7:32 AM Mr. Orange
I wore jeans today
They might fire me!!!
7:33 AM Mr. Silver
Jeans?
Summary execution...
7:33 AM Mr. Orange
Yes
7:34 AM Mr. Silver
...whoever you are...Anyone recognize that guy? How'd he get in here?
7:53 AM Mr. Brown M.
I got stung yesterday for the third time
I hate yellow jackets; they are so sneaky
7:53 AM Mr. Orange
How did that happen?
7:54 AM Mr. Brown M.
I was walking through my grape arbor and it flew into my sleeveless shirt. I did not know it was there til it stung me.
7:54 AM Mr. Orange
Oh god
7:55 AM Mr. Brown M.
So now my side is itchy
7:55 AM Mr. Orange
I'll bet
7:59 AM Mr. Silver
Stop using honey for deodorant
8:05 AM Mr. Mauve
Yellow jackets are pointless... what purpose do they serve?
At least honey bees pull their weight
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
Their purpose is making more yellowjackets
8:16 AM Mr. Silver
Hit 'em with a sword, Mr. Brown...they're worth 1 EXP apiece
8:18 AM Mr. Brown M.
They pollinate some plants I think
8:38 AM Mr. Brown M.
Looks like yellow jackets kill pest insects
8:38 AM Mr. Silver
Pests that kill pests
dig
8:39 AM Mr. Mauve
right...
8:57 AM Mr. Mauve
Wikipedia lists their economic importance as such:
(Snip) “Not to be confused with certain bees that die after a single sting, these wasps may sting whenever they feel it necessary. "
(Snip) “Not to be confused with certain bees that die after a single sting, these wasps may sting whenever they feel it necessary. "
8:58 AM Mr. Silver
"They're THAT badass"
8:40 AM Mr. Silver
Bummer
8:40 AM Mr. Brown M.
Just a way for the sponsor to keep their money.
8:40 AM Mr. Orange
Yeah, that’s just a ridiculous deal.
Bottom line is, the dad bought both tickets.
It doesn't matter who's name is on them. If it did, only the buyer, the dad, would be allowed to win.
8:41 AM Mr. Silver
"We respect their honesty...but we are reducing the prize by $30000."
8:41 AM Mr. Mauve
That's garbage.
8:46 AM Mr. Silver
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but it does retain us 30 grand. Plus, this donation of $20000 will help a lot of kids get into the great sport of hockey. In addition, our accountants told us that a donation, unlike a prize, can be written off our taxes."
9:52 AM Mr. Brown M.
This is awesome http://imgur.com/gallery/Bqwi2
LOL
9:55 AM Mr. Mauve
I'm rooting for LSU because that guy looks like a tool and doesn't deserve that kind of a reward.
9:55 AM Mr. Brown M.
lol
I do!
9:56 AM Mr. Silver
Heh
9:56 AM Mr. Mauve
10:07 AM Mr. Silver
Gosh...someone shopping a picture?
10:07 AM Mr. Mauve
I know! Right?
lawls
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
And a male college student too. That's the real shocker.
10:08 AM Mr. Mauve
Some bros just don't know where to draw the line.
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
For me, I was so sure that was real.
10:08 AM Mr. Mauve
Yeah, pretty convincing.
I mean... it was her signature. Who forges those?
10:14 AM Mr. Silver
It'd require an unthinkably difficult edit...they'd practically have to cut it from the image and paste it to a new copy of the image, somehow.
12:17 PM Mr. Blue
People from Niger are called Nigeriens, people from Nigeria are called Nigerians (the more you know)
12:20 PM Mr. Silver
And women from Lesbos are called
Lesbosians
12:20 PM Mr. Blue
Depends whether or not they respond to my advances
12:20 PM Mr. Silver
Lesbosian Lesbians – Talk about a niche.
12:21 PM Mr. Blue
It'd be hard to keep their population up.
I'd volunteer my services
12:22 PM Mr. Silver
So Lesbosian Lesbian Amazonian Amazons. They'd kill you when done with Snu Snu, of course.
12:23 PM Mr. Mauve
Was that a Futurama reference?
12:23 PM Mr. Silver
Last bit, yes.
12:23 PM Mr. Mauve
+1 respect
12:23 PM Mr. Silver
LEVEL!
12:27 PM Mr. Blue Buncha bozos!
12:30 PM Mr. Silver
"Armed with the traditional hand made tribal bike horns, the warriors brightly color their hair and don oversized shoes to hunt the sacred Pulli Latexus - or "rubber chickens" in common. parlance."
12:30 PM Mr. Blue
Their official inter-tribal greeting is a pie in the face.
12:30 PM Mr. Mauve
WTF?
12:31 PM Mr. Silver
"Up to 100 Bozo can fit into a single small canoe for trips on the river."
12:31 PM Mr. Blue
90% of seltzer water exports go to them.
