[3:18
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
just told Mr. Oleo about the time I went to a flea market and this
guy had half a table of “nigg** banks”
You
ever see those things? Wow
[3:19
PM] Mr. Silver:
Niggling?
[3:20
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
tried typing in African American piggy banks
All
I got was bunch of people holding piggy banks
[3:21
PM] Mr. Blue:
I’d
have bought one if they were original from the Jim Crow days
[3:27
PM] Mr. Brown:
May
have been. They looked old
[3:30
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Depress
arm until it locks. Place coin...or your guilty white soul...in hand. Push
release."
[1:33
PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m
really starting to believe we need to start showing nudity all the
time to everybody. Get this whole crap of “Oh no she posted a
bikini pic and my children saw!”
She
is wearing clothes, what's the issue?
[1:34
PM] Mr. Silver:
I'm
consistently baffled by the bikini vs underwear attitude.
What
happened? A woman can actually cover much MORE with underwear than a
bikini, yet women wander around in strings and a few triangles of
cloth...and the woman shopped all over to find that perfect flattering
square foot of cloth...and clearly wants to be seen in it.
But
underwear? NO! That's indecent! Bad for the kids! (who couldn't give a damn)
[1:34
PM] Mr. Brown:
That’s
what made me bring this up.
We
don't hear this stuff coming out of European countries cause they see
naked stuff all the time and understand its just normal body parts
[1:34
PM] Mr. Silver:
Well...the
story is out of Utah. They have special problems there.
[1:36
PM] Mr. Brown:
Kids
don't need to see, like, straight up sex and such.
But
naked bodies should not be a issue
[1:36
PM] Mr. Silver:
She's
a member of the Creepy Fitness Bellybutton Club, I see.
[1:36
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes.
Look at the muscles on that button
[1:39
PM] Mr. Blue:
Nothing
says "healthy" like plastic surgery and obsessive amounts
of exercising, tanning, and selfie posting
[1:41
PM] Mr. Brown:
If
nudity was on TV and such - no straight up porn or anything - just
nudity.
It
would finally become common and we'd not be having issues with nudity
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Who
finds breast implants attractive? Anyone?
[1:42
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
like natural
I
don't need an over-inflated piece of skin pointed at me
[1:42
PM] Mr. Blue:
Nobody's
fooled by them.. they look like 2 cantaloupe halves
[1:44
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
truly believe the only people that need any plastic surgery are those
that have a real disfigurement, to make themselves feel better
[1:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
Right
Otherwise,
embrace it.
If
you have small boobs, embrace it
If
you have big low-hangers, embrace it
[1:45
PM] Mr. Brown:
Like
breast cancer and you have to get them taken off. Go ahead and get
some new ones
[1:45
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
technology isn't there yet, and they look stupid, and make you seem
vain, and it's only going to attract superficial men/women
[1:45
PM] Mr. Silver:
(prospective,
looking through sample book and prices) "I just don't
know...uh...oh! What about this - a CH? That's a bargain! So I'd
go from an A to a C?"
(surgeon)
"Uh...no...CH stands for Cantaloupe Half."
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
Actually,
a talented surgeon can make them look good but they cost more money
[1:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
They're
pretty rampant in the female fitness community.
Two
ladies at my gym have them. Very ugly
[1:46
PM] Ms. Rose:
Just
so long as us fat chicks be included in the nakedness posts. You want
your kids to be exposed to "straight up nude" images? Your
duty as "good dad" may be undermined by the fact that most
"real, honest, decent" chicks around here are morbidly obese.
[1:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
Mrs
Brown and I don't run and hide when naked, getting changed at the
house, if Brown Jr. walks in
[1:47
PM] Ms. Rose:
Neither
you nor Mrs Brown is morbidly obese. And neither are your children.
I'm not sure you understand what a free gift that is.
Anyway,
most boob job shoppers ask for way too big and “perky”. The big
isn't the problem. The gravity-defying “perky” is.
"Saggy
boobs are cool!*”
“Natural
cleavage is awesome!*”
“Not
ever having to touch a female in an intimate way is hipster!*”
(*=Unless
she's chubby. Ain't no one likes that EVER. 'less she births your
child, yo.)
