[11:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
Someone
on FB put a status of a prayer request because they were going to the
dentist
[11:27
AM] Mr. Brown:
You
can die going to the dentist
[11:27
AM] Mr. Blue:
You
can die sitting on the couch
[11:28
AM] Mr. Silver:
I
can die talking to this half-wit...and I'm putting up a status Prayer
Request for that...
[11:28
AM] Mr. Blue:
“Calling
all my prayer warriors. 7am appointment for Katzenjammer Dental in
the morning. Scared beyond words can [sic] do it justice.
I'm also getting really lightheaded almost to the point of scariness
so not sure what all to expect. Incredibly scared. Have had horrible
experiences with dentists PLEASE PRAY”
That's
the status... what a maroon
[11:33
AM] Ms. Rose:
I'm
going to ask for Personal Time so I can go pray for that person.
Pray
that she gets hit by a bus...
[11:34
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't even know him: just a friend's friend. They commented and it
showed up on my feed
My
friend put "What funeral home do I send the flowers to?"
I
was just like: "Holy shit! This guy must have been diagnosed
with cancer or something!" *reading* "Nope... just afraid
of cavities and gingivitis?"
[11:35
AM] Ms. Rose:
Wow,
it was a dude?!
[11:36
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
[11:37
AM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
“Gaylord
Ponce...Action Hero!”
"Unbeknownst
to the men in his ultra-fashionable social circle, Gaylord Ponce is
secretly the dashing Pink Pansy, defender of the defenseless.”
“His
one secret fear is dentists.”
[11:43
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
only fear choking on something when I’m there
[11:43
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
hate the dentist too
Even
during teeth cleanings, I’m so tense that I get sore by the end.
[11:43
AM] Ms. Rose:
Should
we pray for you, Mr. Blue?
[11:43
AM] Mr. Brown:
Sacrifice
a goat before you go
[11:43
AM] Mr. Blue:
That
doesn't help any.
[11:44
AM] Mr. Brown:
One
time a dentist gave me the max amount of shots and I could still feel
the drilling
He
said “well, I'll fill in what I did then, and you will have to come
back.”
So
now I just ignore the pain and let them continue.
Get
that shit done the first time!
[11:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
Even
if you believe in praying for this stuff, it seems like a waste of
God's time
"Dear
God, please don't put me in any awkward situations today where
someone holds a door for me but I’m far away from the door and have
to briskly walk to it and then make small talk."
[11:45
AM] Ms. Rose:
HAHAHAHA
[11:46
AM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
[11:46
AM] Mr. Brown:
“Dear
God, let me win this video game so I can tell all my friends how
amazing I am.”
"Please
God, don't let me get swamp ass today"
Now
if a little kid was praying these things, I’m sure God would be
like: “Ok, sure. You're excused, you're a kid.”
But
an adult?
LOL
[11:54
AM] Mr. Silver:
(Adult
finishes crappy prayer...sheet of paper falls down with flaming
letters) "Poorly worded, derivative, dubious arguments.
D-.")
[9:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
To
me, its weird that when you have to hang the American flag so it's
vertical, you have to keep the stars in the upper left.
It
looks backwards
Just
rotate the flag 90* to the right.
[9:45
AM] Mr. Silver:
"Keeps
the stars in the upper left, man...like them Hollywood liberal
commies."
[9:47
AM] Ms. Rose:
I
got in trouble in high school for wearing a Ministry (the band)
t-shirt that had a backwards American flag on it. Oh, and also a
picture of guy with a bloody piece of a...body part? on his head.
[9:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
wore this to school and nobody cared
[9:49
AM] Ms. Rose:
I
remember that shirt!
[9:50
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
still have it and it still fits.
What
is that on his head?
[9:52
AM] Ms. Rose:
My
fellow deviants at the time thought it was a liver. Probably from an
animal or something.
[9:52
AM] Mr. Silver:
That
flag is fine...it's on a pole and oriented correctly. The only time anyone should care is if it's upside down since that's a distress code.
[9:53
AM] Ms. Rose:
I
also had a very controversial Marilyn Manson T-shirt. But
Katzenjammer is blocking all the pics for it. LOL
That's
what I thought, Mr. Silver! But no... hauled into the principal's
office by some smelly, fat ass math teacher.
