Saturday, January 26, 2019

495 - Runny Enemies, Crusty Parts, And (Of Course) The Lamentation Of The Women

[10:14 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
California is saying HIV is very treatable and now considered just another STD, so if you transmit it and don't tell your partner you cant be held legally liable
[10:14 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yep
Herpes should not be considered a STD
Everybody has it
Well about 97% of the world has it
lol
[10:15 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
HIV just another STD
Hmm
Sounds not correct, but hey I'm not a doctor
[10:15 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Don't worry we will get a new worse one
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Genital herpes is an STD
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
it's basically all the same  thing
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
if it's transmitted sexually, it's an STD
[10:18 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Everybody has Herpes
[10:19 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I've transmitted a chest cold sexually
luckily i was not prosecuted
[10:19 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
i do not have herpes
[10:19 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i dont think i do
if youre the authority, Mr. Brown, would you check me out?
[10:20 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I saw it on Adam Ruins Everything
Basically he said that all the commercials about it and stuff the campaigns made it out to be this horrible blight when almost everybody has herpes and most don't even know they have it because it does not actually do much to most of them.
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
well there are different types of herpes strains
but i have none of them
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
if you get a cold sore you have herpes
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
i don't get cold sores
[10:21 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
you can also have herpes with no symptoms
[10:21 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
then according to Mr. Brown don't touch anyone, Mr. Blue
you'll get herpes
I just watch family guy on netflix, that's where i get all my information
[10:35 AM] 
(looks in) HIV or HPV?
[10:36 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
HIV
[10:36 AM] 
K
Yes. The vast majority apparently carries HPV and never knows it. 
There's a lotta not-much-of-a-plague-really infections out there.
[10:37 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
stupidity
I think i have that
[10:38 AM] 
Example: If the common cold was “new” and some people developed pneumonia occasionally...would we be throwing millions at The Cure right now?
CDC - "100% of the population vulnerable!  Flareups possible year round!  Debilitating symptoms!  Extremely contagious! Your loved ones are not safe in the same living space!"
"Get the facts.  Call the center for disease control if you or a loved one has the following symptoms..."
"...I...went to the doctor today..."
"Charles?  What's wrong?"
"I...I've got The Bronchitis...full blown."
"No!"
"I tested Cold-positive, but..."
Ever see the online thing about measles.  The TV shows from the 60-70s (chiefly Brady Bunch) playing it off for laughs as common, perceived harmless and short-lived?
Commentator - "Um...when did measles become a human-slaughtering pandemic needing vaccinations if this was light entertainment 40 years ago?"
[10:49 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I have CVID on my paper work but dr thinks it's Brutons
pneumonia could kill me
lol
[10:51 AM] 
Brutons...the dried bread things you put on your Caesar salad



[11:12 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
4227 N CROM RD
[11:15 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Lamentation of the women in the neighborhood!
[11:15 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
you're all about the womens lamentation
Are you a sexual deviant?
[11:15 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I'd just like my neighbors crushed and driven before me
That line is best said in an Arnold accent though
[11:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"crush yuh enemies.. see dem dliven befuh you, and to heeyuh the lamentation of da women"
[11:17 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i read that in Arnies voice, lol
[11:30 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
so when Brown Jr. was watching that scene in Conan with the soup
the only question he asked was 'why is he dumping that'?
[11:31 AM] 
"Wait!  This is Crom Soup!  To Hell with it!"
[11:31 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Then he was confused by the snake arrows
he was like 'what happened to her'?
I said   " SHE GOT A SNAKE through her side thats what happened"
[11:33 AM] 
It's like a regular arrow, but less accurate or effective.
[11:33 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
also asked why did he tell it “seek”. Had to explain that too
[11:33 AM] 
1st level Magic Missile spell
"Seek...I suck at archery"
[11:33 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
he is horrible to watch stuff with
asks questions the whole time
lol
[11:34 AM] 
I suppose 10 years later they might have tried to CGI a snake slithering through the air after her and biting her...
It woulda sucked.
(Fanboys) "Ruined what up til then was a good film"
[11:35 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
yes
lol
[11:36 AM] 
(review of second Mummy movie) "Scorpion King effects really Slithered the Snake Arrow...1 star"
rigid...yes, it looked good
[11:43 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Kinda sucks that they go through the whole transforming into a giant snake but don't have him do anything cool
Like a fight as a snake or something
[11:45 AM] 
You mean like Conan ending the movie in one hit during the orgy fight?
[11:46 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Like using more snake powers
Like the snake before that Conan killed was just a giant snake
But this is a snake wizard/Deity
I felt like Doom did not use enough powers - put everything on his body guards
[11:48 AM] 
I was going to run a D&D game where magic using characters were limited to the 0-level class called "Cantrips" and "Orisons" 
It would still be "amazing"
[11:49 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I mean his powers kinda sucked
I can charm you
I can shoot snake arrows - kinda cool
I can change into a snake but only for fun
[11:49 AM] 
Hard to say how great a magician he was as he didn't do a lot
[11:51 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
in a way he kind of degraded through the years
Beginning of movie he is awesome
warlordish
rides in with his men and kills people
[11:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
He grew up
[11:52 AM] 
He even said as much, too
[11:52 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
yeah, true
I just figured he would use more powers by then
lol
[11:53 AM] 
Maybe he didn't have any powers then
Granted he was from Stygia...
[11:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
He just seemed like a guy that liked reinventing himself
Went from marauding warlord to philosophical black magic cult leader... probably a lot of things went on between those two
[11:54 AM] 
'If you want to get rich, you start a religion.' - Thulsa Doom
Wait...that was L Ron Hubbard
[11:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Forget steel. Flesh is stronger



[2:47 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
So on the sword Conan finds
Do you think the rust would just fall off like that?
[2:50 PM] 
Wasn't rust or it would just broken apart
[2:50 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
There was a build up of some kind
So his sword is an Atlantean sword
[2:51 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Something else
Some kind of calcium build up
[2:53 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
They changed the sword a bit for Destroyer, design and size-wise
[2:54 PM] 
Never really thought about it and would need a picture, but it might have been a bronze sheath with bronze disease and he just cracked it off.
[2:55 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
The bronze pieces were green
like it weathered or sat
[2:56 PM] 
Nope
That's mineral deposits
Be a lot thicker and no sharp point if it was a sheath
[2:57 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Coulda been a crusty sheath, like a brittle leather one
[2:57 PM] 
Leather cracks, distorts and flakes
[3:00 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
as i recall it's kind of greenish like aged copper and he hits the sword on the ground and it kind of flakes off
crumbles even
[3:00 PM] 
Well then it was a bronze/copper and maybe wood sheath
My opinion is it's probably an offshoot of the "cobweb fallacy" and "deposits" just spontaneously formed. 
I'm reading "Dracula" again, and it's very obvious in it.
[2:59 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
What's that?
[3:00 PM] 
The abandoned building festooned with dust and ropes of cobwebs! 
"No one has been here in YEARS!"
[3:00 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"what are these spiders catching, other spiders?"
[3:00 PM] 
Thing is...like 99% of that kind of dust is dead human skin
The abandoned house would actually have very little dust or cobwebbing
So the dusty old trophies and bodies in the tomb with the sword...wouldn't be dusty and the crusts would have to have just magically appeared before the dust settled on them.
[3:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
caves can certainly get dusty
right?  at least via wind
[3:08 PM] 
It was very arid outside, yes.
I've never picked this scene apart before. 
The dead king IS a giant wearing bronze
Probably Andre sized or a bit more
[3:11 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Atlanteans
Giants
Like the story his father told

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