Day 81 - Don't Drink And Text Unless That Was The Chosen Strategy All Along, Bland To The Bone, German Test, And How To Balance Incidental Exercise And Bad Diet

11:07 AM Mr. Blue

Apparently (unnamed girl) was drunk last night and texting me, but I was asleep. Then this morning she apologized for being out of line (but she deleted the texts so she doesn't know what she said) So I’m telling her that she sent me a bunch of very inappropriate pictures, and she seems to be buying it.

Mostly it was just gibberish.

11:08 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

11:11 AM Mr. Silver

Gonna let her off the hook?

11:11 AM Mr. Blue

Maybe later

11:11 AM Mr. Silver

Heh

Drunk flirt-texts...nice

Mrs. Silver sleep-phoned me once.

I saw my sister have an entire phone conversation asleep once when we were kids.

Well...early teens. She'd had a lot of phone practice...

11:16 AM Mr. Blue

That's weird. Did she remember it?

11:16 AM Mr. Silver

Nope...neither of them remembered it

11:50 AM Mr. Silver

Heh

So...I'm thinkin'...

If (girl) deleted the texts, how does she not know what she said or sent? She had to have seen them to dump them.

11:51 AM Mr. Blue

Yeah, I dunno.

12:01 PM Mr. Silver

Hmmm

Perhaps she's actually being clever and letting you talk.

12:44 PM Mr. Silver

If she's not actually embarrassed, I assume she is highly amused by your creativity.

12:05 PM Mr. Silver

I still have a drink fairly often but not like the old days.

12:05 PM Mr. Blue

I pretty much don't drink at all.

12:06 PM Mr. Silver

Not one of George Thorogood's bigger hits

12:06 PM Mr. Blue

lol

"I do laundry alone." George Thorogood first draft.

12:09 PM Mr. Silver

(Heavy bass, sax)

"I pretty much don't drink at all!”

“YEAH! I don't really drink too much!”

“Oooh, I'm productive with my time!”

“Read books and keep busy around the house!"

12:12 PM Mr. Blue

perfect

"I'm here to tell ya hon-ay!”

“That I'm bland and I'm meek!”

(BUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!)

“B-b-b-b-b-b-blaaaaand!"

12:13 PM Mr. Silver

“Bland to da bone!"

12:46 PM Mr. Silver

Based on your non-drinking claim, I again suspect you aren't really German

12:50 PM Mr. Silver

"No way you're German."

"I am too!"

"Alright...a test then: How many beers did you have last night?"

"I had exactly 36 ounces."

"Ok, you're German."

12:51 PM Mr. Blue

Heh

1:24 PM Mr. Silver

Anything else good?

1:24 PM Mr. Blue

Uhh...this guy over here is eating Oreos for lunch and wearing Shape Ups

1:25 PM Mr. Silver

Perhaps they balance out.