Wednesday, August 31, 2016

372 - *-iggy Banks, and Mr. Brown Is All For Getting The Naked Truth Out There For All To See

[3:18 PM] Mr. Brown:
I just told Mr. Oleo about the time I went to a flea market and this guy had half a table of “nigg** banks”
You ever see those things? Wow
[3:19 PM] Mr. Silver:
Niggling?
[3:20 PM] Mr. Brown:
I tried typing in African American piggy banks
All I got was bunch of people holding piggy banks
[3:21 PM] Mr. Blue:
I’d have bought one if they were original from the Jim Crow days
[3:27 PM] Mr. Brown:
May have been. They looked old
[3:30 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Depress arm until it locks.  Place coin...or your guilty white soul...in hand.  Push release."



[1:33 PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m really starting to believe we need to start showing nudity all the time to everybody. Get this whole crap of “Oh no she posted a bikini pic and my children saw!”
She is wearing clothes, what's the issue?
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
I'm consistently baffled by the bikini vs underwear attitude.
What happened? A woman can actually cover much MORE with underwear than a bikini, yet women wander around in strings and a few triangles of cloth...and the woman shopped all over to find that perfect flattering square foot of cloth...and clearly wants to be seen in it.
But underwear?  NO!  That's indecent!  Bad for the kids!  (who couldn't give a damn)
[1:34 PM] Mr. Brown:
That’s what made me bring this up.
We don't hear this stuff coming out of European countries cause they see naked stuff all the time and understand its just normal body parts
[1:34 PM] Mr. Silver:
Well...the story is out of Utah.  They have special problems there. 
[1:36 PM] Mr. Brown:
Kids don't need to see, like, straight up sex and such.
But naked bodies should not be a issue
[1:36 PM] Mr. Silver:
She's a member of the Creepy Fitness Bellybutton Club, I see.
[1:36 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes. Look at the muscles on that button
[1:39 PM] Mr. Blue:
Nothing says "healthy" like plastic surgery and obsessive amounts of exercising, tanning, and selfie posting
[1:41 PM] Mr. Brown:
If nudity was on TV and such - no straight up porn or anything - just nudity.
It would finally become common and we'd not be having issues with nudity
[1:42 PM] Mr. Blue:
Who finds breast implants attractive? Anyone?
[1:42 PM] Mr. Brown:
I like natural
I don't need an over-inflated piece of skin pointed at me
[1:42 PM] Mr. Blue:
Nobody's fooled by them.. they look like 2 cantaloupe halves
[1:44 PM] Mr. Brown:
I truly believe the only people that need any plastic surgery are those that have a real disfigurement, to make themselves feel better
[1:44 PM] Mr. Blue:
Right
Otherwise, embrace it.
If you have small boobs, embrace it
If you have big low-hangers, embrace it
[1:45 PM] Mr. Brown:
Like breast cancer and you have to get them taken off. Go ahead and get some new ones
[1:45 PM] Mr. Blue:
The technology isn't there yet, and they look stupid, and make you seem vain, and it's only going to attract superficial men/women
[1:45 PM] Mr. Silver:
(prospective, looking through sample book and prices) "I just don't know...uh...oh! What about this - a CH? That's a bargain! So I'd go from an A to a C?"
(surgeon) "Uh...no...CH stands for Cantaloupe Half."
[1:46 PM] Mr. Brown:
Actually, a talented surgeon can make them look good but they cost more money
[1:46 PM] Mr. Blue:
They're pretty rampant in the female fitness community.
Two ladies at my gym have them. Very ugly
[1:46 PM] Ms. Rose:
Just so long as us fat chicks be included in the nakedness posts. You want your kids to be exposed to "straight up nude" images? Your duty as "good dad" may be undermined by the fact that most "real, honest, decent" chicks around here are morbidly obese.
[1:46 PM] Mr. Brown:
Mrs Brown and I don't run and hide when naked, getting changed at the house, if Brown Jr. walks in
[1:47 PM] Ms. Rose:
Neither you nor Mrs Brown is morbidly obese. And neither are your children. I'm not sure you understand what a free gift that is.
Anyway, most boob job shoppers ask for way too big and “perky”. The big isn't the problem. The gravity-defying “perky” is.
"Saggy boobs are cool!*”
Natural cleavage is awesome!*”
Not ever having to touch a female in an intimate way is hipster!*”
(*=Unless she's chubby. Ain't no one likes that EVER. 'less she births your child, yo.)
[1:48 PM] Mr. Brown:
I read a article that is reporting a study showing bras are why boobs get saggy