12:34 PM Mr. Silver
"Despite their jovial and good-natured souls, the appearance of a Bozo can cause neighboring tribes to go into paroxysms of fear."
12:36 PM Mr. Silver
"This shunning has caused many of the youth of the Bozo people to travel far from home to seek work in such pursuits as entertainment, balloon arts and sales, and most frequently politics."
12:38 PM Mr. Mauve
Bozos grow up to be clowns and politicians?
1:21 PM Mr. Blue
1:23 PM Mr. Silver
I lost it at the frizzy blonde.
1:23 PM Mr. Brown M.
lol
Yeah!
1:24 PM Mr. Blue
I like the stubble on the one girl.
1:24 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
1:26 PM Mr. Blue
The cross eyed one isn't nice, she's cute.
2:43 PM Mr. Brown M.
Anybody know where these are? http://imgur.com/gallery/1R0eV\
2:44 PM Mr. Silver
Well...the one comment says Hua Shan in China.
2:45 PM Mr. Blue
One of the five sacred mountains in China
2:46 PM Mr. Silver
"You're about as steep as a Chinese staircase."
2:46 PM Mr. Blue
(Lost line about these sacred stairs being the fastest path to Heaven...when you fall off. Believe it was Blue's - Mr. Silver)
2:47 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "Spiderman, Spiderman, can walk the stairs at Hua Shan!"
Mr. Gray
Hey Mr. Yellow, do you remember Ms. Mortar. from high school? I know she hung out with some of the same people, but haven't been able to recall who.
8:56 AM Mr. Yellow
Not off hand.
8:56 AM Mr. Gray
OK, just asking.
8:56 AM Mr. Yellow
I have my yearbook at home though and could look.
8:56 AM Mr. Gray
Please do LOL
She has been messaging me on FaceBook and texting, and wants to hang out.
8:56 AM Mr. Yellow
Ok
8:57 AM Mr. Silver
Ms. Mortar. Voted "Most likely to talk to Mr. Gray in the 3rd quarter of 2011"
And they thought it was a joke category...pfft!
Mr. Silver
I finished running my Al-Qadim campaign Friday
So I need to update my character to level 12
9:29 AM Mr. Gray
Hehe....just make shit up.
"I have a...Ring of Wishes!!"
9:31 AM Mr. Silver
Yeah, that could be fun.
9:34 AM Mr. Gray
Deck of Many Things!!
9:34 AM Mr. Silver
Eeeee!
9:40 AM Mr. Yellow
One of my favorite items
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
"Ok...I draw card #1...The Void."
"Great item choice, Mr. Silver."
"Shaddup!"
9:51 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
"How long did it take you to update your character? Sorry about that..."
12:08 PM Mr. Silver
There's always the Ring of Gaseous Form
12:14 PM Mr. Silver
Amulet of Decapitation
Belt of Mighty Spanking
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
Boots of Trench Foot
12:34 PM Mr. Yellow
lol
12:55 PM Mr. Silver
Mighty Bustier of Bodacious Boobies
(recommended for female adventurers only.)
12:55 PM Mr. Gray
I think that’s in the D20 book or Erotic Adventures
I have that
12:56 PM Mr. Gray
I know the Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain are in there
12:56 PM Mr. Silver
heh
Concrete Overshoes of Sinking
"These have water-breathing cast on them?"
"Yup!"
(3/day 5 minute duration)
12:58 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
1:05 PM Mr. Yellow
Derrek has an item that projects a full illusion of a giant parade for when he enters towns, based off of what the genie did for Aladdin in the Disney cartoon.
1:05 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:05 PM Mr. Silver
Nice!
Mr. Silver
"My favorite? Probably the 'Spank Ray'." - Space Ghost
1:22 PM Mr. Yellow
Hahaha
Mr. Silver
One item I never gave out was the cursed "Shoes of Intersecting Gravity"
Worked kinda like Spiderclimbing but each foot had to be against a different surface or you'd start slipping like you were on a 45 degree slope til it did.
So you could walk floor/wall, wall/ceiling, but no even surfaces.
Going outside would be like trying to hop along a steep mountain surface and you are always in danger of tumbling towards your loose foot.
"Aim for a tree!!!"
2:09 PM Mr. Yellow
lol
Mr. Silver
"(Local fitness club) offers a free enrollment fee."
There's a fee to enroll for free?
3:15 PM Mr. Blue
That's how they get ya.
3:16 PM Mr. Silver
Gym guy - "It's usually $25 to enroll, but we have a free enrollment special running this week."
Health Stooge - "How much is that?"
GG - "$25."
HS - "Hmmm...and for that I get free enrollment."
GG - "Absolutely free!"
HS - "I see...tempting. So it's only $25 for free enrollment instead of the regular price for a paid enrollment? Sounds like a deal!"
GG – "Exactly! Why pay for enrollment when you can get it free for only 25 bucks, right? So, you want to sign up?"
HS - “Hell yeah!”
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