[11:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
watched Terminator 1 & 2 over the weekend again for shits &
giggles
The
scene at the Technoir club is sooooooo good
I
think it's funny that the Terminator keeps running into people his
size who dress cool when he time travels
What
are the odds he doesn't land on a golf course or inside a Sears or at
a construction site?
[11:05
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Well
if he landed in a Sears he'd think the Earth is deserted.
[11:05
AM] Mr. Blue:
Imagine
the same movie, but he's wearing boots and a hardhat
[11:05
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Or
a polo that's too big, K-Swiss shoes and cargo shorts
[11:06
AM] Mr. Blue:
Or
if he landed in the water and the first person he saw was a scuba
diver?
'Course
they riffed on that in the 3rd one where he lands in a western bar
and gets the leathers from the gay stripper.
[11:07
AM]
(to
drag queen) "Your clothes...give them to me."
"If
you say so, hot beef."
[11:07
AM] Mr. McGreen:
3rd
one was worth watching because of the ending
[11:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
It
was good.
There's
a deleted scene that explains why the Terminator looks and sounds
like he does.
[11:08
AM] Mr. McGreen:
[12:29
PM] Mr. Blue:
Headline:
"Umbrella sharing start-up loses nearly all of its 300,000
umbrellas in a matter of weeks."
[12:31
PM]
"All
reported left at restaurants by mistake."
[1:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
guess Mr. Brown couldn't make it.
[1:06
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Maybe
he had gluten by mistake.
[1:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
Poor
bastard
[1:07
PM] Mr. McGreen:
"I've
never seen a town so afraid of Gluten as Hollywood. I swear I
could rob a bank with a bagel." Ryan Reynolds
[1:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
wonder if gluten intolerance is just mass hysteria
[1:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
My
doctor says it is
[1:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
Celiac
is a real disease that is testable.
But
gluten intolerance? Hard to fathom
[1:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Right.
Seeing
as its, like, everywhere.
[1:13
PM]
Is
it everywhere?
[1:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Suddenly
tens of millions of human beings can't handle something we've been
eating for millennia?
Kill
'em.
[1:13
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Its
kind of that way with peanuts though.
Peanut
allergies have skyrocketed
[1:14
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
cure for peanut allergies is to feed kids peanuts.
If
they die, they don't pass on their peanut allergy.
No
more peanut allergies.
[1:14
PM]
Yes,
I've heard that about peanuts
Well...no,
the treatment by exposure to peanuts
[1:14
PM] Mr. McGreen:
That
sometimes works
I
speak from experience because I know parents who have personally
tried it.
And
their kids are still allergic.
From
a Darwin standpoint we could let them die
[1:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think we're close to designer babies though, where we can just like,
remove that gene
[1:16
PM]
Yes
[1:16
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Doesn't
that already exist to some degree?
Now
I wanna watch Gattaca
[1:17
PM]
Oh...one
of my favorite "Reductress" things recently:
"Four
Sassy Glasses Frame Styles That Says Natural Selection Should Have
Wiped You Out By Now"
[1:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
Hehehe
[1:18
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I'm
waiting to get my first set of bifocals.
But
imma look hawt!
[1:31
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
guess we all should have died
On
the other hand, maybe we are smart enough to overcome vision problems
[1:38
PM] Mr. Blue:
Mr.
Silver - almost certainly
Me - maybe
Mr. McGreen - smilodon food
Me - maybe
Mr. McGreen - smilodon food
[2:14
PM]
Sting
[2:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Wrestler
or musician?
[2:15
PM]
Calling
you smilodon food
[2:16
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Oh
Odds
are with our modern flaws we'd all have been dead by our age anyway
What?
In the prehistoric days?
Dont
forget, I'm not old like you guys are
I'm
a strapping young lad
Spry
[2:17
PM]
(Prehistoric
Silver and Prehistoric Blue looking at prehistoric McGreen)
“What
wrong with he hair color?”
“It
wrong. He bad spirit.”
“Hit
with rocks!”
[2:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
Huge
numbers of people died in infancy.
[2:33
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah,
because everyone was running around fighting for The Prize
It
was The Quickening that lead them to cut those infants' heads off.
I
think my unborn son has turned my fiance into an evil she-b* from
hell
[2:58
PM]
Sounds
'bout normal, yes.
How
strapping old are you, BTW?
[2:58
PM] Mr. McGreen:
28,
and what I said earlier about being strapping and spry...I lied
[3:05
PM]
Depending
where you were living, 28 was a fine old age to succumb to things like
Nile drinking-water parasites.
[3:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
Or
catching caved-in-skull syndrome from your violent neighbors.
[3:06
PM]
Plenty
of that illness.
[3:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Isn't
it still that way?
[3:32
PM]
Hehe
[10:04
AM] Mr. McGreen:
When
I was playing (game), I was not a regular person
[10:04
AM]
If
you were a true regular person you probably wouldn't be allowed in here
[10:05
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I'm
chaotic regular
[10:05
AM]
There
ya go. That works.
[10:05
AM] Mr. Brown:
This
is where mad science is formed
[10:06
AM]
Shhhh!
I had dreams of super-villainy in the shower again this morning.
No trigger words!
Don't
say random provocative words like… oh... schematics for a
liquid nitrogen blower I worked out!!! ... in here.
And
don't say things like dual settings: stream and cone spray!!!
that
might get me thinking.
Fortunately,
even if I got excitable I'd never
design and build such a thing...even if triggered by
common words like appalling physical damage estimates!!!
[10:09
AM] Mr. Brown:
So
nothing like “dark matter anti plasma acid gun”
[10:10
AM]
Right.
That'd
be quite the physics trick, Mr. Brown.
"Acid
gun" would be cheaper and easier.
(doesn't
write that down in little red “PLANS!” notebook)
[10:14
AM] Mr. McGreen:
I
want to make a hatred gun.
My
hate toward something becomes tangible.
[10:16
AM]
"How
does it work?"
McG
"I channel my hatred of the target into the gun. I point
it, activate this trigger, and then the hammer hits the charge,
flinging the lead bullet into the target."
Or
do you want something purely psionic?
[10:18
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Psionic
[10:18
AM]
What
would it...do?
[10:18
AM] Mr. Brown:
You'll
need a Hate Helmet to power it.
[10:19
AM]
"Aww...There's
a hair in this sandw- BLAM!!!!"
"You
need to tune that
thing!"
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