[2:44
PM] Mr. Brown:
Guy
told me he'd having issues downloading stuff on his torrents for
"legal stuff".
But
he is using a vpn/proxy to hide himself
The
moment you have to specify “legal stuff”, you're not downloading
legal stuff
[2:45
PM]
"Legal
where? Illinois? Is it IL legal?"
I
like that ... "Illinois Legal"
Oooooo...no
hits on a Google search or Urban Dictionary
I've
found a new one.
Woot!
[2:55
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Come
to McDonald's! I'm Enjoyin' It!"
[3:05
PM]
Good
I wasn't on a call, you made me laugh out loud with that'n
[1:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Speaking
of Fletcher Christian... If you're related to him you'd also be
related to every inhabitant of Pitcairn Island
Only
57 people, but still
[1:57
PM]
Right
Turns
out he was related to other people before Pitcairn...
:P
[1:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
*|
[2:00
PM]
"This
mutiny is the deplorable act of a bastard, Mr. Christian, and bastard
I call thee!"
"No
bastard am I, Captain Bligh, for I am spontaneously generated from
bilge water and anchor cable!"
[2:30
PM] Mr. Blue:
Did
you ever see the KITH skit about the shoe salesman who shares a name
with Christian?
"Fletcher
Christian.. the other one.. led a mutiny, took control of the ship
The Bounty and started a colony on Pitcairn Island where his
descendants still survive to this day! Meanwhile, I am barely
tolerated by my co-workers and I live with a cat."
[2:41
PM]
A
subtle "dull character study" one.
[2:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
yes
not
very funny or memorable but always pops in my head when the bounty
comes up
[2:43
PM]
Not
the same sorta pow as "Test
Tube Baby"
[2:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
[cashier
apathetically] "How are you today sir?"
[earnestly]
"Not too good... and it's because I'm a test tube baby."
Test
Tube Baby would be a good band name
[2:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
They
always try to say test tube babies are bad
[2:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
Who?
[2:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
Culture
lol
You're
sick all the time. Must be a test tube baby
[2:47
PM] Mr. Blue:
Usually
I think of that with premies
[2:48
PM] Mr. Brown:
Honestly
if a test tube baby is made correctly it will get sick less i would
think
[2:49
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
don't think nature can tell the difference
if
you're just talking about fertilizing the egg in a lab vs. inside a
human body... no difference
[2:50
PM]
Yes...Pyrex
trumps a billion years of evolution
[2:50
PM] Mr. Brown:
lol
[2:52
PM]
This
is a process so chemically and energetically and physics-ally complex
that we'll likely never do better than guess most of the middling
aspects
[2:54
PM] Mr. Blue:
You
think? It seems like we might be close to eliminating some
hereditary diseases and stuff
[2:54
PM]
Oh,
certainly
We
can and will continue to do amazing stuff
It's
a matter of scale
We
used to cut off limbs
Then
we cleaned and sewed
Then
reconnected tissues
Then
replaced them
Then
neural repair and microsurgery and...etc etc...
Soon
you'll go in and they'll run your genes and see you're missing some
sequence or have a screwup....
Make
a strand of RNA and shoot you up with a retrovirus full of it.
But
It's
still just picking targets
Hell...the
full fertility process for a girl (creepy) involves the mother
generating the girl's eggs in the fetus FOR her.
Your
mom couldn't have had you if your grandma didn't set it up.
Its
SO friggin' complicated
Yet
it works...
So
well that Earth is covered with living stuff.
[3:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
weird
[3:03
PM]
So...test
tube baby?...works
As
well? Probably never
Will
they make an artificial womb?
Sure
[3:04
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
have little hope of that being any good
[3:04
PM]
Expect
horrors
"As
long as there's no flipper babies, am I right?"
But
it's likely solvable. Probably won't produce the same humans
though. Genetically, yes.
