[11:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
"your
clothes. Give them to me."
[11:55
AM] Mr. Brown.:
"It's
not a YARMULKE!"
[11:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
Terminator
6 - terminator back from the future, first person he runs into is a
clown on the way to a gig. "i need ya wig, ya makeup, ya
red nose, ya big floppy shoes, ya pokadot jumpsuit and ya tiny car."
[11:58
AM] Mr. Brown.:
"I'll
Be Back ( Honk Honk)"
[11:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[11:59
AM]
"It's
a T-1000. Advanced prototype. Liquid silly."
[12:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
(goes
to shoot a guy and a flag comes out of the gun that says BANG!)
[12:03
PM]
(Standing
in Walmart bakery section) "...The coconut cream pie with lemon
custard... The banana tarts... Extra large can of chocolate whipped
cream..."
"Those
are nice...just got those in..."
"Seltzer
bottle with wide angle spigot in the 40 PSI range..."
"Hey...Just
the stuff you see at the counter, buddy."
[12:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
lol
"I
see you know your desserts pal."
[12:04
PM]
hehe
[12:04
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
scene at the punk/techno dance club except it's a children's birthday
party
[12:05
PM]
Chuck
E. Cheese instead of Tech Noir
[12:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Come
with me if you want to laugh!"
[12:08
PM]
(applauds)
(cop
holds up white coveralls) "See this? This is painters
coveralls...waterproof. He was probably wearing one of these
under the costume which is why the squirtguns and fire buckets didn't
slow him down."
[12:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
heheheheh
this
is almost good enough to write out a full script for a sketch
[12:12
PM]
yes
[12:14
PM]
"John
Connor...he taught us all how to keep a straight face...rush the
center ring. He got us out of the Big Top."
Play
the theme music on a calliope
Replace
the metal tinks with boings
Imagine
the tunnel chase...
Terminator
on a tiny minibike with a big bunch of balloons floating behind
"The
records were all trashed in the war. All he's going to do is go
through every Sarah Connor in LA in order and make 'em die laughing."
"Can
you make him laugh first?"
"(sighs)...
I dunno. With these gags? I dunno..."
"So
what's it like...time travel?"
"It
tickles. Bright lights."
"If
you knew you were following it here, why didn't you bring any future
jokes or anything?"
"You
come through naked."
"Why
naked?"
"I
didn't build the silly thing! Something about the matrix thinking
its funnier."
[12:46
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
forget why they had to go naked
[12:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
has
to be living tissue
[12:57
PM]
And...if
memory serves from the theater... because it was funnier.
Especially
with the old guy mumbling "What the Hell?" a couple of
times with no apparent shock or fear.
[12:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
was watching Con Air then starting thinking about Nick Cage as
Superman
realized
the only good Nick Cage for that was him in Con Air
lol
He
beefed up for that one
[12:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm not sure if a Tim Burton Superman would've been any good
Batman
was conducive to Burton's style... not sure Superman is
[12:44
PM] Mr. Brown.:
There
was a dark Superman
So
a film where superman is the villain
[12:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think that was 3
[12:45
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
think it would be cool to bring Keaton back as a elder Batman
Like
he trains somebody to take over for him or something
Michael
Keaton's Eyebrows were meant to play Batman lol
[1:29
PM]
Back
and caught up
Poor
Superman 3
Good
parts
Ultimately
eh
Selective
Vulnerability in that one
[1:33
PM] Mr. Blue:
don't
think i finished it
[1:34
PM]
The
whole defeat through chemistry was very interesting
[1:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
i've
watched all of them
[1:34
PM]
Had
one of my favorite sub stories in all of them
But
then you get to the ultimate plan...
And
the final fight...
[1:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
they
can be hard to watch when older
lol
[1:35
PM] Mr. Blue:
1
was OK, 2 was weird, 3 was bad, 4 was extremely bad
[1:35
PM]
"Superman IV: The Quest
for Paycheck"?
I
don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of 4
[1:35
PM] Mr. Brown.:
3
- drinking Superman
He
did a good bad superman
[1:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
4
was just reaaally low budget
[1:37
PM]
I
think the finale of Superman 3 would have lasted about 20 seconds or
less.
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
That
was the comedy one
[1:38
PM]
...it
was?
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Well
they tried to do both
serious
and comedy
[1:38
PM]
It
was the Richard Pryor one. But it wasn't a "comedy".
#3
was awfully dark in the middle
[1:38
PM] Mr. Brown.:
No
but Pryor was supposed to lighten it up some
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
forget if it was 1 or 2 where he just reversed the rotation of the
earth which somehow reversed time
[1:42
PM]
1
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
But
he couldn't just do that any time?
[1:42
PM]
Ah...well...that
would be the transformative moment that was left out of Wonder Woman
making it a weak-ended film.
The
build to the time reversal took the whole movie to accomplish
The
solution could have been depicted better but the story completing the
character was great.
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Wonder
Woman?
[1:46
PM]
No Superman. I'm saying Wonder
Woman's final reveal was weak
But
first – Superman had to resolve to abuse his power against
everything he was taught
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Yes,
he went against all the rules he'd been given
[1:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
For
1 person
A chain-smoking reporter that basically exploited people
[1:46
PM]
yup
Who
didn't respect him and barely liked him.
For
love.
Now
Wonder Woman...she didn't "lose" like Superman
It
hurt the story
She
was “the best Amazon”.
And
she played that mortal – with suspicious hints to the contrary –
throughout.
She
should have lost as “the best Amazon” – A exceptional mortal
easily tossed aside by a god like a nuisance -- and transcended.
But
it never happened.
Just
was a goddess all of a sudden with no existential crisis...no shock of realization...no
ultimate letting go
[1:57
PM] Mr. Brown.:
So
she would have to transcend to be a full god
[2:03
PM]
Essentially
She thought she was a mortal woman her whole life
It needs to be established such a character is one thing or the other, or there has to be a shift.
Thor
is born Asgardian and that's what he is.
Flash
Gordon is just a man.
Wonder
Woman was raised as an exceptional but mortal woman.
But
she was never an exceptional mortal woman
Her
mom knew the whole time. She tried to keep Diana from realizing it or being exposed.
Diana didn't need trained.
She
didn't need bracelets or a sword...
Hell,
she's not even vulnerable to mere weapons in modern
incarnations of the character.
[2:08
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Yeah,
she retains her human style - holds onto her training
[2:09
PM]
Diana
thought she was "normal"
Meanwhile,
even she should have stopped to wonder how she pulled off a
(calculates) 40' ascending leap
through a stone wall that collapsed part of a building on her and
came out unscratched.
She
never stopped to consider how impossible that was.
[2:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Diana
“Must have been the shield”
[2:14
PM]
...yeah,
sure princess...
NEVER
would have got through training without people wondering.
"You've
never been cut, have you?"
"I
don't think so. (Saws arm with dagger) No...guess not."
[2:18
PM] Mr. Brown.:
They
have not shown her true abilities yet, even in Justice League
[2:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
haven't seen Wonder Woman
[2:39
PM]
Yay
Mr. Silver Spoilers!
[2:39
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
wasn't reading anyway lol
I
zone out on superhero stuff
[2:39
PM]
It
was good
It
wasn't lame
I
just think they failed at the end, character-development-wise
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
Wonder Woman?
[2:56
PM]
yes
For
all the reasons up there
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