[1:25
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Fake
or something got zapped hard
[1:34
PM]
That's closer
than it looks in stills
It's
falling too fast for very far away
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown.:
It's
a scene from Con Air when he throws the dead guy out the plane with a
note
[1:49
PM]
haven't
see it but know about it.
[1:50
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Falling
out of the sky
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK
JAAAAAAAMMMMMMEESSSSSS BITCH
[2:00
PM]
heh
The
Rocketeer after his 15 second fuel burn
Maybe
not...he would be smoking more
[2:01
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Maybe
falling then igniting again made him go down faster
[2:01
PM]
Wouldn't
it be sad if it had been a history changing personal flight
experiment and the fellow got struck by lightning
"I've
done it! I've conquered anti-gravity levitation and it runs on
a triple-A battery! This will change-” ka-RACK!!!!
[2:05
PM] Mr. Brown.:
In
front of a rainbow no less
hehe
"I'm
up here, flying finally! Look at this beautiful rainbow to make it
even better!” ZAP
[1:54
PM]
Skeptical
Meter at 9.8
[1:54
PM] Mr. Brown.:
um
it's in a history book
hehe
[1:55
PM]
Even
their pic labelled "Lost City" is basically a fair sized
building
[1:56
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Why
would anybody think King David did not exist?
He
was for sure a king
Might
not have been called David
[1:57
PM]
(keeps
reading) 9.9...
[1:58
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Hmm
if there was a House of David
Wonder
if they all went by the last name David
[2:10
PM]
There
are problems with Biblical history. Not least the disparity of
written word vs archaeological evidence, and that's before
considering that a lot of stuff was written a long time after it was
supposed to have happened.
There
is almost nothing interpretable...and nothing verifiable...as
evidence of King David.
I
mean...Europe was literate and kept good records in a solid dating
system when Robin Hood was supposedly around and no one can decide if
he was one guy...three...many...never existed...was never called
that, and what century he was.
Was
there a King David? Maybe
Yet
even in this article they contradict themselves.
They
blanket it in a 250 years span
10th
to mid 8th century?
"It's
from the right period"
What...the "old" period?
10th
to 8th BC
How
many Davids were there?
Where
did Solomon fit in?
This
stuff is hard
hehe
[2:18
PM] Mr. Brown.:
The
Bible. The book of deeds
and
lessons
semi
history
[2:22
PM]
Which
brings the subject up against the people who want it to be literal
history
When
it's clearly not exact or even correct when checked.
[2:22
PM] Mr. Brown.:
It
is a lesson book
[2:23
PM]
Like
the Battle of Jericho
Biblical scholars know who was there and what forces were fighting and how it
played out...
And
so archaeologists went to look
And
the walls had fallen at Jericho something like 3x in history but never
when the people in the story were there
What
do you DO with that?
Well...it's
a great story so put it in.
"Put
in the wall thing"
"But
it didn't happen."
"But
it was cool."
"That
was (some forgotten general's) thing."
"Eh...illiterates.
No one remembers that. Put it in."
[2:28
PM] Mr. Brown.:
And
God said “write about the battle of Jericho, son”
“But
i wasn't there”
“You
heard about it, right? I want to get the point across. Screw
history.”
lol
[2:31
PM]
Yes
"You're
never to have a temple...so build
one"
"You're
never to have a king...but pick a bunch."
Lot
of workings of Humans in the Bible
Think
i blogged it Saturday about the whole Canaanite “genocide”.
And
the study that showed that not only weren't they wiped out, they
never left and are still there.
[2:36
PM] Mr. Brown.:
God
tells the writer “here is the point i want to get across, make it
happen”
Then
through the years people just keep copying it down
[2:39
PM]
Still
happens.
[2:40
PM] Mr. Brown.:
The
whole point - and it even says it - is to keep the lessons going
I'm
not good at reciting where though
lol
[2:42
PM]
Take
The Lord's Prayer... Does your church end with the 'thine is the
power and' etc?"
I
keep ending up in groups standing there waiting for people to finish
up a sentiment some monk scribbled in the margins of a Bible or
prayer book once centuries ago.
It's
obviously not part of The Lord's Prayer
Just
started showing up in copies and recopies after a certain point.
[2:47
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Thine
is the power and the glory for ever and ever amen
I
remember saying that before
can't
remember if we do it at my current church
So
second nature I just recite it
lol
[2:48
PM]
Mr.
Comatose-Rote Brown...church goer
"Honestly
I don't even wake up til after they do reading #3."
[2:50
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
think i subconsciously recite it when it is started.
So
yeah awake yet not awake
hehe
I
listen to the sermons
[3:18
PM]
Lot
of "Christianity" seems to be "Paulianity"
Can
you imagine?
Guy
walking in to an apostle-team meeting and saying "Hi, I was Saul
your oppressor but a light and voice said I'm an apostle now so I'm
Paul."
I
mean...what would YOU think?
[3:27
PM] Mr. Brown.:
haha
[3:28
PM]
(Peter) "Uh...hi...Paul?
I don't remember you at any of the...um...events or anything.
Were you standing in the background...or...? Anyone remember
Paul?"
"Nope.
I witnessed nothing and never met your Jesus guy. Sorry about all that 'trying to stamp you out
stuff'. Anyway, I'm really into this idea I have for a letter-writing
campaign."
[9:31
AM] Mr. Brown.:
"Hi,
I’m Paul. I’m in the witness protection program, they gave me
the job of an apostle."
[9:47
AM]
Did
some digging on good ol' Paul.
Dude
wrote or is in like a third of the New Testament on the basis of "Hi
guys, I'm an apostle."
And
they didn't all think much of him
And
if you scrutinize some of the crap he supposedly says, he admits he's
pretty much a liar and corrupt in an unspecified way.
Granted,
a bunch of his letters are considered forgeries.
(sigh)
How
does this stuff happen...
"You
(Paul) can be the apostle to the Gentiles (because they don't matter
anyway)"
Among
other things.
[10:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
If
you thought men were fallible today, just think how fallible they
were 700, or even 1,900 years ago
In
terms of them trying to decipher what's real and what isn't, what to
leave in and what to leave out, and how to translate what is selected
Anytime
you translate something from one language, to another, and then
another, it's going to be F'd up
The
gist might still be there but important details will be lost
Even
if you keep the work in the same language, over 2000 years that
language will change, and the meaning of words will change
[10:19
AM] Mr. Brown.:
This
dude called Joshua that later i will call Jesus did some cool stuff
[10:19
AM] Mr. Blue:
or
Yeshua
couldn't
even get his name right
[10:20
AM]
Paul...
Saul...
It
wasn't even "Paul"
Paul
is the Roman version of Saul...because Romans are idiots
[10:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
The
Romans probably called him Iesus right?
[10:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Witness
protection program
[10:22
AM]
(Roman
Ellis Island) "Ehhhhh....I don't like how it sounds...
Welcome to Judea...“Paul”. (stamps form) Take this to
window 5."
Matthew,
Mark, Luke, John, Tyrone, Bubba, and Jude 'Stinky' ben Levi
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