Monday, November 13, 2017

438 - Can We Hop A Circle To Quitting Time?, Mr. Silver's 'How To Not Find Bigfoot Manual', Like A Blow-Up One?, The TT4761054 Show Is So Hard Core, A Beautiful Bunch Of Ex-act Postage, Death By BS-ium, and Finding The Waters In Windblown Wyoming

[8:52 AM] Mr. Brown:
So another thing that popped into my head other day, was that time is not linear its circular.
There are still multiple circles of time for different directions things could go, all inter-connected. But ultimately Time circles back on itself.
[9:34 AM] Mr. Silver:
If only one could hop over. (grumble)
[9:34 AM] Mr. Brown:
The main reason I was thinking about this, was because I was thinking that all alien contact might just be contact with future Earth.
[9:39 AM] Mr. Silver:
I consider us visiting ourselves a not-unreasonable theory
[9:43 AM] Mr. Brown:
Also, of course, that “history repeats itself”.



[10:19 AM] Mr. Brown:
On the subject of Bigfoot hunters, the only thing they are using that makes sense is thermal cameras.
However most of them don't seem to know how to use them right
[10:27 AM] Mr. Silver:
The only thing that makes sense is proper techniques...
Which doesn't involve:
A. Making a racket all night long talking and stumbling through the brush in the dark.
B. Making a racket all night long beeping/squelching walkie talkies.
C. Shining LEDs and lights all night long in the woods.
All three of these boiling down to:
D. Completely ignoring Bigfoot's activity cycle, which very obviously isn't nocturnal. Here's a tip – ask the local hunters the times when the deer are active.
And finally...
E. Hooting, knocking, and screaming at them.
[10:36 AM] Mr. Brown:
"We believe when yelling like them, we can fool them into yelling back"
[10:40 AM] Mr. Silver:
And this is true.
However I think, at best, the Bigfoots are just ACKing the report – or recognizing the counterfeit and reporting – that there's people in the woods. So they pass on the info to the rest of the family in earshot, and then they leave/hide like any other animal.
While this trick can be valuable to verify a viable location for a future investigation, it's not what you want to do on later investigations after you have already gotten confirmation.
(Hunter on night vision cam) “We just don't get it. It was the perfect spot with a lot of recent sightings at dusk. So we came out for our night investigation and made some calls. We got one nearby response and another a long way off at the start of the investigation. We called and knocked for hours but got nothing else. We know there were Bigfoots here, but something must have tipped them off.”
(You know who you are.  I enjoy the show and would welcome another season.  I realize you have to have something to show, but seriously... - Mr. Silver)



[12:54 PM] Mr. Silver:
Rep - HOLLOPETER, IVANA
[12:55 PM] Ms. Rose:
:O
[12:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
(Austin Powers) "So, Ms. Hollow Peter, we meet at last."
"Its Holop-eh-ter...like helicopter"
"Ah...because it's spelled like... ... Of course! So, we meet at last."



[1:49 PM] Mr. Brown:
I have been watching this on Netfilx http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4761054/episodes
[1:50 PM] Mr. Silver:
I love "TT4761054"!
[1:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
HAHAHA
I'm on the drugs, pop, punk and death
So I got one more episode
[1:54 PM] Mr. Silver:
Actually, Mr. Brown, that sounded totally punk...or beat.
I'm on the drugs, pop, punk and death...so I got one more episode before the end, maaaaan.”
[1:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
lol



[11:56 AM] Ms. Rose:
Got a postcard from here yesterday: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turku Oldest city in Finland.
The lady who sent it has been a member of Postcrossing for 9 years and has sent/received more than 6,500 postcards. :O
[11:58 AM] Mr. Silver:
How much do you suppose that cost in cards and stamps?
[11:58 AM] Ms. Rose:
Bajillions of dollars.
Using myself as a example, assuming you can get postcards for about 50-75 cents each and I spend $1.15 a pop on Global Forever stamps, sending 6,500 postcards could cost me... Carry the 2...
Between $10,725 and $12,350. So yeah. Bajillions.
I'm sure not all locations really cost $1.15. But
1) the stamp is really cool-looking and
2) Jack with the Hairy Arms at the post office gets mad if you ask him to figure out the exact total.
Plus, you'd cover up half the writing space with 1-cent, 2-cent, 10-cent stamps, etc.
[12:06 PM] Mr. Silver:
(sings)
"Come Mr. Hairy Arms, tally up me postage..."
"...daylight come and me wan go home...”
[12:06 PM] Ms. Rose:
LOL
[12:06 PM] Mr. Silver:
Stick 1-cent, 2-cent, 10-cent STAMP!”
...daylight come and me wan go home..."
[12:07 PM] Ms. Rose:
STOP! hahahahahaa!
[12:07 PM] Mr. Silver:
These insane associations are why my sister thinks I have Asperger's...
[12:08 PM] Ms. Rose:
Better than generic brand Hambuger Helper. :P



[10:20 AM] Mr. Brown:
So the two people they give as examples in this story of people poisioned by that stuff have both died
Yet this guy claims he was poisoned by it too, and is ok now
[10:30 AM] Mr. Silver:
I was poisoned with polonium or a substance that has the characteristics of polonium and this made me exceedingly ill. It was like...pois-lonium or B-Essium or something."
Stone said neither the couple nor the Russians were responsible for the apparent attempt on his life.
(rolls eyes)
"Uh. It came to me in a vision that it definitely wasn't them."
[10:36 AM] Mr. Blue:
My favorite assassination-by-poisoning was the dude that got shot with ricin and didn't even know it
With an umbrella
[10:37 AM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah that sounds far-fetched but it happened
[10:37 AM] Mr. Blue:



[8:01 AM] Mr. Silver:
Starting to admire the marvel that is Cheyenne Wyoming
Never noticed how low its population was...city and state.
[8:02 AM] Mr. Blue:
I’ve been there
No... Never been... I was in Casper
[8:07 AM] Mr. Silver:
Looks like (biggish PA town) is a good bit more populated than a lot of the major population centers in Wyoming
The Frontier Mall...the first feature that pops as you zoom in on the map...looks a lot like a failing mall here. 
Photos of near empty parking lots and halls
[8:12 AM] Mr. Blue:
It looks like the downtown area is dwarfed by the rail yard next to it
[8:13 AM] Mr. Silver:
(reading history of Wyoming) "Passengers and rail workers need a place to stop off and relax between Chicago and San Francisco, and so Cheyenne was founded as a rest stop with a snack stand."
The Google street view jumps are larger here than I've seen in, like, abandoned factories in Eastern Europe
"Oh look...they have a Burger King way back there. (Click...now a half mile down the road at the Burger King)"
[8:17 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
There’s a town just north called Chugwater
[8:36 AM] Mr. Silver:
Wonder where they got the name \:|
[8:36 AM] Mr. Blue:
There’s a spot in Wyoming that doesn't flow into either the Gulf of Mexico or the Pacific Ocean
The Great Divide Basin
[8:37 AM] Mr. Silver:
(Pictures river drawn by M.C. Escher)
[8:37 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[8:38 AM] Mr. Silver:
"This here river doesn't flow t'either the Gulf o Mexico nor the Pacific."
"This is a pond."
"It's a river, son." 
"Why is it a river?"
"Well it has the name River on it.  See the sign?"
So Chugwater is on this basin?
Looks mostly like a desert.
[8:42 AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
I guess it evaporates or goes into the ground or something
[8:56 AM] Mr. Silver:
Press Space Bar to Continue”
[8:57 AM] Mr. Blue:
Oregon Trail Bank... probably a lot of unclaimed safety deposit boxes

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