Day 78 - Partying Too Hard On Labor Day Eve, Fairies In Da Hood, Some Fetishes Are Furrier Than Others, How To Spot FORners, And Hell Is Paved With Kitty Litter,

8:00 AM Mr. Silver

Morning

8:00 AM Mr. Mauve

*grumble grumble grumble*

8:01 AM Mr. Orange

Miserable Mr. Mauve

8:01 AM Mr. Mauve

Not sure why I’m so tired today... probably something to due with lack of sleep, I’m thinking.

8:01 AM Mr. Silver

Could be

8:01 AM Mr. Mauve

heh

8:01 AM Mr. Silver

Hung over perhaps?

8:02 AM Mr. Mauve

Nah

No booze yesterday

...wait, do I look hungover?

8:03 AM Mr. Silver

Usually

8:03 AM Mr. Mauve

Nice

9:03 Mr. Silver
Mr. Blue had the most questions (go figger)

9:03 AM Mr. Mauve

Figger?

9:03 AM Mr. Silver

Figure

9:03 AM Mr. Mauve

Is that a slur against fairies?

Figger

9:04 AM Mr. Silver

“What up my figger?!”

9:04 AM Mr. Mauve

Lawlz

9:06 AM Mr. Mauve

I think our conversation is boring Mr. Orange ... he must not be a fantasy guy.

9:06 AM Mr. Silver

Perhaps fairies and goblins the wrong kind of fantasy...we could change to schoolgirls or furries

9:07 AM Mr. Mauve

Aren't furries more up Bob's alley?

9:08 AM Mr. Silver

Not sure

9:08 AM Mr. Mauve

I heard he's an anthropomorphic nut... not like the weird people that poo in a litter box though.

At least I hope not...

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

Edging into things mankind was not meant to know...

9:28 AM Mr. Silver

Only furry I knew well enough to just hang out and talk to was closeted.  Used to work at a video place around here.  Moved to CA one day and vanished.  Months later he sent a "all's well" letter (or email...I wasn't that close an acquaintance) with pictures of himself dressed as a teddy bear.

9:29 AM Mr. Mauve

Hah, nice...

9:29 AM Mr. Silver

Nobody knew til then

Note that Mr. Orange hasn't said a word through all of this.

9:43 AM Mr. Mauve

Yeah... I'm not surprised

9:44 AM Mr. Silver

He must be feeling uncomfortable about the new bunny gear he has on order.

12:43 PM Mr. Silver

Why I bother...

Rep "How's the guy's name pronounced?"

Me "Dah-eeb"

Rep "Day-yibb...right..."

Me "No...Dah-EEB."

Rep "Oh...  Day-yibb. Got it, thanks."

12:45 PM Mr. Mauve

Wasn't my wife was it?

12:45 PM Mr. Silver

No

She good for that?

12:46 PM Mr. Mauve

Because it would have been fun to make fun of her for that.

12:47 PM Mr. Silver

I'll just hit one with "It's a foreign name...just call him Charlie or Jimmy...he'll be fine with it."

12:48 PM Mr. Mauve

I think he's Vietnamese... so Charlie is fitting I think.

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

More middle eastern...we should notify (local vocal bigoted store owner).

12:54 PM Mr. Orange

Yes...they are gaining ground.

12:59 PM Mr. Silver

I think my favorite thing was the assertion that no Muslim EVER came into his shop so the report made against him was a lie.

1:00 PM Mr. Silver

Because, as we all know, Muslims carry "I'm a Muslim" signs around.

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

They also ALL wear burqas or veils, or turbans, or keffiyeh if of the arab persuasion...or the perennial favorite: the fez.

1:54 PM Mr. Silver

They say "Idle hands are the Devil's playthings." 

But hands aren't playthings

Should be "Idle Hands are the Devil's pooper scoopers" or something

Heaven knows I've scooped a lot...