Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Day 312 - Intense Investigation, The Kids Gotham Deserves, The Riddle Of Mr. Amethyst, Target Re-Acquired, and A&W Root Beef

11:36 AM Mr. Silver
"Security experts suspect one of the passengers is probably responsible for the incident, and are searching through available photographs for any images of people who look, quote 'cold, angry, intense, perhaps severely groomed." 
11:38 AM Mr. Blue
We need to photoshop that guy into pictures like the Hindenburg disaster or Pearl Harbor.
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
Yes!
11:43 AM Mr. Silver
"While others might show signs of fear, our ideal suspect might be possessed of an intense glare of accomplishment or challenge, perhaps staring right into security cameras or taking selfies while all around degrades into chaos." said investigators. 
11:43 AM Mr. Brown
Whoever looks ready to go down with no fear is a suspect.
11:44 AM Mr. Silver
Definitely that guy in the plaid shirt a row or two back then.
"Yeah yeah, I'm putting the mask on...can I get that drink I ordered 10 minutes ago, please?"
11:45 AM Mr. Brown
Weird about that guy in the plaid, because he looks like my dad. lol
11:46 AM Mr. Silver
So much for his alibi
"Dad?  The gig is up..."
11:47 AM Mr. Blue
We know when you tell us you're going out to the shed you're secretly flying around the US on Jet Blue.”
Mr. Blue
Love the comments on these articles.
Someone here is saying “Children under 10 shouldn't be allowed on planes”.
Did a kid crawl out on the wing and blow up the engine?
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
"Jet Blue’s new '4-Alarm Chili Day' indefinitely cancelled following incident."
"12:24 PM Mr. Blue
"At Jet Blue, henchmen fly free."
12:27 PM Mr. Silver
"Passengers are again advised that the captain has turned on the No Smoking sign.  Please immediately extinguish all cigarettes, cigars, pipes and engines immediately!"



Mr. Blue
What's the point of a show about Gotham City, pre-Batman?
2:03 PM Mr. Silver
Beats me.
2:05 PM Mr. Green
Yeah... I don’t get it either... The reviews I read were bad. The show won’t last long.
2:06 PM Mr. Silver
(reads synopsis) "The uninteresting story of a young James Gordon trying to solve the murder of Bruce Wayne's parents...which he clearly never succeeded at, so this is the story of why Batman never should have made friends with the guy."
(aging Commish...working late.  There's no sound but the familiar creepiness crawls over him like a black cloak)
"You're here."
"I'm here...anything on the Wayne case?"
"No."
"You're useless."
(Gordon turns...no one is there.)
2:10 PM Mr. Blue
Hehe
I guess it delves into the beginnings of some of the villains.
So that'll be cool for about… 2 episodes.



7:43 AM Mr. Amethyst
Mr. Silver, I got the forge set up.
7:51 AM Mr. Silver
What are you going to forge?
Daggers?  Swords?  Checks?
"Well, it's done!"
Mrs. Amethyst "What is it?"
"I call it 'metal lump'."
"What does it do?"
"Well...it's like a sword."
"More like a club."
"THAT was the word!  Yeah!"
7:57 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL I'm not sure yet.
I'm just gonna hit some metal for now.
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
"Conan...when you die, you will stand before Crom, and he will ask you the riddle of steel."
"It's just hitting metal for a while, yes father?"
"Yes son.  You have learned well."



Mr. Silver
When state police checked his vehicle during that arrest, he had 11 weapons inside and a map of D.C. with a circle around the White House.”
(officer) "You planning a vacation in DC?"
"Uh...yeah."
"Here...lemme circle this great restaurant for you."
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
"What's this skull and crossbones over the White House for?"
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
I suppose I feel bad for the guy, but Bush is living in Dallas TX.
(SS Agent at gate) "Yeah, there's a new guy living here now.  The fellow you want...got an atlas in your car?  Cool. (takes out Sharpie) Lives. Right around. Here...Preston Hollow.  No hard feelings on the cavity search, dude."



1:06 PM Mr. Mustard
Wowow! Got to get some!
I'll bet a fellow such as yourself would know the difference.
12:54 PM Mr. Silver
Nod...Mr. Brown and I were giggling over it.  I suggested he pass it along to you.
12:59 PM Mr. Mustard
I appreciate that.
Mr. Silver
"It was like good fully developed veal; not young but not quite beef."
You know...”old veal”.
1:02 PM Mr. Mustard
Aged to perfection.
So we're descended from calves?
1:03 PM Mr. Silver
Veal grade humans
Kept in houses...fed special diets...
1:09 PM Mr. Brown
This one is a well marinated “couch potato”.
He sits here all day eating nothing but chips and drinking beer.
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
The Kobe beef of human.
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
"I advise you to skip on the 'hot dogs' sir (winks)"
1:10 PM Mr. Brown
The other other white meat.
1:20 PM Mr. Amethyst
speakin of erible ink, i need to finish mine
speking of terrible*
speaking*
jesus
1:23 PM Mr. Silver
Speaking of edible ink, I want my mock human burger to have "Mother" on a banner over a heart on it.
1:23 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
Mr. Amethyst
LOL
3:06 PM Mr. Mustard
On the Menu today ==  Papa Burger, Momma Burger, and Kids Burger
You will never go back to veal again
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
That's the A&W burger menu names isn't it? 
3:07 PM Mr. Mustard
They change employees often, eh?
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
"A&W is made of PEOPLE!"

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