7:02
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
we enrolled Brown Jr. at St. Lukes last night.
7:03
AM Mr. Silver
(Looks)
7:03
AM Mr. Brown
Its
a Lutheran school not as bad as Catholic schools.
Also
its nice that he does not have to jump into high school life until he
is ready for 9th grade.
7:04
AM Mr. Silver
Patron
saint of students and butchers.
7:08
AM Mr. Silver
Unmarried,
childless, not butchered by idiots...dead at 84.
"Filled
with the Holy Spirit"
Quote "I
came to seek and save the lost"
Hmmm...Butchers
AND surgeons.
"He
didn't make it ma'am...however we're having a special on steaks now."
...you
might be able to tell that I always enjoy these saint hotsheets.
7:12
AM Mr. Brown
Heheh
It
is fun to look up the saints.
7:15
AM Mr. Silver
"Here's
one...Ste. Velocipede...patron of noodles and bricklayers and ...
centipedes? ... martyred by traveling salesmen, her disembodied head
asked to be taken to a small chapel in Venice to light a candle for
the Virgin Mary. Husband reports she didn't stop talking the whole
way. The soundproof box he had made is in the Vatican archives."
7:19
AM Mr. Silver
“Credited
with 3 miracles: Continuing to talk after death. Non-stop praying and
yammering for the 6 week trip. Inspiring soundproofing techniques
still used today."
7:19
AM Mr. Brown
God
gave me a message "here is how to shut the bitch up".
7:25
AM Mr. Silver
"A
sisterhood was briefly created in her honor by exasperated Venetian
parents for teen daughters under the motto: Vides?
Id tibi quasi tota die."
7:31
AM Mr. Silver
("See?
That's what you sound like all day.")
Should
go for another one.
No
sense beating on “Ste. Velocipede” all morning.
7:37
AM Mr. Silver
This
is always amusing to me:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/saint-saint-kind-demoted/story?id=23477573
7:38
AM Mr. Silver
"We've
decided to keep you on, but more as a...half saint..."
7:40
AM Mr. Silver
"Your
main miracle is that you don't actually exist but people believe in
you anyway."
"And
that's a pretty good miracle, I can tell you! A lot of good
real folks don't get nearly this far along the track."
7:43
AM Mr. Brown
I
only eat when there is food in front of me.
7:43
AM Mr. Silver
Praise
be!
Miracle
1
What
else?
7:44
AM Mr. Brown
I
can shake a pepper shaker getting all the pepper onto my food none on
the table.
7:44
AM Mr. Silver
Not
sure the Vatican will go for a second food miracle.
How
about dozens of people watched you change color?
7:45
AM Mr. Brown
That
works.
7:45
AM Mr. Silver
Got
my vote...that's 2.
Just
need #3 and to...well...die...
Luke
proves you don't have to have your head removed by a cheese grater or
anything, so relax.
Mr.
Amethyst? Have a miracle for "PS" Brown?
7:47
AM Mr. Brown
I
can wiggle my ears.
One
at a time.
7:47
AM Mr. Silver
Damn...really?
7:47
AM Mr. Amethyst
Thirded
7:47
AM Mr. Silver
Potential
Saint Brown in the house!
Based
on those miracles, we'll need things for you to be patron of.
7:49
AM Mr. Brown
Patron
of eating spicy food.
7:50
AM Mr. Silver
Donuts,
Chameleons and Twitching?
Oh
yeah...hot peppers.
"PS
Brown...bless this chili..."
7:51
AM Mr. Brown
May
your chilis always be hot and burn the bums of its eaters.
7:55
AM Mr. Silver
"May
it turn the eater's face red and cause his eye to twitch."
"May
it inspire the eater to call upon God's mercy about 2 hours later in
the bathroom."
7:58
AM Mr. Brown
Strengthens
the faith.
I
think we've got something here.
7:58
AM Mr. Silver
"May
it flush out the devil and the fires of hell from his soul."
8:03
AM Mr. Silver
Too
bad Mr. Blue is missing this. He could already not be believing in
you anymore.
8:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
He's
here, he just needs to log in.
8:04
AM Mr. Silver
Nod...just
spotted him.
8:04
AM Mr. Brown
Haha
Yeah,
he not-believes in things all the time.
8:06
AM Mr. Silver
Morning
Mr. Blue
Big
news
8:06
AM Mr. Blue
Morning
8:06
AM Mr. Silver
See
your email
8:10
AM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
Don't
you have to have a body part not decompose to become a saint.
8:15
AM Mr. Brown
Haha
Belive
in the hot spicey pepper goodness
8:16
AM Mr. Silver
Think
we'll have to add "Typos" to your patronage.
8:16
AM Mr. Brown
yes\
i
am the patron of typo
8:17
AM Mr. Silver
"Makes
you read it at least twice and contemplate...praise be!"
8:18
AM Mr. Brown
works
of the mind, Strengtheing of the fath (spicey).
haha
right
there is a example
ok
so strengthening of a fath is bad idea
thats
a growth on the buttocks
8:19
AM Mr. Silver
"Contemplate
the blessing of 6 feet of holy water."
...I
got fathom out of fath. There's a butt growth too?
