[2:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
evil
scientist plan
[2:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
Daily
Fail at it again
[2:16
PM] Mr. Brown.:
high
BP for everybody!
[2:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
love to pour salt out of a salt shaker and watch it stay
suspended in air in perpetuity
[2:19
PM]
Table
salt? Nnnnnnnnno
Putting
a high albedo dust up there has been talked about a good long time,
but salt would be pretty useless at the job.
[2:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
it
would just fall and kill crops
[2:23
PM]
He
also looked at the possibility of using aluminum oxide and sulfur dioxide which have been associated with causing lung diseases and
acid rain.
"Salt
rain is fine though."
How
about plan ol' wheat flour?
Cornstarch!
"Bartholomew
Cubbins and the Oobleck" is a sci-fi post apocalypse story!
[2:31
PM] Mr. Brown.:
We
shall send all the worlds paprika to the sky
[9:58
AM]
Whoever
thought Bale's "Batman voice" was good is a pinhead.
Apparently
it was Bale himself. hehe
Pinhead
"I
went home that evening, and my wife said, 'How'd it go?' I went, 'I
kind of did this.' And I showed her, and she went, 'Well, you f---ed
that one up, didn't you?'
I
won't blame Bale. He took a risk.
It
was the people who decided to let him keep doing it.
Sort
of a pro-wrestler villain interview voice.
[10:19
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
read that Keaton started the voice thing because he felt like he was
still recognizable
but
Bale took it further
[10:19
AM]
"CUT!
Christian. Why do you keep turning to look straight at the
camera, pointing at it, and talking so slow? And drop the
posing and flexing please. Slate! Action! ... CUT!
Christian! Who gave you a microphone? And there is no
'championship bout in April' in the script!"
[10:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
"i
don't see “OHHHHH YEEEEEE-YUH" anywhere in this script."
[10:21
AM]
"The
Bat Belt isn't supposed to be big gold slabs and you're supposed to
be wearing it! Costume! Who gave Mr. Bale that thing?"
Keaton
just talked in a lower register
Hell,
Adam West didn't even change his Wayne mannerisms let alone his voice
[10:25
AM] Mr. Blue:
i
think they messed with bale's voice in post production to make it
more gravely
especially
by his second turn as Batman in "The Dark Knight" (2008),
in which the deep tones of "Batman Begins" were made even
raspier (and sometimes extremely hard to understand) through post
production tinkering.
[10:27
AM]
Need
to watch those three. Only saw 1 1/2 of them.
I
saw the first in the theater and found it OK but the ultimate "plot"
and ending stupid and didn't/wouldn't work and was badly planned...I
never saw it again.
I
think my last straw might have been something to do with Ras Al Ghul
forgetting he was on the train with no way off.
(me
in theater) "Hey! Stupid! Yeah, you."
[10:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
the
first one's plot is the poisoning the water supply and dispersing the
poison with some kind of vaporizer
And
the poison itself isn't even deadly, it just makes you hallucinate /
panic.
It's
a dumb idea but i recall it being done before, maybe one of the
comics or at least the animated show
[10:33
AM]
You
aren't really proving your point about the downfall of mankind and
their hurtling down the path to self destruction by drugging the
lower and middle class types to panic.
[10:33
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[10:33
AM]
(Ras
Al Ghul) "See! See the destruction! What
animals!"
(Batman)
"Uh...99% of them are decent folk just trying to make their way
and enjoy a little TV."
[10:34
AM] Mr. Blue:
"WE
sacked Rome, burned London to the ground.."
The
league of shadows was inherently bourgeoisie
[10:38
AM]
(Batman)
"All y'all are just rich Republicans, aren't you?"
[10:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[10:40
AM]
(Scarecrow
dusts Ras Al Ghul) "Teeellllll Meeee yoooor FEEEER!!!"
(Al
Ghul) "P...P...Poor people! M-minorities!
Gov-vernment! Audits! Progressives! Losing my
subsidies! Civic Welfare! Raising the minimum wage! Unions!"
(Scarecrow
takes off mask) "I think you're right, Batman."
(Batman)
"I wish I could blow up this piece of shit's monastery again..."
[2:21
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
was talking to Mr. Blue and remembered the Brahma chicken
[2:27
PM]
Big
bird
[2:28
PM] Mr. Brown.:
yes
looks like we have been using them for a long time
just
fell off being the primary meat source - started eating more little
chickens
[2:34
PM]
The
little ones didn't beat up people when you tried to eat them.
