11:56
AM Mr. Brown
Ok
guys, any thoughts on the Roswell Rock?
11:59
AM Mr. Silver
There
is a special rock in Roswell?
11:59
AM Ms. Rose
I'm
sorry, I'm way behind. WTF is 'Roswell Rock'?
12:02
PM Mr. Silver
Maybe
it's like Schoolhouse Rock for aliens.
12:03
PM Mr. Brown
12:03
PM Mr. Silver
"I'm
Just a Probe"
"Hyperspace
Conjunction Junction"
"Motherbrain
Necessity"
12:03
PM Mr. Brown
It’s
a hoax.
But
it was on TV with that crazy (Hands up) ALIENS guy with the high
hair, so I decided to look up the hoax.
“We
are a very advanced civilization from space, smarter than you. See my
rock?”
12:06
PM Mr. Silver
You
know how I love me some advanced alien rocks...
"No
one but a person who has a laser etching system can tell how it was
carved."
They
cut diamonds with lasers...a piece of lodestone wouldn't be much of a
chore.
12:16
PM Mr. Blue
Heh…
I just Googled "crazy aliens guy"
First
result is him: Giorgio Tsoukalos
Wow!
The first 3 pages
are him.
12:18
PM Mr. Blue
Tsoukalos
is a 1998 graduate of Ithaca
College
in Ithaca,
New
York,
with a bachelor's degree in sports information and communication.
So
he's perfectly qualified to discuss ancient aliens.
12:18
PM Ms. Rose
Professor
Tsoukalos is a god among men. At least that's what my dad says.
12:18
PM Mr. Brown
Yes.
Yes he is.
12:18
PM Ms. Rose
All
of his power comes from his hair. Like Samson.
12:18
PM Mr. Brown
He
will be able to discuss their offensive and defensive play statistics
when they come to town and attack the local ball teams.
12:21
PM Mr. Silver
(Tsoukalos)
"Then, in 1974, the Air Force’s Project Bluebook agents double
dribbled the data."
12:19
PM Mr. Blue
Be
sure to check out my new show on the National Geographic Channel:
“Quantum and Particle Physics with Mr. Blue”
12:21
PM Mr. Brown
People
would watch that.
“I
created a egg-celerator. It whips eggs at a wall. Boom! SCIENCE!”
singing
"THIS IS LIKE SCIENCE WITH MR. BLUE"
12:25
PM Ms. Rose
"This
Is Science--With Mr. Blue"
12:25
PM Mr. Silver
"Lets
see what happens!" Starring Mr. Blue!
12:25
PM Mr. Blue
*cut
to shot of me looking startled by camera* “Uhh... quantum means
like... fast or light maybe? And particles are like... little things
I guess.. very tiny. And physics is like physical stuff.”
12:27
PM Mr. Blue
*me
sweating* "Anyway, today on the show we're going to uhh... find
out what happens... (fumbling in box of stuff) if you put this
nitrogen and gasoline together!"
12:27
PM Mr. Brown
“I’m
going to show you how atoms collide.” (pans to structure with two shotguns
rigged facing each other.)
12:28
PM Mr. Silver
"This
is a demonstration of the...umm...Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle.
I'm really not certain what's gonna happen when I set off all the
hydrogen in here. AKA the 'Oh The Humanity' test. OK...the kids are
telling me the Principal has left the building, so here we go with
the...uh...Hindenburg thing. (hits button fwooOOM!) “AWESOME!"
12:33
PM Mr. Silver
(what
a mess...lot of editing to keep this stuff)
12:34
PM Ms. Rose
Editing?
Who said 'editing'? The 'Preditor' is on the loose. Rawr.
12:38
PM Mr. Silver
(smacks
hand) "My
blog! Down!"
7:05
AM Mr. Silver
Happy
Mrs. Silver's Birthday.
Everyone
decorate a tree?
7:06
AM Mr. Green
LOL
No
tree.
7:06
AM Mr. Brown
NOPE
I
don't even have lights up yet.
