1:42
PM Mr. Silver
Interesting...one
site I read focused on the 550k number...Rawstory went whole hog.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/ebola-could-infect-1-4-million-by-2015-us-warns/
1:44
PM Mr. Amethyst
Awesome!
Time
to panic?
1:44
PM Mr. Blue
Nah,
it's just Africa.
1:45
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
They even say in the article its old data.
1:48
PM Mr. Silver
We
need a disease that...I dunno...makes people turn into a tree or
something.
1:48
PM Mr. Brown
A
parasite that turns us into fuel for plants.
LOL
1:49
PM Mr. Silver
Dying
turns us into fuel for plants now.
1:49
PM Mr. Blue
Why
does the worst stuff always come from Africa?
1:50
PM Mr. Green
Good
point. Humans came from Africa.
1:50
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
1:50
PM Mr. Silver
The
diseases are why we left Africa!
And
now they are coming to find us!
“There
is no escape, puny humans.”
1:53
PM Mr. Green
Suck
flaming sword....
“He
drove out the man, and at the east of the Garden of Eden He placed
the
cherubim and a flaming sword that turned every way to guard the way to the Tree
of Life.”
cherubim and a flaming sword that turned every way to guard the way to the Tree
of Life.”
“You’re
gonna die... 'cause... 'cause you ate My fruit... and I was saving
that!”
1:56
PM Mr. Silver
"And
the Lord said, If you would live, no one eat My fruit, for I licked
of it."
1:58
PM Mr. Silver
"And
lo the serpent did enter the breakroom and saw the fruit, and looking
around he did not see The Lord, and he took of it and ate. And
Eve came in after and asked of the serpent, are you finishing that?"
2:00
PM Mr. Blue
"And
Steve from Accounting walketh in and said unto them, "my name
was on that"."
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
"And
the serpent called BS, and Steve balked saying how didst thou know."
"And
the serpent spake saying this is the Fruit of the Lord that He
licked, and you want it yourself."
"And
Steve protested that he did but want to try, and asked if it was
good."
"And
Eve and the serpent said 'although we know it was wicked to take of
The Lord's fruit, we also have knowledge that it is Good."
"And
Adam came in on break and asked what was up. And Eve said that
he ‘gotta try this’."
2:04
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
2:08
PM Mr. Silver
"And
Adam did try a piece and called it good though he liked his fruit
with some salt."
"And
he asked of Eve, didst thou bring this in, for it is good."
2:11
PM Mr. Silver
"And
Eve said nay, it is the fruit of The Lord. And Adam did look
upon the clock and saw that it was noon, and was sore afraid, for it
was the Lord's lunchtime, and the man and the woman were sore
afraid, but the serpent was back at his desk."
2:10
PM Mr. Blue
"And
Adam exclaimed, "If God is all knowing why didn't He foresee us
eating this fruit?" and Eve's mind was blown."
2:11
PM Mr. Amethyst
Actually
that reminds me of a question I heard: If God hates to see his
children suffer
and
is all knowing, then He must know lots of His children will sin, thus
suffer because He made those rules
So
perhaps God is a sadist.
2:12
PM Mr. Green
PERHAPS?!
2:12
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:12
PM Mr. Silver
I've
said it before...the Guy is making up a lot as He goes and wasn't
always very good at this.
He
isn't that great at it now either, but I believe...again...I pondered
in here that He might have given up a little like any burned out dad
just wanting a little peace.
2:13
PM Mr. Brown
“OK,
I'm going to make all these rules then put this fruit here, which I
know they will eat. And then I can punish them for thousands of
years. This is going to be fun!”
2:14
PM Mr. Silver
God
"I endow you with the blessing of free will and nothing
to do but eat, sleep, and boink. By the way, don't mess with
these two trees."
2:15
PM Mr. Brown
God
“And FREE WILL, which I'm sure you can handle at your age. (Eat
the fruit eat the fruit! You (and I) know you wanna!”)
God
“Well...I have to go... Have fun, kids!”
2:17
PM Mr. Silver
(2
weeks in...) Eve "Well...we've played with every animal and
plant except these two trees."
