443 - Playclothes Boy, Mr. Blue's Cure For All Mr. Brown's Ills, Funny Fortunes, and A Presidential Class Specimen

[8:20 AM] Mr. Silver:

So it only took a year for Playboy to figure out that dropping their signature feature was a critical mistake.

[8:21 AM] Mr. Blue:

Finally.. something for us guys

[8:22 AM] Mr. Silver:

Highly amusing to me.  I was wondering what their history will call the period years from now.

The Big Mis-Nake?

[8:22 AM] Ms. Rose:

So Playboy isn't nakey anymore? I mean, I only read it for the articles, so I didn't realize.

[8:22 AM] Mr. Silver:

It wasn't for a while.

They declared they were done with all that a year ago.

[8:23 AM] Ms. Rose:

Ohhhh...

[8:23 AM] Mr. Silver:

And – predictably – changed their mind

[8:24 AM] Mr. Blue:

"Nudity is becoming more and more accepted in society... so we here at Playboy are going to go in the opposite direction."

[8:36 AM] Mr. Silver:

Vague bleary impressions from this morning when I read it, but I think Hefner (son) said something like the way they depicted nudity was wrong.

I mean...

It's a total fantasy -- seeing these one in a million women, starkers.

What's the "wrong" stretch of adding them lounging around in impossible places or doing bizarre set poses?

In saying "I can't wait to see", I can really wait to see. But I can't wait to see what they do "right" in future.

I can't think of anything...

[9:17 AM] Mr. Silver:

I see Mr. Oleo survived long enough to flood Katzenjammer with bacteria, viruses, prions, molds and parasites.

[9:26 AM] Ms. Rose:

Yeah, I finally got his sickness too. Despite chasing him around with Lysol.

[9:26 AM] Mr. Silver:

Flamethrower next time

[9:26 AM] Ms. Rose:

I don't think I have pneumonia, but definitely a horrible cold.

I'll just make him live on the porch.

[9:28 AM] Mr. Blue:

Am I correct that pneumonia itself isn't transmissible, that it's merely a severe symptom of something else?

[9:29 AM] Ms. Rose:

I think so. I read the Wiki on it, but I forget.

[9:31 AM] Mr. Blue:

I'm thankful my cold only lasted about a day... probably helped that it was a weekend and I could just sleep it off

[9:32 AM] Ms. Rose:

I came home last night, threw my coat on the couch, and went straight to bed. Didn't wake up until this morning. And I feel like I could sleep all day again.

[9:32 AM] Mr. Blue:

I did the same... Went to bed at 6, woke up at 10, went back to bed at 12ish

[9:32 AM] Ms. Rose:

I have an unrelated doc appointment tomorrow afternoon, so I was going to take a half day. I think I might take the whole day, if I can get through all these emairs today.

[9:46 AM] Mr. Brown:

Seasonal allergies heighten the immune response, causing flare-ups for people with autoimmune disorders. Many conditions are documented as being aggravated by strong light, ultraviolet radiation, or the wavelength of light emitted by fluorescent bulbs.Mar 14, 2014

I'm starting to think now this is why I feel worse after being here for a little bit

I was fine all day yesterday, even felt like my infection was going away.

Today my head hurts and I'm feeling like crap after being here for a little bit

[9:59 AM] Mr. Blue:

It's winter, plants are dormant

[10:00 AM] Mr. Brown:

I'm talking about being allergic to the lights here

When I'm at home I don't sit under very bright lights

[10:01 AM] Mr. Blue:

It says allergies are aggravated by fluorescent bulbs... that's not the allergen

[10:01 AM] Mr. Brown:

True, however this place is full of allergens

Dust wise

[10:02 AM] Mr. Blue:

Maybe

[10:03 AM] Mr. Brown:

I know I have a moderate dust allergy

The air in here is crap

These conditions include psoriasis, eczema, Smith-Lemli-Opitz syndrome, lupus, sarcoidosis, Sjogren’s syndrome, Sinear Usher syndrome, Darier’s disease, Kindler-Wearly syndrome, and many more. It has been noted that people with seasonal allergies also experience heightened immune response and more intense allergy symptoms when they are exposed to sunlight and fluorescent lights.

I have Sjogren's

Many conditions are documented as being aggravated by strong light, ultraviolet radiation, or the wavelength of light emitted by fluorescent bulbs.

They should study me

lol

[10:12 AM] Mr. Blue:

(Tom Araya voice)  SURGERY! With no anesthesiaaa

[10:13 AM] Ms. Rose:

Were you born in a test tube, Mr. Brown? Or, "grown," I should say.

[10:14 AM] Mr. Silver:

(T-800) "Not like me. A B-1. Regressive prototype. Liquid organics."

[10:21 AM] Mr. Brown:

I blew my nose twice yesterday, now I have done it like 5 times being here

[10:21 AM] Mr. Blue:

Drink hot water

[10:25 AM] Mr. Silver:

"New from Pepsi!  The taste sensation taking the country by storm!"

