[12:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
Alright
i got a sotmache ache so i'm out
[12:07
PM]
Sotmache?
French?
[12:08
PM] Mr. Brown:
that
is a good one
[12:08
PM]
More
German...hmmm
[12:08
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
just said it in German accent
sounds
better that way
[12:09
PM]
Believe
it or not, it's Haitian Creole for "Statement"
[12:09
PM] Mr. Brown:
“I've
got a statement – I have to go”
[12:09
PM] Mr. McGreen:
believe
it or not...I've been walking on air
[12:10
PM]
"I've
developed pains from telling fellow employees things and I'm out."
[8:39
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
watched the Toxic Crusaders as a kid, so my dad later rented me Toxic
Avenger thinking it would be a harmless kid movie
[8:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
The
director did “Guardians of the Galaxy”
[8:42
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Oh
seriously?
James
Gunn?
[8:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
he got started at Troma
I
think i had some of the Toxic Crusader toys but i don't recall the
cartoon
[8:43
AM]
TA
is nasty
How
they pulled off a crossover to a kid cartoon is mind boggling
[8:44
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Wow,
im looking at James Gunn's "Tromeo and Juliet"
[8:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah,
i definitely had the toy of the 2 headed guy on a surfboard
[8:48
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Cooper
likely still has one
[8:48
AM]
I
vaguely assumed that the storyline in "Orgasmo" that it had
somehow made the crossover from an X film series to kids
entertainment was an homage to the unthinkable success of Toxic
Avenger.
[8:53
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr.
Blue have you heard of George Gallo?
[8:54
AM] Mr. Blue:
no
[8:54
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Bodybuilder
He
is set to play Arnold S. in a new movie about the golden age of
bodybuilding
The
movie is called "Bigger"
Shit.
Sorry, Gallo is the director
Von
Moger is the bodybuilder playing Arnold
[8:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
Callum
von Moger i've heard of
Australian
douche bag
[8:58
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Well,
i'm sure a lot of body builders are dbags
Lifting
attracts them
[8:58
AM]
(Reviewer)
"Young Arnold 'S.' finds a fortune-telling arcade machine and
makes a wish to be "Bee-gah" in this delightful and
poignant family film about the Golden Age of bodybuilding."
[8:58
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[8:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
heheh
[8:59
AM] Mr. Brown:
Big
Bigger Biggest
Its
a triple movie franchise in the making!
[9:02
AM] Mr. Blue:
"Out
of Germany"
[9:04
AM]
"The
teeth were found next to the skeletal remains of a horse-like animal
that helped date the teeth"
[9:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[9:05
AM]
(German
paleontologists at Ouija board) "Oh proto-horse....are the
primate teeth 4 million years older than the oldest teeth found in
Africa?"
(slide...read)
“Ja!”
“Are
they older than 5 million?"
(slide...read)
“Nein!”
“Let
me try... Oh proto-horse... Should we reconsider the whole history of
mankind?”
“What
kind of question is that!?”
“Shh!
It's moving.”
(Sliding...)
“W I E H E R N”
(press
conference scientist) "Without the help of these horse remains,
we would have been stumped. If we win a Nobel for this work,
we're going to have them at the ceremony with us."
[9:08
AM] Mr. Brown:
"This
be old as shit"
That's
how i would get up and address things lol
“So
how did you determine the age of this tooth?”
"Well
I took a good hard look and said yep this has to be old as F***. I
mean just look at it "
[9:12
AM] Mr. McGreen:
"Renowned
Scientist Mr. Brown - also an honorary member of the Wu-Tang Clan"
[9:13
AM] Mr. Brown:
“Well
how old do you think it is?”
"About
10 F***s past old as shit"
[9:14
AM]
Heh
This
is why they asked the horse, Mr. McGreen
[10:45
AM] Mr. Brown:
The
snake pants on Snake Plissken were a bit much
For
sure don't need to do that lol
Do
something subtle like in Cobra with the handles of the guns
Maybe
put a snake eye on the eye patch
They
didn't need full on snake pants
[10:47
AM]
Snake
Plissken had a silly tattoo, not snake pants. Those are just urban
camos.
"That
'The Cobra'?"
"That's
Lt. Cobretti..."
"Don't
they call him 'The Cobra'?"
"He
calls himself 'The Cobra' and tells every rookie to call him
that. But he's a swollen headed a-h who thinks it sounds cool,
so don't do it, kid."
[10:48
AM] Mr. Brown:
A
man who chews on matches
What
a waste
hehe
I
want to know how they came up with the match chewing
[10:49
AM]
(Day
one in the precinct, morning briefing)
“I'd
like everyone to welcome Officer Marion Cobretti.”
"Call
me Cobra."
"How
about we call you Garter Snake? Will you get a load of this
guy...'call me Cobra'. Pfff."
(Years
later, at a tense hostage situation at an LA Supermarket...)
“This
is a tough one. All right...bring in Maid Marion.”
I
wrote that into my second novel as advice to the hero.
"You'll
end up with a nickname, probably. Don't make up your own, and
never ever use the one you are given. You'll look like a fool."
[10:50
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
want a nickname
McClimax
hasnt caughton
[10:52
AM]
Your
new nickname is Caughton
Mr.
Brown was 'P.S. Mr. Brown' for about a day once
(potential
saint)
"See
that guy? That's 'Cotton' McGreen."
"Wow!"
[10:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
My
true nick name is Happy
[10:54
AM]
Bleh
If
I have commonly known nicknames I'm not aware of them...that's never
good.
[10:56
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
dont understand my new nickname
Was
this planned?
[10:57
AM]
I
want a nickname
McClimax
hasnt caughton
[10:57
AM] Mr. McGreen:
lol
[10:58
AM]
Speaking
of...names... This is client is amusing to me:
STACY
COX, LAHOLA DR
"Pardon...stay
to see what???"
(You
have no idea what I go through to anonymize these entries yet keep
the same joke – Mr. Silver)
[10:59
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
could go with my dating website name: Archibald Meatpants
[11:00
AM]
That
is a fine alias, sir.
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