[3:04
PM]
Haven't
watched Teenagers From Outer Space in a really long time. Was
it in the Netflix list?
[3:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
think it still is
[3:07
PM]
I
mainly remember "Really OLD teenagers from outer space", a
skeleton in a swimming pool, and the classic chevron space suits.
[3:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
nope..
not there anymore
and
“bring him back for TORCH-UH”
The
old guy in it was in a *ton* of bad movies, many of which mst3k
screened
He
was in 3 Ed Wood films alone
Imagine
seeing Ed Wood direct first-hand and still continuing to work with
him
Teenagers
from Outer Space was insanely low budget even by B movie standards
And,
i dare say, it's not *that* bad
i
mean it's bad but not like, Manos bad
It's
coherent
A dime
store Hubley's "Atomic Disintegrator" toy as the
aliens' disintegrator ray gun.
[3:31
PM]
Fairly
nice looking though
Did
I I wear that chevron costume here back in ancient Katzenjammer
days? Think so.
Mrs.
Silver had one too
We
were really old teenagers from outer space.
I
want one of these - http://geo-g.wikia.com/wiki/Austin_Magic_Pistol
Toy!
"Ages
9 to 99! Fun for everyone! Favorite of the Green Berets!"
[3:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
FIRE
come
closer
come
closer
BLAAAAM!!!
[3:39
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
remember seeing the pictures of your TfOS costume but i wasn't here
for it
That
thing looks heavier than most modern *actual* guns
[3:40
PM]
I
was trying to find the gun I had when U ran across the Austin Magic
There
was the air torus launcher that got banned pretty fast too
[10:14
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I've
noticed a trend of time travel movies and shows last few years
We
are starting to get away from zombies
lol
[10:14
AM]
Zombies
ran far longer than I expected.
[10:15
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Vamps
fell
[10:15
AM]
yup
[10:15
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Had
like a two year run
All
they need to do now is make a time traveling Vampire fighting zombies
lol
but
Bill and Ted is coming back
so
time travel is coming back hard
[10:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
think money was a factor in the zombie thing
Pretty
easy to just film at old rundown warehouses or buildings and have a
bunch of extras in makeup meandering around
no
CGI needed
[10:22
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Get
the gray paint & rubber eyeballs.
Zombies
was a hot item, so yeah, grab ahold and run with that one
Especially
if it is cheap to do
[10:27
AM]
Even
if the scenarios are rather silly.
"So
they died..."
"Yeah."
"And
stood back up..."
"Yeah."
"And
wanted to eat people..."
"Right."
"So
this plague...it lasted like a week?"
"Oh
no...still rolling."
"Full
body necrosis? You'd think the first warm day...y'know..."
[10:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
Or
the first sub-freezing day
[10:30
AM]
yes
"Yay!
Spring thaw! The trees are budding, the birds are singing, and
the late season ghouls are thawing out!"
[10:31
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Somebody
needs to do a true Zombie movie
[10:31
AM]
Like
voodoo chemical slaves?
[10:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
28
Days Later was kind of like a rabies type thing
aggressive
rabies
[10:31
AM]
See,
I can get behind diseased living people
Dead
ones? Not for long.
After
the initial surprise I'd think it'd just become a standard thing for
the coroner or someone to carry a mallet and big nail on cases.
"Otherwise
he might wander around for a couple days, ma'am."
"Isn't
there another way?”
"Well...we
can put 5-point manacles on him. But it's not really pleasant
to watch."
[10:39
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
feel like a zombie outbreak would be over in about 8 hours
Pretty
much like NotLD
Everyone
grabs their gun and they do a full sweep
[10:40
AM]
Yes
on NotLD
It
seemed like the only people really having trouble were the ones who
ended up isolated somewhere.
With
fresh dead people
So…like…extremely
unlucky people.
The
house they were in must have been right near a Jewish funeral parlor
or something.
A
big one
After...like...one
of those picnic disasters where 30 people get fried by the same
lightning bolt.