"Warming AND refreshing!  And unlike a soda that loses its fizz, Hot Water can be popped in the microwave and it's good as fresh!"

[10:28 AM] Mr. Brown:

“New Pepsi Hot Clear - so clear, it's hot water”

[10:29 AM] Mr. Silver:

"Hey moms!  Worried about unhealthy ingredients?  Pepsi Hot Clear has only one, and zero calories without artificial ingredients!"

[10:42 AM] Ms. Rose:

This post was funny:
I HAVE NO INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PHONES ARE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST A MULTI-MILLION DEAL ON CONFERENCE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then 10 minutes later, he replied with:
ADDENDUM…. The deal was for fantasy money… sorry for the rage post

[10:43 AM] Mr. Silver:

"DON'T YOU GET IT????????????  IT WAS LITERALLY 45 POUNDS OF MONOPOLY MONEY!!!!!!!!"

[10:43 AM] Ms. Rose:

Maybe we could set up a GoFundMe requesting Monopoly money. :P

[10:44 AM] Mr. Silver:

"There's a credit written on your account for 50 million clams."

"Dollars???"

"No...says 'clams'."

[11:25 AM] Mr. Brown:

I read the coin bucket up front as Beards for Bards instead of Babies.

[11:26 AM] Mr. Silver:

“Beards for Bards” is AWESOME

[11:27 AM] Mr. Brown:

"Guys, we have a big problem. There are bards out there that just cannot grow a beard.

I believe we should raise money by growing beards so we can get them the help they need.

[11:38 AM] Mr. Blue:

I thought you were supposed to drop your beard shavings into the jug

"Here, babies... Not sure how this helps, but good luck."

[11:39 AM] Ms. Rose:

(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)

[1:29 PM] Mr. Silver:

So before the election, Samantha Bee did this bit about cherry picking clips about someone to basically use as evidence to  accuse them of stuff, and selected a set of clips to prove that Donald Trump can't read.

Very funny.

Except that some other guy ran with it and started digging and studying the behavior and psychology and techniques of illiterate people

And...it looks like Donald Trump has maybe a 5th grade reading level

[1:31 PM] Mr. Blue:

LOL

[1:32 PM] Mr. Silver:

Getting helpers...dictating...looking blankly at pages...making excuses.  Like a dozen things.  Observational videos of him and anecdotes from others.

They referred to a Canadian law enforcement checklist for dealing with possible illiterates.  I would have liked to see the list but the two presenters said Trump hit everything on the list.

Page 17-18 http://en.copian.ca/library/research/police/factsheets/factsheets.pdf

[1:59 PM] Mr. Blue:

I'm still laughing at Trump's doctor letter from last year https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2015/12/Capture6.jpg&w=1484

What doctor would write like that?

[2:05 PM] Ms. Rose:

Wow, that letter is weird. Wonder how much he was paid to say that.

[2:08 PM] Mr. Silver:

According to doctors, no doctor would write like that.

[2:08 PM] Mr. Blue:

Or when he went off on a tangent about fake news when he was supposed to be talking about black history

[2:08 PM] Mr. Silver:

"Positive" is a medical word for 'bad', for one thing

[2:08 PM] Mr. Blue:

I mean... he'd have to have examined every former president to state "unequivocally" that Trump would be the healthiest ever

[2:09 PM] Ms. Rose:

Exactly.

[2:13 PM] Mr. Blue:

"his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary"

How many people on earth would be described that way? Maybe Olympic lifters or triathletes?

My PCP has never tested my strength or stamina

"Alright Mr. Blue, the bloodwork checks out... Now lets head on over to the squat rack."

[2:22 PM] Mr. Brown:

Hit me has hard as you can

Ok how long was I out for?

Yep, you're healthy

[2:23 PM] Ms. Rose:

It will be a new rating on the medical questionnaire. "How would you rate your health? Circle one: FDR   JFK   Clinton   Trump"

[2:26 PM] Mr. Brown:

That makes me think about the forms they print at hospitals to fill out.

They mark you in the system as male, yet it still prints out the question: “Do you think your pregnant?”

[2:27 PM] Ms. Rose:

"Yes! I do! That's why I'm here!" lol

[2:28 PM] Mr. Brown:

You would think by now it can adjust and print the proper questions

I mean in the old days, to save paper, you would have one form

[2:28 PM] Ms. Rose:

Check the box if you or a family member have experienced any of the following:
High blood pressure
Diabetes
Glaucoma
Dementia
Presidency

[2:29 PM] Mr. Silver:

"This 10th dot...what qualifies as 'Titan'?"

I actually have Presidency in my family medical history.  Should I be worried?

[2:31 PM] Ms. Rose:

No no no. Having presidency automatically gets you sent home with a clean bill of health. And a lollipop if you were good.