So my nephew is turning 18. His step-father is going to take him to a titty bar on Saturday
I think those places are dirty and disgusting
[1:33 PM] Mr. Blue:
Agreed
[1:33 PM] Ms. Rose:
Oh, I just love them! (Kidding.)
[1:33 PM] Mr. Blue:
Very sad too... both for the patrons and the dancers
[1:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
I don't want to be sitting there watching boners occur
[1:35 PM] Mr. Silver:
You aren't intended to be looking that direction
[1:35 PM] Mr. Brown:
And the women touch so many other people there, then touch you. Ick
With my anxious mind I can't stop thinking about what is happening around me and focus just on the girls dancing
And still its just gross how dirty it all is
I would take 100 dollars to hand the girl and say don't touch me
[1:37 PM] Ms. Rose:
Mr. Brown--the guy who eats bugs and seafood jerky--says this is gross. LOL (I'm just teasing.)
[1:38 PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm also very loyal
I feel wrong being there
I mean I have a dirty mind and will talk about that stuff
But would never go through with it lol
[1:38 PM] Mr. Silver:
Of course, the observant will note from choice of words and phrasing that Mr. Brown has experienced this more than once.
[1:38 PM] Ms. Rose:
Trevor went a few times while we were together. I was "fine" with it, which means he slept on the couch for about a month each time. :P
[1:40 PM] Mr. Blue:
I'd actually have less of an issue with just straight up prostitution than strip clubs
[1:48 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yes, we need to go back to decent entertainment,
or
[1:49 PM] Mr. Brown:
We need to go back to Burlesque
[1:49 PM] Mr. Silver:
!
Are you referring to intentional, exaggerated, stylized "dirty girls" American Burlesque?
[1:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
The original kind
You know - a real dance where they keep holding back the goods
[1:50 PM] Mr. Silver:
Right...blue comedians and strippers
Incidentally, I don't get strip clubs either...not for the "dirtiness" but for the pointlessness.
That being said, I'm leaning to agreement with serious poledancers who want to be in the Olympics, because dayamn!
[1:56 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah that takes talent
Plenty of videos on youtube of people messing up
LOL
[1:57 PM] Ms. Rose:
I call for more male full-frontal shots in movies. Just because pee-pees are kind of funny.
[1:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
Hahah
For some reason they believe that to be more drastic than a woman fully nude
[1:58 PM] Ms. Rose:
Like, just stick naked shots in for absolutely no reason, having nothing to do with the plot. Then go right back to the normal movie.
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
“Must be 'cause if they made the film in 3D. Wow!”
[1:58 PM] Ms. Rose:
HAHAHA!
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
Too scary
[1:58 PM] Ms. Rose:
I'll bet there's some 3D porn.
[1:59 PM] Mr. Brown:
No point to that
I'd feel for the camera guy – "Dang it, start over. You got that lighting wrong again"
"Oh you got a cramp? Ok everybody take 5 "
I'm going to - with both my boys when they are old enough - straight up tell them no women will ever do the things in those films that I know you think that I don't know you arer watching...have a good day.
[2:02 PM] Mr. Silver:
"But if you ever find a woman that does..."
[9:40 AM] Barnes, Hugh:
King of Thailand died
Now that is a man who knew how to work a hat
[9:45 AM] Mr. Blue:
That is a Very Big Hat
[3:10 PM] Ms. Rose:
The guy who lived next to me in Pittsburgh actually met the King of Thailand, who just died. Longest reign evar:
Wow, estimated to be worth $30 billion.
[3:14 PM] Mr. Silver:
Nice
[3:14 PM] Mr. Brown:
Thailand money?
I wonder how you get to be the king
[3:15 PM] Ms. Rose:
USD.
[3:15 PM] Mr. Blue:
Born into it...it's a monarchy
[3:16 PM] Ms. Rose:
Bhumibol was generally highly revered by the people in Thailand,[13][14] but his heir Vajiralongkorn does not share the popularity of his father, leading to concerns that the Thai monarchy will lose prestige and influence after Bhumibol's death.[15][16]
Bumble sounds a lot nicer than ValKilmerKorn anyway.
[3:17 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
"King Komplikated"
[3:17 PM] Ms. Rose:
Or is it ViralLongKorn? God, here we go again with CORN! :@
[3:17 PM] Mr. Brown:
Just call me Vaginalongkorn
[3:17 PM] Ms. Rose:
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
[3:17 PM] Mr. Silver:
Yup
Beat me to it
(bows)
[3:17 PM] Mr. Blue:
Aren't they still under a military type rule anyway? Or is it military rule that supports the monarchy?
[3:18 PM] Mr. Silver:
The two institutions are thai'd together
(ducks, hides)
I was channelling Mrs. Silver!
[3:19 PM] Ms. Rose:
That was really good (awful), Mr. Silver.Ooooh! Conspiracy about how his brother was shot! (Sort of.)
[3:19 PM] Mr. Silver:
He was sort of shot?
[3:19 PM] Ms. Rose:
Yes, it just lightly grazed his heart. :P
[3:19 PM] Mr. Brown:
Prince Sortofshotakorn
[3:20 PM] Mr. Blue:
The head of the Thai army, Gen. Theerachai Nakvanich, has announced the setting up of re-education camps for critics of the regime, "aimed at people who are still unable to understand the workings of the government and the National Council for Peace and Order".[71]
[3:20 PM] Ms. Rose:
When Bumble's childless uncle PradaShoesPork abdicated in 1935, his nine-year-old brother Ananda (not Amanda) became the new King of Ramen VIII.
[3:20 PM] Mr. Silver:
LOL
[3:25 PM] Ms. Rose:
While finishing his degree in Switzerland, Bumble visited Paris frequently. In Paris he met Mom RashOnWong Sanskrit KittyMeow, daughter of the Thai ambassador to France.[19]
(This is cracking me up way more than it should be.)
VaginalLongKorn is a baby-daddy. Married three times, lots of kids. tsk tsk
Interesting stuff, even without the funny names.
[3:28 PM] Mr. Blue:
Monarchies
Them ay-rabs love their absolute monarchies
[12:28 PM] Mr. Silver:
Gotta love those POS accounts.
You dealt with this truck-full yesterday Mr. Brown.
[12:31 PM] Mr. Blue:
Those are garbabe
*garbage
[12:32 PM] Mr. Silver:
Garbabe?
[12:34 PM] Mr. Blue:
Half woman half alligator gar
[12:39 PM] Mr. Silver:
"She's a 10 except for the fish head"
[12:09 PM] Ms. Rose:
I am almost peeing myself with excitement:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/hall-of-fame-pearl-jam-tupac-shakur-yes-lead-nominees-w445147
Why is no one acknowledging my Pearl Jam news? :@[12:50 PM] Mr. Blue:
The Rock n Roll HOF is stupid
Sorry
[12:51 PM] Ms. Rose:
:O :'(
[12:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
Never paid much attention to the RaRHoF
However I've gotten the impression that
1. It’s weird
2. There are people who are bizarrely IN it
3. There are people who are bizarrely NOT in it
and finally...
4. In the world's effort to try to define and understand what counts as "Rock & Roll", no one seems to actually know what "Rock & Roll" is.
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