[11:14
AM] Mr. Brown.:
[11:46
AM]
"But
baby I'm cold and calculating inside."
"IIIIIIIIIII
hid your coat, I'm cold as ice..."
"Does
this smell like chlor-o-form to you?...."
I'm
assuming - considering the current movement - that this is the last
year we'll be hearing that song except as a rarity.
[12:00
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't know if I've heard the whole thing ever in my life
maybe
bits on hold music
[12:00
PM] Mr. McGreen:
i
think ive heard the whole thing by the bits ive heard on hold music
and in stores
[12:01
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Its
just a guy trying to get his girlfriend to stay over
She
came to visit him (unexpectedly, even – Mr. Silver).
They'd
already been having drinks and she asks for another one.
(She
asks for a cigarette even though she doesn't smoke – Mr. Silver)
She's
only worried that people are going to find out.
It's
not actually rapey
But
it sounds like it is if you just pick lines out.
[12:01
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No
it was still rapey
lol
Just
the times were different. It was more acceptable?
Well,
I wouldn't say rapey, almost just pathetic
[12:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Because
of the implication"
[12:01
PM]
"Wait...are
you talking about hurting women???"
[12:01
PM] Mr. McGreen:
?
[12:01
PM]
(Always
Sunny in Philadelphia)
[12:01
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Dude,
she doesn't want to stay
[12:02
PM]
...riiiight
And
then she asks for another drink
[12:02
PM] Mr. McGreen:
She
points out there could be something in her drink
"hey
i need to go home"
"nah, drink more"
"nah, drink more"
[12:03
PM]
Read
the lyrics.
[12:03
PM] Mr. Brown.:
But
baby its cold outside and i burned your coat
[12:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Why
are there so many locks on your door."
"...I...want you to feel safe.."
"...I...want you to feel safe.."
[12:03
PM]
"I've
got to go 'way..."
"But
baby I've locked the doors..."
[12:04
PM] Mr. McGreen:
"i
really need to get home..."
"But baby I have your dog."
"what?"
"sit down"
"But baby I have your dog."
"what?"
"sit down"
[12:04
PM]
"This
ev'ning has been..." "Your doom" "...so
very niiiice..."
[12:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
In
the song he gets to about the first N in the DENNIS
System
[12:05
PM]
Unfamiliar
(looks)
That's
quite the system
[12:09
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Negging
[12:06
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I
just read the system but can't figure out what that could possibly be
intended for
[12:10
PM]
It's
intended to appall anyone who watches Always Sunny who isn't a
psychopath
[12:11
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Trying
to pick up chicks is the worst thing ever
I
learned that soon in school so when i went out i just went out to get
hammered
[12:11
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Yeah
I sucked at it
[12:11
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Did
you have a molestache then?
[12:12
PM] Mr. Brown.:
No
I
looked like a 12 year old
[12:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
If
i end up breaking up with Mrs. McGreen at any point, i'm just gonna
try for hookups with cougars
[12:13
PM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
When
i did finally figure out talking to women I ended up with the wrong
one
lol
[12:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Isn't
Mrs. McGreen a cougar now?
[12:13
PM] Mr. McGreen:
She's
25!
[12:14
PM] Mr. Blue:
oh
okay
I
dunno what a cougar is vs. a milf I guess
[12:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Cougar
is an older woman who doesn't want a relationship, just sex.
lol
[12:14
PM] Mr. Blue:
Jesus
[12:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
MILF
is just a mom
[12:14
PM] Mr. McGreen:
No,
its a “Mom I'd Like to Fuck”
[12:15
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Correct
[12:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
There's
plenty of moms i do not want to fuck
[12:15
PM] Mr. Brown.:
That
was supposed to implied by the conversation
[12:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[12:15
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Everybody has their own version of a MILF
[12:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
yeah,
even Bart's ex found someone that wants her
[12:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Is
she bad?
[12:17
PM] Mr. McGreen:
from
what i saw I'd say yes, a hard "bad"
[12:18
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Personality
chick
lol
[12:18
PM] Mr. McGreen:
she
sounds like she refuses to work and is lazy AF
More
like a "i'm insanely drunk or high, lets do it" than
personality.
[12:19
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
always had the wrong chicks hitting on me
Well
according to what i liked lol
[12:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
Every
fat girl i ever met instantly had a thing for me
maybe
they just do that with everyone
[12:21
PM] Mr. McGreen:
they
may think you're nice enough to look past it
[12:22
PM] Mr. Blue:
nope
i
mean there's big and then there's fat
[12:22
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Yes
i
appreciate curvy more as i get older
Mrs
McGreen is kinda going fat
[12:23
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
have always liked curvy
but
i have a point that is no longer curvy
always
liked short too
but
somehow ended up with a taller woman
[12:23
PM]
Its
no mystery. Mrs. Brown selected you, you walked right in, and it was all over.
[12:24
PM] Mr. McGreen:
i
wish telling someone they are fat wasn't so taboo. You could be
doing that person a favor.
Get
enough people telling you not to worry about your weight, then youre
not gonna worry and that cardiac event is gonna happen sooner rather
than later
Like
that model Tess Holiday claiming its perfectly fine to be ginormous.
No no no no no.
Young ladies, that is NOT the best lifestyle to
pursue.
[12:24
PM]
"Barbershop"
- There's a woman with a big ass...and then there's a big-assed
woman.
[12:24
PM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
[12:35
PM]
Visions
of my sightings of “Bawanga Kong”
A
Bigfoot indeed. Wasn't curvy... Wide, and impressed as 7'
tall.
Someone
like that living back in the day would inspire tales of giants.
[12:37
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
like those transformation stories that are like "i was bullied
for being fat! Look at me NOW!"
So...
the bullying worked?
[12:38
PM]
(Cosmo)
"New Bullying Diet! Page 37!"
[12:38
PM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[12:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
Hire
me and I'll come over and insult you
[12:39
PM] Mr. McGreen:
"That
bully saved my life!"
[11:03
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Bart
literally made a circle back to eat more cookies
[11:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
Can
you believe he's being considered for (position)?
[11:05
AM] Mr. Brown.:
I'm
wondering how long he will last there.
(Side
note, he didn't even last a week at Katzenjammer after cameras were
put up to monitor cafeteria food...as predicted – Mr. Silver)
[11:07
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Maybe
they realized him talking to clients is a liability
So
hes actually being considered eh?
I
think that's a pay cut though
I
mean, i'm taking a pay cut for my new job...but i can afford it.
Sounds
like he cant afford to live on what he currently makes
[11:09
AM] Mr. Blue:
I imagine him talking to people at corporate is going to be an even
greater liability
[11:13
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
believe he can handle the tasks of the job, he's just gonna piss
everyone off in the process
[11:15
AM] Mr. Brown.:
yes
I
can hear me talking to him for something simple on the phone
“I'm
not trying to argue with you”
[11:16
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[11:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ned
said during Thanksgiving they had to setup a buffet guard downstairs
so he wouldn't go and get 2nd and 3rd helpings
Specifically
for him and nobody else
[11:27
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Yes
he told me that
He
had to go and watch him
He
fills up for the week if there's free food in reach.
[11:28
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Dude,
if i went to eat free food at churches every night i'd be
volunteering or something.
Not
show up, eat, “peace guys, i'm out”
[11:30
AM] Mr. Blue:
What
a piece of trash
[11:31
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Can
you imagine?
"Uh
sir? We are praying, can you please wait to eat till after?"
"Yeah
i dont buy into that stuff, i'm good"
[11:31
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[11:33
AM]
"More."
"I
don't understand it!"
[11:34
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
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