[9:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
I’d
be more upset with the back, because the flags look to be in some
sort of weird pagan symmetry, almost a swastika.
Not
that I care, but I guess if I were a principal I might.
[9:58
AM] Ms. Rose:
T-shirts
were the only reason I was ever in trouble at school. I was a
goody-two-shoes who just dressed like a total potential school
shooter.
[9:59
AM] Mr. Silver:
"Blocked
by corporate firewall for content violation. Category: Too cool for high
school so too controversial for Katzenjammer"
[2:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
What
time does the world end?
Or
wasn't the Talmud specific?
Mr.
Silver... didn't we (or you) decide that any day any
human being predicts the world will end, it will 100% not, since God
stated basically that 'no man can know'?
So
that even if someone guesses, it would be knowing, and thus he
couldn't be correct?
So
the end of the world will have to be a specific time that is not
predicted by anyone?
[2:39
PM] Mr. Brown:
It
would be a paradox if anyone knew.
[2:40
PM] Mr. Blue:
You
can't even think about it.
Even
thinking "the world might end today" means it will not.
So
these doomsdayers are basically helping us.
Every
time someone predicts the world will end, they ensure it won't.
[2:44
PM] Mr. Silver:
@Mr.
Blue - Yes, that is the logically absolute conclusion.
The
day and time no one thinks about it or predicts it...we're fucked.
[2:45
PM] Mr. Brown:
Maybe
that’s the code to keep the system running.
[2:45
PM] Mr. Silver:
We
need better prophesies for that, Mr. Brown
There
are already enough loonies trying to get the End Times going.
Where
are the prophesies for free loot and good eats?
[2:46
PM] Mr. Blue:
Heheh
[3:26
PM] Mr. Silver:
"And
The Lord has decreed that in the wane of the year that the loud man
with haystack hair seeks the throne, all men and women will receive a
free medicine that will make them physically fit and attractive."
[3:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
You
were workin' on that one for a bit, huh?
(Hi
there. I find it interesting that by the day I ran across this
archive and was finally getting around to posting this “prophesy”
from October 7 2015...Donald Trump is the Republican candidate for
President of the United States of America. Today is 8/20/2016. Keep an
eye out for this wonder drug, folks. - Mr. Silver)
[9:38
AM] Ms. Rose:
Also,
did you ever realize there are LOTS of Indian (the country) breads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_breads
I'm
doing a crossword. Can you tell?
[9:39
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
read that as "breeds" at first
I’ve
only had naan bread, but it's delicious
[9:40
AM] Ms. Rose:
I've
only ever had naan bread, too! I thought that was THE Indian bread.
[9:40
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
Seems
like they are mostly similar to that... flat and stuff
[9:41
AM] Ms. Rose:
Leave
it to them Injuns to classify flat bread in 3 dozen ways. LOL
[9:48
AM] Mr. Silver:
Stepping
back, I'm suppressing the inner loony who wants to laugh out loud at
the thought of a set of cultures as ancient - and population as huge
- as India sporting a single bread.
(“Injun”
is an epithet for Native Americans, BTW, Ms. Rose. You were looking
for “dot head” if you felt like insulting a billion people)
(5000
years ago)
(Baker
1) "We could try adding a bit of salt?"
(Baker
2) "Eh...its good enough.."
(B1)
"Yeah..."
[9:50
AM] Ms. Rose:
I'm
suppressing the inner loony who wants to laugh out loud at the guy
in PA who finds multiple Indian breads funny. :P
[9:50
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't know how prevalent wheat is in Indian farming so I wasn't real
sure if they had a lot of breads or a little
[1:08
PM] Mr. Yellow:
OK,
I may finally be done with my kidney stones.
I
just passed another big chunk.
So
with that and all the small ones I hope I am done
2
good sized chunks and 4 small ones.
Something
help me if there are more, because I am so worn out from this I need
a break.
[1:23
PM] Mr. Green:
No
doubt
[1:44
PM] Mr. Yellow:
Funny
to hear the *klink* sound in the urinal
[1:45
PM] Mr. Silver:
As
long as it doesn't sound like a jackpot of coins...
[1:45
PM] Mr. Yellow:
Haha
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