[12:36
PM]
All
right...saw the ad enough times and had to look... "Are
those...is it a weird strap, or...?"
[12:37
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Specially
designed for fully clothed sex.
hehe
[1:15
PM]
I
imagine those boots are only something that can be attractive to look
at if the woman is wearing hose and it's not very warm.
Otherwise, I'm (urp...) picturing clear plastic sticking to sweaty
skin. Bleh.
[1:17
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Yuck
Imagine
the ones that don't fit right but they wear them anyways
Hahaha
Meat squeezing out a clear tube
[1:22
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
saw a picture of someone wearing those and they were all steamed up
lmfao
Disgusting
You'd
have to pour them out periodically
[1:23
PM]
"The
Manufacturer recommends hosing the inside of this product with hat
water and bleach after each use. Dry thoroughly!"
hot
[1:25
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
like hat
lol
[1:25
PM]
hehe
[1:25
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Matching
clear hat
Pour
sweat out of hat, into shoes, add bleach
[1:25
PM]
Ugh
[1:25
PM] Mr. Blue:
Hat
water.
[1:26
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Add
water to shoes, put in gold fish
lol
[1:27
PM] Mr. Blue:
Those
Yeezy
shoes are ridiculous looking
[1:27
PM] Mr. Brown.:
yeezy
my neezy
[1:27
PM] Mr. Blue:
it
looks like something designed for people with medical problems - like
geriatrics with equilibrium issues
With
a touch of "post-nuclear dystopia"
[1:28
PM] Mr. Brown.:
apparently
he don't like to tie shoes and has balance issues
Sat
down to come up with a design
“nah,
looks like other shoes.”
“nah,
still looks like a shoe”
“I
want to be different”
“oh
yeah, now looks like a boat. Sweet”
[1:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
probably
a sign i'm getting old
when
i look at kid's fashion and just don't get it
[1:31
PM] Mr. Brown.:
not
really
well
not anymore
kids'
fashion today is idiotic
nothing
to do with not getting it
Like
the fact that all girls shorts are short shorts now
WTF
[1:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
most
fashion i'm fine with
but
shoes that look like slippers for geriatrics.. not sure why you'd
wanna wear that
[1:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
status
symbol
[1:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
it
seems like a con
[1:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
it
is
[1:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
"let's
see what kind of dumb shit we can make kids spend their parents money
on."
[1:41
PM]
Yeezy.
Portmanteau for “You'll Make Everyone Queasy”
Or
"You're Probably Easy"
"Young
and Sleazy"?
[1:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
it's
Kanye West's nickname, probably from the Ye part of his name
[1:58
PM] Mr. Brown.:
my
step dad went on a plane twice and ended up having clots all the way
up his leg.
How
he survived we're that not sure
[1:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
don't understand clots
seems
to happen on planes a lot.. not sure if that's from the constant
sitting or from the pressure or what
[2:00
PM] Mr. Brown.:
pressure
[2:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
know injuries can cause them.. like broken leg bones can lead to
clots
some
NHLers had them after breaking their legs
[2:22
PM]
So
what don't you get about clots?
Like
why aren't we all dead if this can happen?
[2:23
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
basically. It's baffling how fragile we are and how there's like
20,000 things trying to kill us at all times
[2:24
PM] Mr. Brown.:
clots
are normally only an issue for people who actually have clotting
issues
[2:27
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
was thinking the other day how badly we need oxygen
We
can't go 5 minutes without it?
Literally
5 minutes. That's like, a commercial break
[2:28
PM]
Yet
the stuff is highly dangerous depending on concentration
Little
too much...feel great...little more, feel bad...little more...drop
dead...little more...stuff bursts into flames.
I've
often wondered if early creatures just had issues that were simply
because biology hadn't figured itself out yet.
Did
the early Common Cold just kill things like a plague?
Did
big dinosaurs get so massive because no stop had evolved? Just
go on growing til they collapse?
[2:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
Like
island gigantism
Except
it's planetary gigantism
[2:40
PM]
The
dinosaur thing?
[2:40
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
[2:41
PM] Mr. Brown.:
abundance
of oxygen in their time
[2:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think early on it was higher, but once the dinos were established it
was about the same as it is today
more
oxygen also means more forest fires which meant... less oxygen
Right
at the point where plants were everywhere but land-dwelling animals
were not, it was very high
But
by the time dinosaurs we know of came around it was probably similar
But
we'd probably still have trouble if we transported back in time
because there'd be other differences
And
probably even slight changes in oxygen would take some adaptation
[2:48
PM]
Observable
in moves to higher elevations.
What
was the one I saw I found amazing... (looks for verification)
Eye
bones
First
time I saw that on a prehistoric giant fish and realized it wasn't
fake...hehe
[2:55
PM] Mr. Brown.:
[2:56
PM]
Evolution
invented Googly Eyes!
[2:57
PM] Mr. Brown.:
night
vision
[2:58
PM]
"The
dinosaurs with glasses look so sophisticated."
[3:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
in
the last picture it looks like a camera's aperture lens
[3:00
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Dinos
were meat robots taking pictures
[3:02
PM]
As
far as oxygen vs CO2...way back there...
Climate
denial people will cite that the Earth was "fine" with
(guesses amount) 800% more CO2
[3:12
PM] Mr. Brown.:
If
we slowly evolve to breathe it, sure we will be fine
[3:12
PM]
If
you think you can live in a hot ocean filled with new multi-cellular
life...go for it Mr. Brown.
[3:12
PM] Mr. Brown.:
LOL
[3:13
PM]
Life
forms were basically making Earth too toxic with CO2 to survive.
And
then something figured out chlorophyll and started flopping it the
other way...
Until
we were all gonna die again
And
then something figured out how to use all this poisonous oxygen
stuff...
Then
it started balancing out OK
[3:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
We
will be breathing CO2 soon
Our
lungs will change
[3:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
and
converting it to what?
[3:15
PM]
It would
convert us to dead humans. Even scientifically induced it would take
too long.
[3:15
PM] Mr. Brown.:
True
it is happening too fast
but
if the change was slower we could evolve to convert CO2 back to
oxygen
lol
That
would be funny
[3:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
Then
where would the CO2 come from?
[3:17
PM] Mr. Brown.:
earth
waste
[3:18
PM]
How
about this...
Plant
a trillion trees
Got
yer carbon capture and atmospheric cooling done right there.
[3:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
best way to get trees and plant life back is just to leave nature
alone
In
the US and Europe forest cover is increasing because farm land is
becoming disused and sprawl is slowing/stopping
I
think a lot of those massive tree planting things India and China do
don't really pan out
and
most of the trees end up dying
They're
replanting in Iceland and it's not really doing any good. Mostly
because the trees they're planting aren't native
Nobody
wants to plant native species, they want to plant species that look
nice or grow a particular way (fast, tall, shady, requires less
water) or that has an economic benefit for its pulp
[3:26
PM]
Now
if they could grow the Sahara...
I
will point out the recent study that suggests that the Sahara is all
goat herding damage by humans over thousands of years.
[3:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
I've
heard claims that the Great Plains are plain because of native American clear cutting
Fairly
believable i guess
[3:36
PM]
Maybe...never
thought about it
You'd
think there'd be oodles of trunk and stump leftovers all over it,
though.
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