[3:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
recall some animals being born in artificial wombs
A
deer maybe? never heard much after it was first "born"
though
Hard
to tell if a deer has any mental or physical defects though
[3:07
PM]
In
bags, basically. Yes
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
i
don't even think it was a bag.. i think it was just kind of like a
tupperware tub of goo... and to be "born" they just lifted
it out of it, like The Matrix
[3:14
PM] Mr. Brown:
Deer
batteries
Surprised we have not done that yet
Use
living things as power sources in The Matrix like way
[3:24
PM] Mr. Blue:
We
don't generate much power or electricity
[3:26
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
talking like animals that do
[3:27
PM] Mr. Blue:
Like
electric eels?
they
don't really do continuous electricity... they have to recharge after
each short burst, probably for a while
[3:29
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
sure there are others that might generate more continuously or could
be made to
lol
[8:51
AM] Mr. McGreen:
We
can't go a day without an issue
[8:51
AM]
Messed
with the flow, man...
Just
changed a schedule a bit and BOOM!!!!
Big
FU from the Universe!
"UNGRATEFUL
CURS! LAMENT YOUR DEATHS BY SERVER ERRORS AND BRIMSTONE!"
[8:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
Crush
your statistics, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation
of the employees!
[8:54
AM]
"DON'T
LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE A**!"
"That's
mou-"
"I
KNOW WHAT I SAID!"
[8:54
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
got the feeling from Mark that he knew this would happen
Just
like WE all knew
[8:55
AM]
We've
been here longer
[8:55
AM] Mr. Brown:
Yep
LOL
“Crom,
I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one,
not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we
fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against
many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me
one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the
HELL with you!”
I
like that Crom prayer
[8:58
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Crom
is the Conan god, right?
[8:58
AM]
Put
in “God” for “Crom” and picture yourself back before the
oceans drank Atlantis
[8:58
AM] Mr. Brown:
yes
Giants
walked the lands
[9:00
AM]
I'm
just saying Old Testament God was a bit more...uh...brutal
[9:00
AM] Mr. McGreen:
He's
calmed down in his old age
[9:04
AM] Mr. Blue:
Continuity
is an issue in all sequels
[9:04
AM] Mr. Brown:
Teen
age god
Middle
age god
Senior
god
With
a stint of human-life stages in there in the middle
[9:15
AM]
Old
T God - "Ok...so here's the deal.
There's this entire country over here of … well ... admittedly good
people who never harmed anyone.
Go and raze the place and kill
every man woman and child...pet...livestock! Know what?
Find and get all the mice too! I'm not going to explain why to
anyone so don't ask or you will face my wrath!
Anyway, if you do that, I'll
CONSIDER
forgiving you for that shrimp you ate at that party 6 years ago that
I was planning to burn your
genitals off for.
(Thunderclaps!)"
New
T God - "Chill man... It was just the
pagan neighbors wanting access to a stretch of the river and getting
a little assertive. Give them a good spot and leave them alone.
Everything's cool..."
[9:16
AM] Mr. McGreen:
OT
Angel: “God, GOD! Chill Dude, he ain't worth it!”
[9:17
AM]
"Forget
it God...it's Earth-town..."
[9:18
AM]
God
the Novice Game Programmer - "I've got
this AWESOME game where teams massacre
each other and take territory!"
Humanity
"Can't we just herd sheep and grow crops?"
God
"LAME! Go fight! So sayeth THE
LORD!"
(1000s
of years later, God the Mature Game Programmer) "Hey
all! I've got this new
game where everyone herds sheep, grows crops and tries to improve
themselves and their fellows."
Humanity
"LAME! Do we have to?"
"Yes!
So sayeth He who loves you. Have fun with it."
Humanity
"Oh cool! THE LORD forgot to take out the
PVP checkbox! ROAR!!!"
[9:22
AM]
(Later...in
the dark...looking at reviews of His new MMORPG... His Mighty
Hands type 'Format C:'... They hover over the Enter key...
uncertain...)
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