Ah...yours
was sci-fi.
See...you
inspired the seeking of truth.
You
should have a medal or symbol of some sort.
Official
colors - Jaundice & Caucasian pink.
8:25
AM Mr. Brown
Throw
a little red in too - my favorite color.
Maybe
a red chili pepper.
8:26
AM Mr. Silver
They
do those hearts with crowns and crosses. You could have, like, a
ghost pepper with a hockey stick and ball cap?
8:26
AM Mr. Brown
Fishing
pole
Rifle
Hunting
and fishing and peppers
I
must be feeling the spirit today.
8:28
AM Mr. Silver
Well
you are a prospective saint.
I
wonder if the Vatican has an online form.
(looks)
Crap...you've
got to be dead at least 5 years.
How
are you feeling?
8:30
AM Mr. Brown
I
have a cold, voice wavering.
I
have sleep apnea.
Hehe
8:32
AM Mr. Silver
OK...we'll
be good on step 1 after that takes hold, we write up a bio and dig
you up to steal some body parts.
(yes...these
are the instructions)
8:32
AM Mr. Brown
This
is the pinky of Saint Brown
Here
is Saint Brown' colon. The mighty colon that conquered all the spicy
devils of the world.
8:44
AM Mr. Silver
You're
lucky too. Apparently they have to peruse all of your writing and
stuff, and there's years of that stuff on the blog now.
Definitely
"Non-Cultis"...I know none of us are planning on worshiping
you inappropriately...
8:55
AM Mr. Brown
They
may have trouble with the Shoot-Earth-thru-the-Sun blogs.
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
Nonsense.
It's
a challenge to the faithful.
Same
as the "Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it?"
puzzle.
8:58
AM Mr. Brown
Nope,
can't.
8:59
AM Mr. Silver
He
can will that He can't lift it...or can...as He desires.
9:00
AM Mr. Brown
"Its
so heavy I...urrrg" (makes fake straining face)
9:00
AM Mr. Silver
He
can will that of a potato chip...
9:00
AM Mr. Silver
"I
can't lift that Pringle."
"Now
I can."
"For
I am THE LORD!"
9:01
AM Mr. Silver
So,
weirdly enough, because you enrolled your kid in a Lutheran parochial
school, I have to start putting all your entries in as "PS"
9:03
AM Mr. Brown
PS,
I farted.
9:03
AM Mr. Silver
If
the blog had any following at all, that could have made you "a
thing". Sadly...it would take a miracle for that to
happen. (winks, nods)
9:04
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
not as popular as, say, Jennifer Lawrence.
Naked
moles are neat.
9:05
AM Mr. Silver
There's
a miracle for red-blooded young men the world over.
Jennifer
Lawrence, not naked moles
(extrapolates
to “Naked Jennifer Lawrence's moles”.)
(This
is search-able without quotes on Google...wondered and decided to
look while editing this ;-) – Mr. Silver)
9:05
AM Mr. Brown
What
if Jennifer Lawrence naked moles she likes
(Wink
wink )
What
if supermodels naked moles they like
9:07
AM Mr. Silver
...
Could
we shift to English grammar rules? I'm getting lost.
9:08
AM Mr. Brown
I
believe I'm going to leave today now. The voice is not cooperating.
I need to go home and not use it.
Drink
tea and honey then come back fighting tomorrow.
See
you guys. I'm out sick.
9:24
AM Mr. Silver
Sad
seeing him off to die like that.
9:24
AM Mr. Blue
Martyrdom.
9:24
AM Mr. Silver
"Martyred
to lions...or the common cold. Records unclear"
9:29
AM Mr. Silver
It
sucks that Mr. Brown will be the 1st to get a title.
9:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:30
AM Mr. Silver
It
makes sense though, in a way.
9:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
Brown
the Frail
The
Infectious
9:30
AM Mr. Silver
St.
Brown the Afflicted
9:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Patron
saint of ailments?
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps.
I mean he's always been the captain of Team Bible in here. I suppose
the entirety of his participation today was at least a cardinal sin
and he's doomed.
(Pope)
"I'm afraid the record shows that the candidate violated the
first rule of Saint Club."
(cardinal)
"And by default, the second rule."
Mr.
Blue
I
had a great grandmother named after a saint
Kunegunda
She
sounds more Hindi than German.
10:05
AM Mr. Silver
Yes
10:11
AM Mr. Silver
"Saint
Kunegunda - Usually depicted with 3 heads, 6 arms bearing a lightning
bolt, fire, a cup of blood, entrails, a ritual bloody dagger and
eyeballs, brick red and with a necklace of skulls. Patron of pets,
children and gardening."
Favorite
quote "I defy the law of heaven and trample the lotus before
those who starve for succor and peace. I will rend the earth to it's
four corners and fill the cuts with fire and blood. I will the
release of the demons of eight hells and set them to feed upon the
living, and cause the dead to raze all that remains. ... So sayeth
THE LORD..."
What
a saint! POW!
Of
course now I have to look her up...sigh...
Woah...passed
a trial by ordeal...and lived.
10:31
AM Mr. Blue
Allegedly.
Sounds
like a nice lady though.
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