2:17
PM Mr. Amethyst
"played"
OHHHHHH
I
went there.
2:17
PM Mr. Brown
Yep,
you did.
Because
Adam ate the fruit and gave us dirty thoughts.
2:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
Adam
"So...do you want to try Life or Knowledge?"
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
Eve
"Are you kidding? I'm bored to tears here...live forever?
Heck with that!"
2:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
People
say apple but wasn't it a pomegranate?
Life
or knowledge? Is there a tree of titties?
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
Tree
of unending titties.
I
heard pomegranate too.
2:52
PM Mr. Silver
Point
of order...if the forbidden fruit of Knowledge was any fruit we could
eat now, we'd have smarter people.
2:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahahaha
2:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
"We
eat only the allowed fruits now...hence the quality level of the
American education system."
2:53
PM Mr. Silver
Do
you suppose psychopaths have just never tasted...like...a holy
banana?
2:54
PM Mr. Silver
"He's
not disturbed, Mrs Smith. His lack of conscience and his
strange interests in...frankly...foul
subjects is merely a nutritional deficiency. Here son...try
this."
"What
is it?"
"The
Forbidden Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. It's called an
orange...try."
(Munch)
"Like
it?"
"I…
feel."
"Excellent!
He'll be fine, Mrs. Smith – just give him one a day for a while."
2:56
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Mr.
Silver
The
original artist depiction of the so-called “Schnozzelsaurus”
showed the beast with thick glasses frames and a bushy black
mustache:
http://www.sci-news.com/paleontology/science-rhinorex-condrupus-new-herbivorous-dinosaur-utah-02158.html
10:02
AM Mr. Silver
"Noted
paleontologists say the Rhinorex schnoz far exceeds the nose size of
the previous and still famously disputed records held by
examples of the Durantesaurus, and the Cyranodebergerex."
10:10
AM Mr. Silver
(3d
animation of life in the late Cretaceous...majestic big nosed beasts
calling to each other...) "Hot cha cha cha! Hot cha
cha cha!" "Secret
woid? Secret woid?"
“Roxane…Rrrrrroxane.”
10:12
AM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
11:20
AM Mr. Brown
I
didn’t read the article, but did they say how they determined it
had a big nose?
11:22
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah…turns
out the skeleton has a big schnoz.
Mr.
Silver
11:57
AM Mr. Brown
So
we jump right to hippo?
11:58
PM Mr. Amethyst
I'd
guess turkey before hippo.
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
"Jimmi
Hoffa spotted in Chicago River"
Jimmy
"Jimi
Hendrix spotted in Chicago River"
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
the curse of Hungry Hungry", claimed Mary Ellsworth, late
employee of the Peltier
Marble Factory
of Ottawa Illinois, which closed in 2010 and was demolished earlier
this year."
"Workers
in marbles production had spotted mysterious shapes in the water all
the way back to 1927. After an unexplained robbery, one of the
guys joked it was a hippo that ate them and the legend was born."
12:05
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
Hungry Hungry, looking for marbles!"
12:17
PM Mr. Silver
Does
Chicago already have a river cryptid? I kind of like this
legend.
12:17
PM Mr. Amethyst
They
have “The Floater”.
12:29
PM Mr. Silver
Ah
yes, that one.
"Witnesses
describe the beast as roughly man-like in shape...navy blue to
charcoal gray skinned, sometimes with pinstripes...and floats lazily
down the river with the current."
12:34
PM Mr. Silver
"At
the nob-like end...the only part of The Floater to display
hair...is often 1 or 2 holes. These are assumed to be
blowholes..."
"The
creature is never observed to be breathing, however."
12:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
"The
Floater has never been seen to move any of its limbs, nor make any
audible sound. Cryptid investigators assume communication is
subsonic, though some alien investigators suspect telepathy."
12:36
PM Mr. Silver
"The
earliest reference to the monster, the phase 'floaters tell no
tales', dates back to the height of Prohibition days in old
Chicagoland."
12:37
PM Mr. Brown
Rasputin.
12:38
PM Mr. Silver
Rasputin
made it to Chicago and still lives in the river?
Clever
man.
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