Tuesday, May 22, 2018

473 - How to Build The Green-Rush Ghost Town Of The Future, That Time Mr. McGreen Asked A Failed Novelist How To Write A Novel, Also Phoque That Biche, and All The Things To Like About Amsterdam

[11:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
[11:48 AM] 
"The cannabis revolution that's going on here in the US has the power to completely revitalise communities in the same way gold did during the 19th Century."
Yes...it'll bring in skyrocketing inflation, whores, rotgut alcohol, fighting, murdering, raping the environment, con artists...
Gold didn't really do much good for people living near sources of gold, really.
Like...ever
Once it spread out a bit...ok
[11:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Definitely not outside of the first few prospectors that could just scoop the stuff off the ground
Most lost their asses... The entrepreneurs that exploited gullible prospectors probably did better
Probably like 99% of prospectors never found enough gold to even recoup their losses
[11:55 AM] 
Yup.  The pot company could have maybe picked a better comparison.
[11:55 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I can't think of any.
A town built on one industry is doomed to fail.
"Strike that... What I meant was it will do what the steel industry did for the rust belt! I mean uhh, what gambling did for Atlantic City.  No... wait.."
[11:59 AM] 
Heheh
[12:00 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
A community built on bars is going to survive, right? lol
[12:00 PM] 
How about: "has the power to completely vitalize an area the same way that settling and developing a robust community in a frontier region did during the 19th century."
"Why...before people moved into that valley, built homes, started farming and started businesses, it's yearly GDP was $0!  Look at it now!"
"So look to the brave American pioneers who came to the wilderness and discovered a rich lode of resources and created well paying jobs."
Pot...uh...will be like that.”
[12:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
No Title
Recent scholarship confirms that merchants made far more money than miners during the Gold Rush.[100][101] The wealthiest man in California during the early years of the rush was Samuel Brannan, a tireless self-promoter, shopkeeper and newspaper publisher.[102] Brannan opened the first supply stores in Sacramento, Coloma, and other spots in the goldfields. Just as the rush began he purchased all the prospecting supplies available in San Francisco and re-sold them at a substantial profit.[102]
Apparently California waterways are still contaminated with mercury to this day
[12:07 PM] 
Not surprised at all
I imagine the arsenic levels are nothing to be proud of either.



[8:18 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Mr. Silver, I need you to teach me to write a novel.
I like the idea I had.
[8:19 AM] 
OK
Are you fluent in any languages?
[8:19 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Somewhat in English
I did journalism all through high school
[8:22 AM] 
There you go.  Steps 1 through 10 complete.
Got #11..."an idea"?
The ultimate pitfall to writing longform is getting into a habit and keeping it flowing.
I took info from NaNoWrMo after the 1st time I "played" and wrote up a better set of guidelines to use, and a variety of writing tracks/games to keep going.
[9:28 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
So were do you start?  Rough character skeletons?
[9:29 AM] 
Hehe...well... It was in the rules, actually.
I believe it was "Don't write anything.  Just think about it."
I'll find it.  I haven't looked in a long time.
[9:30 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Ok, thank you.
[9:31 AM] 
But if you are a person who can tell a story, you can write a "core".
[9:38 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Didn't you have writing group get-togethers at one point, Mr. Silver?
My uncle did something like that, but with stocks.
[9:42 AM] 
I cheer-led a lot of writers over a few years.
The one published more than one for real.
The other has two on Kindle.
A third has become a short story machine.
A fourth has written like 4 or 5 but couldn't get picked up. 
Me? I'm at 1 and 4/5ths completed novels. Unpublished.
Well...as far as how to write your novel... Do you write other original stuff?  Short stories? 
[9:02 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Nope.  I used to write songs in high school like everyone else.
Attempted blogs
And journalism
Which is an approach one could take in this case
Anything from editorials to reviews
[9:04 AM] 
The entirety of “Dracula” is news clippings, diary entries and letters, you know.
[9:05 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Oh? Ok.
I never read “Dracula”
[9:08 AM] 
Really threw me the first time I read it for a while.
"This intro material is awesome.  I wonder when the narrative gets going.  (leafs forward...leafs forward...leafs forward...) Ummm."
[9:09 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Haha
[9:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Nosferatu is just Dracula with a different name right?
[9:18 AM] 
Nosferatu was a German name for a vampire.  When they made the movie, they didn't get the rights to do it.  Figured “we'll change the name and it will be fine”.
It wasn't.
If it wasn't for some people who held onto copies of “Nosferatu”, it would have been long destroyed.
[9:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah, I remember now.
The filmmakers didn't make a dime...maybe even lost money on it because of lawsuits.
[9:21 AM] 
Nod
They produced a fine version of Dracula though
[9:27 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
BLAH, BLAHHH!
Sorry, that was the count
[10:43 AM] 
So, Mr. McGreen.  That document teach you all about the sado-masochism that is novel writing?
[10:48 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I'm going to have a novel in 8 weeks
[10:58 AM] 
Novel core...but yes.
The core is the thing
Finish one = you wrote a novel and it feels awesome.
The rest is editing and filling in.



[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Cradle in French is couffin
As in a baby's cradle
[9:31 AM] 
Gothy bascinet
[9:31 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
So my baby sleeps in a coffin
That's hardcore
[9:32 AM] 
Whereas it's probably more "we put the body at rest in it's cradle"
[9:33 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I like mine more.
[9:33 AM] 
But yes...be sure to wear all black and play a dirge when putting the child to sleep
French has some funny things like that
Look at a box of paperclips from Canada...they are "trombones"
[9:38 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Wah waaaaahhhhhhhhh



[9:52 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I think of all European countries I'd like to see Amsterdam.
I hear its beautiful
Or wait
Is that a city?
[9:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
City
[9:54 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
My friend said the people are awesome, city is well kept, lots of things to do.
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah, it's pretty clean
Everyone rides bikes, cars are rare
In the old city at least
[9:55 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
That's about the only thing I'd like about a city - I could walk/run/bike
I'd rather do those than drive
Part of me says "Oh there's stuff to do, tho!"
But I'm kind of a homebody, normally
[9:59 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
There's food and sights to see
Sites, I guess
[9:59 AM]
Its both, Mr. Blue
[10:00 AM]  Mr. McGreen:
I mean living in a city full time, not visiting.
I'd like to vacation but I prefer to be rural, usually
[10:00 AM] 
I like some stuff in cities...but I hate cities
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
All the buildings in Amsterdam are crooked.
They're all sinking or leaning to one side
Nobody seems to care though
Drugs and prostitutes are just kinda out in the open
[10:30 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Red light district?
[10:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah, but also everywhere else
[10:30 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Oh, ok
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Every coffee shop sells weed
Of course none of the prostitutes are Dutch, which is a shame because Dutch women are *kisses fingertips*.
Tall and lanky and dirty blonde
Most of the prostitutes looked Asian or Eastern European
[10:36 AM] 
All the Dutch ones probably went online
Heh
"You COULD stand in a window in your knickers if you want.  OR..."
[10:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Probably

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