11:36
AM Mr. Silver
"Security
experts suspect one of the passengers is probably responsible for the
incident, and are searching through available photographs for any
images of people who look, quote 'cold, angry, intense, perhaps
severely groomed."
11:38
AM Mr. Blue
We
need to photoshop that guy into pictures like the Hindenburg disaster
or Pearl Harbor.
11:38
AM Mr. Silver
Yes!
11:43
AM Mr. Silver
"While
others might show signs of fear, our ideal suspect might be possessed
of an intense glare of accomplishment or challenge, perhaps staring
right into security cameras or taking selfies while all around
degrades into chaos." said investigators.
11:43
AM Mr. Brown
Whoever
looks ready to go down with no fear is a suspect.
11:44
AM Mr. Silver
Definitely
that guy in the plaid shirt a row or two back then.
"Yeah
yeah, I'm putting the mask on...can I get that drink I ordered
10 minutes ago, please?"
11:45
AM Mr. Brown
Weird
about that guy in the plaid, because he looks like my dad. lol
11:46
AM Mr. Silver
So
much for his alibi
"Dad?
The gig is up..."
11:47
AM Mr. Blue
“We
know when you tell us you're going out to the shed you're secretly
flying around the US on Jet Blue.”
Mr.
Blue
Love
the comments on these articles.
Someone
here is saying “Children under 10 shouldn't be allowed on planes”.
Did
a kid crawl out on the wing and blow up the engine?
12:21
PM Mr. Silver
"Jet
Blue’s new '4-Alarm Chili Day' indefinitely cancelled
following incident."
"12:24
PM Mr. Blue
"At
Jet Blue, henchmen fly free."
12:27
PM Mr. Silver
"Passengers
are again advised that the captain has turned on the No Smoking
sign. Please immediately extinguish all cigarettes, cigars,
pipes and engines immediately!"
Mr.
Blue
What's
the point of a show about Gotham City, pre-Batman?
2:03
PM Mr. Silver
Beats
me.
2:05
PM Mr. Green
Yeah...
I don’t get it either... The reviews I read were bad. The show
won’t last long.
2:06
PM Mr. Silver
(reads
synopsis) "The uninteresting story of a young James Gordon
trying to solve the murder of Bruce Wayne's parents...which he
clearly never succeeded at, so this is the story of why Batman never
should have made friends with the guy."
(aging
Commish...working late. There's no sound but the familiar
creepiness crawls over him like a black cloak)
"You're
here."
"I'm
here...anything on the Wayne case?"
"No."
"You're
useless."
(Gordon
turns...no one is there.)
2:10
PM Mr. Blue
Hehe
I
guess it delves into the beginnings of some of the villains.
So
that'll be cool for about… 2 episodes.
7:43
AM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver, I got the forge set up.
7:51
AM Mr. Silver
What
are you going to forge?
Daggers?
Swords? Checks?
"Well,
it's done!"
Mrs.
Amethyst "What is it?"
"I
call it 'metal lump'."
"What
does it do?"
"Well...it's
like a sword."
"More
like a club."
"THAT
was the word! Yeah!"
7:57
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
I'm not sure yet.
I'm
just gonna hit some metal for now.
8:05
AM Mr. Silver
"Conan...when
you die, you will stand before Crom, and he will ask you the riddle
of steel."
"It's
just hitting metal for a while, yes father?"
"Yes
son. You have learned well."
Mr.
Silver
“When
state police checked his vehicle during that arrest, he had 11
weapons inside and a map of D.C. with a circle around the White
House.”
(officer)
"You planning a vacation in DC?"
"Uh...yeah."
"Here...lemme
circle this great restaurant for you."
9:15
AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
"What's
this skull and crossbones over the White House for?"
9:27
AM Mr. Silver
I
suppose I feel bad for the guy, but Bush is living in Dallas TX.
(SS
Agent at gate) "Yeah, there's a new guy living here now.
The fellow you want...got an atlas in your car? Cool.
(takes out Sharpie) Lives. Right around. Here...Preston Hollow.
No hard feelings on the cavity search, dude."
1:06
PM Mr. Mustard
Wowow!
Got to get some!
I'll
bet a fellow such as yourself would know the difference.
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
Nod...Mr.
Brown and I were giggling over it. I suggested he pass it along
to you.
12:59
PM Mr. Mustard
I
appreciate that.
Mr.
Silver
"It
was like good fully developed veal; not young but not quite beef."
You
know...”old veal”.
1:02
PM Mr. Mustard
Aged
to perfection.
So
we're descended from calves?
1:03
PM Mr. Silver
Veal
grade humans
Kept
in houses...fed special diets...
1:09
PM Mr. Brown
This
one is a well marinated “couch potato”.
He
sits here all day eating nothing but chips and drinking beer.
1:09
PM Mr. Silver
The
Kobe beef of human.
1:09
PM Mr. Silver
"I
advise you to skip on the 'hot dogs' sir (winks)"
1:10
PM Mr. Brown
The
other other white meat.
1:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
speakin
of erible ink, i need to finish mine
speking
of terrible*
speaking*
jesus
1:23
PM Mr. Silver
Speaking
of edible ink, I want my mock human burger to have "Mother"
on a banner over a heart on it.
1:23
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
Mr.
Amethyst
LOL
3:06
PM Mr. Mustard
On
the Menu today == Papa Burger, Momma Burger, and Kids Burger
You
will never go back to veal again
3:07
PM Mr. Silver
That's
the A&W burger menu names isn't it?
3:07
PM Mr. Mustard
They
change employees often, eh?
3:07
PM Mr. Silver
"A&W
is made of PEOPLE!"
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