[2:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
Today
I learned the preacher in Beetlejuice was played by the dwarf from
Bad Santa / Me Myself and Irene
[2:03
PM] Mr. McGreen:
You
know, I've seen neither of those.
[2:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
As
long as you've seen Beetlejuice.
[2:05
PM]
Can't
recall how to spell the star
Betel
geuse?
[2:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
Betelgeuse
I
think that's how Beetlejuice spells it in the movie
[2:07
PM] Mr. McGreen:
So,
like, was he ghost of someone or just born as some entity?
[2:07
PM]
Early
scripts he was a demon or djinn
[2:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
And
much more sinister
[2:07
PM]
Think
"ghost" was easier
"Ghost
with the most" rolls
"Demon
with the...” Uh...hehe...can't say that.
[2:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
Tim
Burton wanted him to be played by Sammy Davis Jr
[2:08
PM]
(Burton)
"I know...'I'm the djinn with the gin, baby'. Would anyone get
that?"
[2:09
PM] Mr. McGreen:
But
what was his endgame?
Say
his name three times and...ok, then what? Mess with people?
[2:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think he was someone/something that had ticked off the wrong people
over a few thousand years and had probably a number of curses and
hexes on him.
And
one of them was he had to to come and go when summoned.
[2:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
So
I have a question.
Why
do bald peoples' heads get so shiny? Other hairless parts of your
body aren't shiny.
[2:13
PM] Mr. Blue:
Maybe
the natural oil that's meant for your hair has no place to go.
[2:14
PM]
The
other parts of your body are not hairless
[2:14
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I
mean, I've even shaved my head with a razor
[2:14
PM] Mr. Brown:
Have
you looked at shaved legs?
They
get shinny too.
[2:14
PM]
Especially
the shins
...get
shinny...
Oh
never mind...
[2:14
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Maybe
I haven't noticed
[2:15
PM] Mr. Blue:
Shaving
creams have lotions in them though, and women put stuff on their legs
to make them shiny.
[2:15
PM] Mr. Brown:
Mine
are shinny
Because
I don't grow hair on all of my legs.
[2:15
PM]
How
many legs do you have?
[2:15
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah,
when you were walking up the stairs I thought about it
[2:15
PM]
Follicles
all empty and get tiny I imagine. That and the natural oils give one
that beautiful cueball shine.
[2:16
PM] Mr. Brown:
Maybe
it's just the scalp doesn't get roughed up from use.
You're
not using the skin on your head constantly to pic things up or rub
against stuff.
[2:16
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Maybe
you aren't.
[2:17
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[2:17
PM] Mr. McGreen:
If
I got muscly, I'd shave my head and grow a stache like Bronson
[2:17
PM] Mr. Brown:
Tried
that...looked like a pedo.
[2:17
PM] Mr. McGreen:
You
are not muscly though.
When
I did it I just looked like I was stricken with the cancer
[2:19
PM]
I
knew I knew you from film!
Your hair threw me, Mr. McGreen.
[2:19
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
go for the unshaven look.
Fits
me the best.
[2:19
PM] Mr. McGreen:
You
mean on the sides, where you have hair?
[2:20
PM] Mr. Blue:
That
guy has no fingernails.
[2:20
PM]
Nope
[2:20
PM] Mr. Blue:
No
teeth either.
Real
ones at least.
[2:20
PM]
He
still alive?
Basically
allergic to himself, isn't he?
[2:20
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr.
Blue, you would be great at trivia shows
[2:20
PM]
Berryman
was born with hypohidrotic
ectodermal dysplasia which
is a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair,
fingernails or teeth
Different
issue. I've heard of people allergic to their own hair losing
all of it.
[2:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
It
gives you fangs for teeth.
[2:22
PM] Mr. McGreen:
So
what if he gets overheated?
[2:22
PM] Mr. Brown:
Pant
like dog
[2:23
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Strong
like bull!
[2:24
PM] Mr. Blue:
He
probably has to make sure he doesn't get too hot.
[2:29
PM]
Heat
sinks and fans under his clothes?
[9:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
[9:29
AM]
"has
long been lost to the sea"
It's
been a couple months, guys.
"The
young sailors still tell of the glory that was the Azure Window and
its loss to the sea in days of yore, back in - like - February or
something."
[9:33
AM] Mr. Blue:
One
of the worst tourist traps ever was Blowing Rock. I think in North
Carolina.
I
remember going there as a kid and being severely disappointed.
It
became a sort of meme between my mom and me.
[9:40
AM]
So
Blowing Rock blew.
[9:40
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
[9:40
AM]
"Well
that's how it got the name, son..."
[9:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
It
was supposedly because if you threw something off the edge it would
blow back to you... A vortex or something.
But
you weren't allowed on it to try, despite pictures showing people on
it.
[9:46
AM]
"And
over here is Leap-N-Fly Rock. You'll just have to believe us,
but if you leap off of it, you'll fly."
"And,
of course, Rocks Turn To Diamonds Point..."
[9:53
AM] Mr. Blue:
WTF?
Sounds like a train.
[10:06
AM]
?
[10:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
heard a train horn/whistle
Musta
been a ringtone or something.
[10:20
AM] Mr. Brown:
Probably
a phone or tablet.
[10:20
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Now
lets not just rule out ghost trains right away.
[10:21
AM]
Ghost
train? Ok, it was that.
[10:21
AM] Mr. Brown:
Well,
there is a leprechaun brownie mix that runs around Katzenjammer in
buckled shoes.
I'm
sure he is not happy about the bathroom he lives in being remodeled.
[10:25
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Is
one of your medical issues schizophrenia, Mr. Brown?
[10:28
AM]
A
“leprechaun brownie” sounds like a hallucinogenic recipe.
Also
a thing to say out loud if you want your luck totally hexed by
the good folk
(Leprechaun)
"What did himself call me!?"
(Brownie)
"What di' 'e name us!?"
(fight
each other a while)
(Leprechaun)
"'Course t'was him that said it."
(Brownie)
"Aye. I ken it's even so."
(Lep)
"Say we put his arse in Blazes?"
(Brow)
"And that we should, cousin. That we should."
(shake
hands and start plotting disasters against Mr. Brown)
Anyway...
Mr.
Brown should probably tell the tale of his encounter to you at some
point...
While
he still can...
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