We
should make that movie
"The
Afternoon of Watching the Living Dead Coverage on TV"
(Barbara
on couch) "CNN keeps showing the same clips over and over."
[10:47
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Kinda
like a Shaun of the Dead
Except
you hold up in the house because they really can't get in
No
strength to break anything
So
you just sit there look out the window every so often
Watch
the news
LOL
[10:48
AM]
Johnny
"They're coming to bore you Barbra..."
Barbara
"I'm gonna put on Big Bang Theory."
[10:49
AM] Mr. Brown.:
News
reporter standing with camera guy doing a piece with a zombie in shot
Just
keeps stepping to the left
lol
"So
what is it like being a zombie?"
"mmsmsms"
[10:50
AM]
Holds
it back with a stick in his off hand while talking to the camera
[10:50
AM] Mr. Brown.:
haha
Then
they bring out the big guns sportscaster
For
commentary on the zombies moving around
[10:57
AM]
(Interviewing
man with rifle) "Does it upset you, shooting these people?"
"Well...kind
of. There's not very many and they are about as challenging a
target as a turtle."
It
would end up like those Local Interest piece on the evening news:
(Talking Head) "And
a local man woke up to find a bear wandering around his back
yard! He sent us these videos of the visit as the bear rooted
around in the garbage cans. Local authorities in pest control
captured and removed the bear with little difficulty and no one was
hurt! Now Sports!"
Just
swap "zombie" in for bear.
[11:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[11:08
AM]
How
long til vigor mortis was just a normal thing to people?
"How
long would you say the victim has been dead, detective?"
"Oh...he's
still stumbling around, so like an hour? Should be stiffening
up soon."
Swap
rigor for vigor and a zombie of this type gets like 52 hours
according to this.
[11:14
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
was thinking that a good name for the movie would be "The Day of
the Stiffening"
[11:16
AM] Mr. Blue:
Starring
Vigor Mortissen
[11:17
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
But
for zombies that are hard to fight that would be a mind-altering
virus
They
are alive capable of using all of their senses
[11:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
Like
a human rabies
Maybe
something that just makes their body produce a burst of adrenaline
but
doesn't last long - a 24-48 hour frenzy
[11:21
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Maybe
like the military trying to make a super soldier and screwing up.
[11:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
How
about an alien-engineered plague
Say
a "Plan" (one of any number of plans) to resurrect the dead
[11:49
AM]
"Plans
1 through 8 have been unsuccessful..."
"What
did those entail?"
"Well.
Plan 1 was passing out flyers on the street asking Earth to
surrender..."
"Plan
2 was getting a crook elected their president."
"Plan
3 was getting an actor elected their president. We got both of
them IN office but their system is so primitive..."
“Plan
4 was causing mass hysteria over toys...like these dolls or this
laughing red monster...but subjects found them too grotesque.
We tabled those."
[12:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
"We
went back to presidents. Tried a retarded guy and then a
megalomaniacal corporate super-villain... no dice."
[12:48
PM]
"So
2, 3, 5 AND 6 were all president
stuff?"
“Well
5 was Social Networks and then 7 was Smart Phones. But their stupid
minds...”
“So
that brings us to Plan 9...”
“Unfortunately.”
[3:29
PM]
We
need a smarmy Chrome programmer on our webmail team.
"What
does the error say?"
"Whoops!
Ha ha ha!"
[3:30
PM] Mr. Brown.:
"Email
Fatality"
"Why
are there skulls with attached backbones all over my screen?"
[3:32
PM]
"Anyway,
I clicked on 'Delete from server: Never' and it popped up a box that
just says 'Dude...' and a button that says 'S R S L Y and a question
mark."
"That's
webspeak for 'Seriously’, ma'am. Click it if you're sure."
"Ok...I
did... Now it says "Dude... Okaaaay...".”
“Click the Okaaaaay.”
[3:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
“Now
it says "C'mon...".”
[3:35
PM]
:D
[3:35
PM] Mr. Brown.:
"Now "I
Give Up"."
[3:38
PM]
"I
hit that. Now it says 'Fine. Whatever.' "
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