Makes sense in some ways
[1:48 PM] Mr. Silver:
We don't need Playboy Channel naked...we need Discovery Channel naked.
However, despite what society needs, it turns out we gravitate to Playboy Channel for evolutionary reasons.
[1:51 PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm just saying normal nudity should not be a issue on TV. We are making our children grow up uncomfortable with that stuff because its shielded from them.
However, I do believe that they have to be shielded from porn
Sends wrong messages about things
Actually about a lot of things
They see that too early, and then they grow up thinking everything should happen like in those films.
So if I get a maid she will have sex with me?”
[1:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
Wait... She won't?
(boring anthropologist peeks in) Ever wondered how human kids learned all about naked bodies and sex when no one had any privacy and we all lived in close knit communities through all those tens thousands of years before someone came up with prudery recently?
[1:53 PM] Ms. Rose:
No one--female or otherwise--will understand and grasp "what men want." And this is revolutionary. And it...it... It's crazy!
[1:53 PM] Mr. Silver:
"Nudity is beautiful, son!  Nudity is natural, daughter!  SEX IS DIRTY AND I'LL KILL YOU FOR SHOWING INTEREST!"
[1:56 PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m just saying, don't go and show them porn to explain sex
You should pick something that is actually educational
[1:56 PM] Mr. Silver:
The NEA proudly presents Wicked Film's 'Sex Edutainment 1-Ohhh-1'.”
[1:57 PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m OK with explaining sex to my boys.
I just don't want them getting wrong impressions from porn films.
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
Pick good porn films when the time comes, maybe.
There is a whole movement in non-exploitative, couples-friendly, healthy-relationship, realistic-situation adult films.
...
But WHO wants THAT?
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
[1:58 PM] Mr. Blue:
Like, amateur?
[1:58 PM] Mr. Silver:
No. Like (simulated) loving couples being normal and feelin' frisky.
[1:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
They make educational porn for explaining sex, where its not extreme dirty crap.
[1:59 PM] Mr. Silver:
… … What have you been watching?
Technically, if it is recognized as educational material, it can't be called “porn”
[1:59 PM] Mr. Blue:
"Gather round kids.. today we're going to talk about rule 34."
".....and now our volunteer instructors, Sasha Grey and Lexington Steele, will demonstrate some examples..."
[2:00 PM] Ms. Rose:
We are humans. We stamp our feet upon the same Earth. But women have these certain parts, which must be activated internally. They are physiologically LARGER in there. And then there are these dudes - the males. Their external parts must be HARD and POINTY for all the women's THINGS!  And it's glorious!  Because. Because. Who cares about dudes with NOT POINTY stuff?!  GIMMIE ONE!  RAAAAAWWWWR!
[2:01 PM] Mr. Silver:
Frightening
(Therapy patient) "And then...she said...the words are etched in my mind, doc! She said..."
(Later) “Und vhere do you zhink you...vailed...to learn zat vomen are zexually agrrrezzive crrreatures mit deep drivez und dezirrrez, you patrriarrrchal pinkopf?”
[2:02 PM] Mr. Brown:
Better to educate then let them discover on their own
LOL
I hate people that full on shelter their kids to reality.
There are points in life that it would be best to explain, and not before. But if they come across stuff and have questions, don't shove it into the corner
[2:03 PM] Mr. Blue:
I don't think there's any wrong way or right way to raise kids or take care of a family. We all end up screwed up or not screwed up in the end. Who cares? Shelter...let 'em watch porn...whatever.  The human race is doomed either way.
[2:05 PM] Mr. Silver:
That's the spirit!
[2:05 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
But back to something Mr. Silver said - What did happen back then?
[2:10 PM] Mr. Silver:
You mean for the vast majority of humanity's existence when people wore little if any clothes and pursued their interests out in the open or in a communal shelter? Think about it. This cultural issue is all pretty new, Mr. Brown. Even today, I have great doubts that farm kids ever need a sex ed class or much of "the talk" to know how sex is supposed to work.
[2:10 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL

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