8:30 AM Mr. Brown
Dang it!
I just ripped my shirt.
8:30 AM Mr. Silver
Nice.
8:30 AM Mr. Brown
Stupid cotton shrinkage. It was just a little snug due to shrinking, but not bad enough not to wear.
8:30 AM Mr. Silver
Inadvertent Hulk-Rip!
8:30 AM Mr. Brown
I probably should have bought an XL instead of large, so when it shrank it would fit right.
(Later...)
8:54 AM Mr. Brown
Oh great now my glasses broke! Right in the middle!
9:21 AM Mr. Silver
Hulk SMASH through PASSIVE ACTIVITY!
9:30 AM Mr. Brown
Hulk already break shirt and glasses! Smash chair sitting quietly next!
LOL
9:45 AM Mr. Silver
Every time we talk about you hulking out, I'm reminded of a bit from The Young Ones.
9:45 AM Mr. Silver
Three of the roommates hassle the 4th, the hippie, to the point that he Hulks out in a rage and beats them all up. Then everything pops back to reality and no one's been beaten up.
"What's happened to your clothes, Neil?"
(All torn up as if he'd actually Hulked out.)
"Uh...I think I'd better go and lie down for a bit, actually..."
9:53 AM Mr. Blue
Heh
9:57 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
(The whole thing is funny, but it starts happening at 4:38. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9eCkQYq818 - Mr. Silver.)
10:24 AM Mr. Blue
As far as this SOPA thing, I think that we should just let the government do whatever they think is best for us. That's why they're the GOVERNMENT! Am I right???
10:38 AM Mr. Silver
Hmmm...nothing popped up on my sarcasm app.
11:26 AM Mr. Blue
No good?
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
(wobbles palm in a so-so)
I was trying to work up a mock-Italian accent "Mama always say don't droppa the SOPA" thing this morning but my alien hand started punching me repeatedly.
11:42 AM Mr. Blue
I was trying something to do with PIPA and Pippa Middleton.
12:30 PM Mr. Blue
What is a super PAC?
12:33 PM Mr. Silver
A Super PAC is a way for an "unaffiliated" group to collect and spend as much money as they want campaigning for a candidate of choice under the guise of an organization.
In other words, a letter-of-the-law scam that was pushed through to skirt campaign finance rules and give the campaigns deniability about their mudslinging.
Even though the Party of Gaffe's candidates have regularly revealed that they know exactly what is going on in them...
See: "Corporations are People"
12:35 PM Mr. Blue
I see.
I’m definitely starting a charity, for me
If people are going to be flushing money down the toilet I want in on that scam.
12:44 PM Mr. Silver
Oh they aren't though. The PACs are being used to do and say whatever they feel like. It's pretty much pure mud-sling/slander/libel under the guise of a concerned non-political group exercising their 1st Amendment Rights.
The "Swiftboating" of Kerry is a rather famous example of this kind of thing.
12:45 PM Mr. Blue
Ah yes.
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
Its just a version of that.
Mr. Yellow
I had nothing to watch during lunch, so I figured out my character up through level 30.
I just need to take 1 level of sorcerer after I complete Master Specialist, and then I can take Ultimate Magus.
1:19 PM Mr. Green
Yeah... Ultimate Magus is a great prestige class.
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
Sorry...I'm seeing a wrestler...
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
UM, flexing - "No one can stand before the awesome power of Ultimate MAYYY-gus!"
1:26 PM Mr. Silver
Announcer 1 - "Uh oh...Ultimate Magus has pulled an unsanctioned wand from somewhere. Things are gonna get ugly!"
Ann 2 - "No kidding, and it's sparkling and the ref doesn't even see it!"
Ann 1 - "OOO!!! What a blast!"
1:30 PM Mr. Silver
Ann 1 – "The Man In Yellow is still struggling to get back up, and Ultimate Magus is now arguing with the ref about the wand, which he clearly threw out of the ring."
Ann 2 - "Let's hope it's enough time for The Man In Yellow to recover. You know, he was claiming after he finished off Master Specialist that he could take Ultimate Magus, but I just don't know."
1:32 PM Mr. Yellow
Hahahahaha
1:32 PM Mr. Silver
Ann 1 - "They don't call him Ultimate for nothing, Mr. Man In Yellow."
Ann 2 - "He's back up and taunting Ultimate Magus.
(I'd keep going but I don't watch enough wrestling.)
Mr. Blue
This all sounds very much like that one movie: Speed 2.
11:17 AM Mr. Silver
“Titanic 2 - No Captain”
11:20 AM Mr. Silver
All the warnings that Italy had been spotted were ignored...
The lookouts didn't have their binoculars to spot the shore...
They never had a chance.
11:20 AM Mr. Blue
"They say she is unsinkable!"
11:21 AM Mr. Silver
"Hi-Def video me like one of your Sicilian girls, Jack."
11:23 AM Mr. Blue
"I'M THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!! WOOOO HOOO HOOO!!!"
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
"But this ship can't sink!"
"She's made of modern metal alloys and a lot of plastic, sir. I assure you, it can."
11:48 AM Mr. Silver
The scene where the captain bravely stood on shore and sipped his Limoncello from the resort as the ship went under was very moving.
11:49 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
Mr. Blue
The captain says he was "catapulted into the water" when the ship ran aground.
Hehehe
1:33 PM Mr. Brown
That’s the way the pickle squirts.
1:38 PM Mr. Silver
"Captain Pickle could not be reached for confirmation."
1:56 PM Mr. Silver
I'm seeing a flash game.
Players tap the keys for screws 1 2 and 3 as fast as possible to get up to speed, hit the bottom for a hard stop, pick an angle for the captain and launch.
bounce off of passengers, crew, deck furniture, swimmers, whales, waves, seagulls...avoid railings, reefs, the coast guard...
2:02 PM Mr. Silver
If he catapulted into the water off of a ship that size, he sure wasn't at the helm
2:02 PM Mr. Blue
He was pulling the ol' "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" thing at the bow.
2:35 PM Mr. Blue
2:40 PM Mr. Silver
I think it's pretty obvious there was a fight...apparently the terrorists had the Marky Mark factor on their side.
In fact...this is meme bait.
2:42 PM Mr. Blue
Marky Mark prevents Pearl Harbor
Marky Mark prevents dinosaur extinction
2:42 PM Mr. Silver
"If I was there, man..."
2:45 PM Mr. Silver
Tebow praying to Marky Mark in the 4th quarter...
"If it was me at the Library of Alexandra, things would have been different. Calm down people, I'm going to save all the archived knowledge of the known world...just hang on."
"We'd have all the Greek plays, man."
2:49 PM Mr. Blue
"If I were alive in the 1930's, Hitler wouldn't have done any of that stuff he did. I'da been all, "Yo Adolf, step back." And he'da been all "Oh Marky, don't hurt me!""
2:54 PM Mr. Silver
"That presidential motorcade in Houston? JFK, man. If I'd been there, things would have been different. I've had like 50 dreams about it. Stay calm people, I'm going to keep this man safe for you."
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
"The '65 East Coast blackout? Not on my watch. Things would have been different."
I like this meme
It's win win
Endless hind-sight material and Mark Wahlberg gets publicity, so won't really want it to stop.
It might finally supplant Chuck Norris jokes.
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