7:06
AM Mr. Silver
I'll
lie for you.
7:09
AM Mr. Silver
So
I ran across this one from Dec 28 2011 this morning:
(Agent
with one of the old crap tablets) "I just don't get it. There's
no period to put in the email. You know, there's dashes."
(me,
singing in my head) "and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen..."
(her)
"and commas"
(me)
"and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..."
(her)
"and semicolons and stuff, but I can't find a period on this
thing."
7:15
AM Mr. Silver
Didn't
even have to make it up as a goof...it really happened.
7:22
AM Mr. Silver
Anyway,
my Thanksgiving was pretty good.
I
don't usually collapse under the weight of the feast.
But
I did.
8:09
AM Mr. Silver
Did
I hear right that someone left the TV on a Skin-emax feature during
your Thanksgiving, Mr. Brown?
8:10
AM Mr. Brown
No,
that happened one time when I was a kid.
LOL
8:15
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
"What
are they doing? Uh...They're...basting the turkey."
8:32
AM Mr. Blue
Watched
Touch of Evil and Zero Theorem.
Zero
Theorem is definitely Gilliam-esque.
I
liked both.
8:44
AM Mr. Silver
Can
something be Gilliam-esque if Gilliam directed it?
8:47
AM Mr. Silver
So
what was Touch of Evil?
"The
Michael Jackson Story"?
Too
late?
8:47
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
No,
the one with Heston and Orson Welles with the really long tracking
shot opener.
8:47
AM Mr. Blue
It
was good... classic noir stuff with snappy dialogue and great acting.
8:49
AM Mr. Silver
Cool
8:49
AM Mr. Blue
Heston,
Welles, Vivienne Leigh. I even spotted Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Apparently
though, the final version isn't what Welles had in mind. The studio
cut it up and did re-shoots without him. It was hard for me to tell
what was re-shot and what was original.
The
story about it is that Welles went to some studio exec that had a
pile of unused scripts and he said "gimme the worst one" to
prove he can make any script into a good film.
He
also let the actors rewrite their own lines as they saw fit.
9:21
AM Mr. Silver
Studio
exec "How's that movie going I made the bet with Welles about?
'Touch of Pudding'?"
Flunky "It's
a disaster sir. Orson has been drunk for about a week."
Studio exec "Good...arrogant bastard.
9:30 AM Mr. Blue
9:30 AM Mr. Blue
That's
funny, cuz he plays a fat drunk in the movie. And the first time he
shows up on screen people are like "boy...you don't look too
good", and I was saying the same thing.
9:30
AM Mr. Silver
Doesn't
even realize they were filming him and cutting him in...he thought he
was directing...
9:31
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
He
keeps asking for drinks and food and candy too. The camera just
happened to be rolling.
9:31
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
9:32
AM Mr. Blue
It's
hard to tell how much of it is him, and whether or not he's got some
outfit on to make him look fatter.
I
know he got big near the end but this was only 17 years after Citizen
Kane, he was pretty fit in that.
9:34
AM Mr. Silver
(whispering)
"Mr. Welles...we're still tracking but we're way off script with this opening shot.
They can only walk past the car so many times. Its starting to get weird.
What are we going for here, sir? Mr. Welles?"
"ZzzzzzZZZzz...."
9:35
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
9:36
AM Mr. Silver
(legit
LOL)
Yay
“frozen peas”!
9:36
AM Mr. Blue
*IN*
July....
Welles:
Why? That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of
saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with "in"
and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say "in
July" and I'll... go down on you.
9:40
AM Mr. Silver
9:41
AM Mr. Blue
Ever
see the wine commercial? He's sloshed.
9:41
AM Mr. Silver
No,
didn't see that one.
9:41
AM Mr. Blue
Paul
Masson
9:42
AM Mr. Silver
Oh
that's right
There's
footage of him hammered, huh? Have to search that one.
9:45
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah
Just
search Orson
Welles wine. It's right there.
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