Foghorn
Leghorn? He was to scale.
[2:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[2:38
PM]
I
mean, I say I say I mean, looka that Daffy
and Elmer... Now Foghorn - listen to me while I'm talkin to ya
boy - I say Foghorn Leghorn is biggern
the BOTH of em mashed together!
(aside)
...nice co-workers but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice...
I
love that character
They
never seem to show the one with one of my favorite lines.
The
scrawny old maid clocks him with a rolling pin.
“Well,
you're going about it (getting a husband) all wrong way, girlie. You
don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin. (Aside to audience)
That comes later.”
[12:30
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Demigod
apes
A
term that was used in a show this morning
Sorry
monkeys
Can
you guess the culture on that ?
[12:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Chinese?
[12:44
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Indian
[12:48
PM] Mr. Blue:
oh
[12:54
PM]
Indian
and Chinese. Also anywhere else there are monkeys
Though
in this case, Monkey King kind of blends between the mentioned two,
as part of his fame is traveling with a holy man from China to India
to get Buddhist scrolls
[1:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
ah
[1:04
PM]
"These
statues may actually represent howler monkeys in their quality of
musicians"
Which
tells you something about the quality of Mayan music.
[1:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[8:21
AM]
I'd
say happy Friday, but it's Good Friday
Good-For-Everyone-But-Jesus-Really
Friday
[8:22
AM] Mr. Blue:
It
was sarcastic
"Oh
wow! Crucifixion? This kicks ass. I love being crucified. It's
good actually."
[8:24
AM]
"Ask
my followers...this is a “good friday”..."
(Does
the quotes hand gestures from the ends of the cross beam)
[8:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[8:54
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I
want to watch Holy Grail now
[8:58
AM]
I
might go for Life of Brian next.
After
all...it's kind of an Easter movie.
[8:58
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I've
seen that more than Holy Grail
It
seems to be on HBO a lot
could
go for some Meaning of life that is on a lot also
so
could watch “life of brian”, “holy grail”, then “meaning of
life”
[9:11
AM]
Run
those Purgatory numbers way up this year for Easter
[9:11
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[9:11
AM]
Apparently
the Pope decided to mention there's no Hell in time for the Christian
Superbowl
Not
that that isn't a logical theological conclusion to some of the
sects...like –
"Well...Hell
is there, sure. But the whole Resurrection, 'cast down the gates',
free the tormented thing happened. So...basically no souls are
actually there at the moment."
"Thanks
for the reprieve, Jesus"
Had
a speaker on the topic at Catholic school once. I'm sure the
nuns and monsignor and etc. were glaring at the guy pretty hard from
the back of the auditorium
[9:17
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Yeah
I
mean they teach it as if you don't accept Jesus then you have to pay
for your sins.
However
the readings speak of there being no sins now because he took them
away
Supposed
to be one of those yes your sins are forgiven but please don't sin if
you can help it.
I
might get mad and take it away
Like
the parent starting to count reaching the end and the child still
misbehaving. So starts counting again
Til
finally they get so pissed off they smack them
lol
I
don't think we reached the smack phase with Jesus just yet
[9:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
People
behave themselves better with the threat of (eternal) punishment
[9:24
AM]
Invisible
Princess experiment
I
briefly considered just collecting the considered actual quotes of
Jesus into what would be a rather slim volume and see what was
actually said.
The
much touted John 3:16..."Christianity in a Nutshell"...is
not something Jesus actually said
There's
PILES of New Testament stuff that is just fans talking
What
if all that were excised? What's left?
[9:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
That'd
be an interesting read
[9:27
AM]
No
"illegal" quotes allowed and what do you get?
I
mean, you see the crap that ends up on FB
There's
parts of these texts that have been misquoted or taken out of context
for 100s of years to serve the purposes of people.
Fine
Word
of God? God is Jesus? Lets have the quotes.
Oh...and
no post-ascension "The Lord came to me in a bright light and I
decided I'm an apostle and this is what He told me" stuff
either.
(glares...
I'm lookin' at you, Paul, you fraud)
[9:46
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[10:14
AM] Mr. Brown.:
[10:16 AM]
Our wrathful God has calmed down a lot since the fire and brimstone days.
[10:20
AM] Mr. Blue:
Hell
must be 90% children and babies
kind
of a downer
[10:23
AM]
And
that's why they invented Limbo
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