[1:48
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
read a article that is reporting a study showing bras are why boobs
get saggy
Makes
sense in some ways
[1:48
PM] Mr. Silver:
We
don't need Playboy Channel naked...we need Discovery Channel naked.
However,
despite what society needs, it turns out we gravitate to Playboy
Channel for evolutionary reasons.
[1:51
PM] Mr. Brown:
I'm
just saying normal nudity should not be a issue on TV. We are making
our children grow up uncomfortable with that stuff because its
shielded from them.
However,
I do believe that they have to be shielded from porn
Sends
wrong messages about things
Actually
about a lot of things
They
see that too early, and then they grow up thinking everything should
happen like in those films.
“So
if I get a maid she will have sex with me?”
[1:53
PM] Mr. Silver:
Wait...
She won't?
(boring
anthropologist peeks in) Ever wondered how human kids learned all
about naked bodies and sex when no one had any privacy and we all
lived in close knit communities through all those tens
thousands of years before someone came up with prudery recently?
[1:53
PM] Ms. Rose:
No
one--female or otherwise--will understand and grasp "what men
want." And this is revolutionary. And it...it... It's crazy!
[1:53
PM] Mr. Silver:
"Nudity
is beautiful, son! Nudity is natural, daughter! SEX
IS DIRTY AND I'LL KILL YOU FOR SHOWING INTEREST!"
[1:56
PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m
just saying, don't go and show them porn to explain sex
You
should pick something that is actually educational
[1:56
PM] Mr. Silver:
“The
NEA proudly presents Wicked Film's 'Sex Edutainment 1-Ohhh-1'.”
[1:57
PM] Mr. Brown:
I’m
OK with explaining sex to my boys.
I
just don't want them getting wrong impressions from porn films.
[1:58
PM] Mr. Silver:
Pick
good porn films when the time comes, maybe.
There
is a whole movement in non-exploitative, couples-friendly,
healthy-relationship, realistic-situation adult films.
…
...
But
WHO wants THAT?
[1:58
PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
[1:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
Like, amateur?
[1:58
PM] Mr. Silver:
No.
Like (simulated) loving couples being normal and feelin' frisky.
[1:58
PM] Mr. Brown:
They
make educational porn for explaining sex, where its not extreme dirty
crap.
[1:59
PM] Mr. Silver:
… … What
have you been watching?
Technically,
if it is recognized as educational material, it can't be called
“porn”
[1:59
PM] Mr. Blue:
"Gather
round kids.. today we're going to talk about rule 34."
".....and
now our volunteer instructors, Sasha Grey and Lexington Steele, will
demonstrate some examples..."
[2:00
PM] Ms. Rose:
We
are humans. We stamp our feet upon the same Earth. But women have
these certain parts, which must be activated internally. They are
physiologically LARGER in there. And then there are these dudes -
the males. Their external parts must be HARD and POINTY for all the
women's THINGS! And it's glorious! Because. Because. Who cares about
dudes with NOT POINTY stuff?! GIMMIE ONE! RAAAAAWWWWR!
[2:01
PM] Mr. Silver:
Frightening
(Therapy
patient) "And then...she said...the words are etched in
my mind, doc! She said..."
(Later)
“Und vhere do you zhink you...vailed...to learn zat vomen are
zexually agrrrezzive crrreatures mit deep drivez und dezirrrez, you
patrriarrrchal pinkopf?”
[2:02
PM] Mr. Brown:
Better
to educate then let them discover on their own
LOL
I
hate people that full on shelter their kids to reality.
There
are points in life that it would be best to explain, and not before.
But if they come across stuff and have questions, don't shove it into
the corner
[2:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't think there's any wrong way or right way to raise kids or take
care of a family. We all end up screwed up or not screwed up in the
end. Who cares? Shelter...let 'em watch porn...whatever. The
human race is doomed either way.
[2:05
PM] Mr. Silver:
That's
the spirit!
[2:05
PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
But
back to something Mr. Silver said - What did happen back then?
[2:10
PM] Mr. Silver:
You
mean for the vast majority of humanity's existence when people wore
little if any clothes and pursued their interests out in the open or
in a communal shelter? Think about it. This cultural issue is all
pretty new, Mr. Brown. Even today, I have great doubts that farm
kids ever need a sex ed class or much of "the talk" to know how sex is supposed to
work.
[2:10
PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
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