
Mr. Silver
The one was pregnant with her first (she has one now, already grown). She remembered dating her (real) husband in college but hadn't seen him since then and was married to someone else.
The other sister had 4 kids, but none of them were the 2 she has now.
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
They all remembered me as I am to look at, but I was acting funny to them.
I went all over the house looking at rooms and opening drawers and such. I was most interested in the computer. The one sister had brought her laptop and I decided to have a look at it.
11:46 AM Mr. Silver
It had a really odd interface and old-looking menus, like it was all 8-bit. I asked if it was Windows or Apple and she told me those companies had merged years ago. It had an unfamiliar logo and text that suggested it was an amalgam of both, but I can’t recall what it was like.
I wasted a bunch of time trying to sort out the computer and then I was back here.
12:09 PM Mr. Silver
I woke up so confused and impressed that I had to wake up Mrs. Silver to tell her about it, which is something I never do.
12:13 PM Mr. Blue
weird one
12:24 PM Mr. Brown
This was on the site I was reading.
It looks funny.
12:34 PM Mr. Silver
I remember that video.
12:36 PM Mr. Silver
It’s just swamp gas.
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