7:50
AM Mr. Brown
It
wouldn't surprise me if it is a picture of Christ.
8:00
AM Mr. Silver
(Waits
on Mr. Blue to look since this will probably be fun)
8:00
AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
lol
8:10
AM Mr. Silver
10
after 8, no Mr. Blue. Let's have a look at “Jesus”.
8:27
AM Mr. Silver
Yes,
there's certainly no possibility that that is a picture of "a
guy".
People
just don't hold their hands up in pictures...madness.
Also
Egyptians have never painted portraits of the deceased in their own
tombs...so...
8:48
AM Mr. Brown
I
figure if that an Egyptian believed in Christ at that time, then
maybe he would request a picture of him in his tomb.
8:49
AM Mr. Silver
No
aureole...
Coptic
Christian images of holy people always have an aureole.
Not
seeing one on this guy.
8:57
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm?
Meaning
nipples?
8:58
AM Mr. Silver
No.
The
glow around the head...the super-halo.
8:59
AM Mr. Brown
Ha
ha
I
figured that’s what you meant, but aureole sounds like you’re
talking about nips.
lol
9:11
AM Mr. Brown
Ha
ha!
“He
has curly hair, ok? So he is Jewish. And he is raising his
hands. Who isn’t Jewish and does that? It must be
Jesus.”
LOL
9:15
AM Mr. Silver
"raised
as if giving a blessing...or waving 'hi'...or maybe he's gay. I
mean, look at the head tilt, hair style, and the angle of the wrist.
Ok, it's not Jesus, just a gay Egyptian guy...sorry."
9:16
AM Mr. Brown
Flamer
Christ
Mr.
Silver
I
agree...if they were dead and in the Kingdom of Heaven, they can't be
taxed.
1:58
PM Mr. Strawberry
Yeah?
Make your own damn country like the Vatican, then talk to me about
it.
Hahaha
Tax
those bums!
1:58
PM Mr. Silver
As
soon as they hold up their end of the deal, the IRS will stop bugging
them.
1:59
PM Mr. Strawberry
Would
that mean that the IRS is supporting a mass suicide to make their
residential claim correct?
2:00
PM Mr. Silver
Is
one married couple a "mass"?
Mr.
Strawberry
I
don’t think it is.
But
if we are taking the Bible literally here, any gathering of two or
more is a church.
Honestly,
though, that's like saying “I am going to decide not to obey
government protocol. But I’m going to live within a clean city,
with paved roads and port authority buses, transportation, public
amenities with subsidized trash pickups and police stations and fire
departments… but pay for none of it.”
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
Apparently
that hit a nerve...a bunch of our sovereign team members signed out
while we were talking.
2:13
PM Mr. Brown
Haha!
That
sovereign citizen thing is dumb.
Mr.
Beige
Haha!
I think their shifts were done.
2:10
PM Mr. Silver
Bah...not
as entertaining that way.
My
wife's ex-brother-in-law tried to pull off the Sovereign thing years
ago. It went...poorly...
2:11
PM Mr. Strawberry
Great!
I’ll
start a fire in his house.
No
cops
No
fire department.
Good
luck!
LOL
(kidding
of course)
Mr.
Silver
Mrs. Silver was at the house when the police came to drive him to his new
living arrangements, pending him coming to an agreement with the
government about how sovereign he actually was.
She
described it as very entertaining. I wish I'd been there.
Mr.
Strawberry
What
were his new living arrangements? LOL
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
It
was a small apartment...just a bed and toilet...bars...
2:18
PM Mr. Strawberry
Got
ya. LOL.
And
still government subsidized... how the heck does that work? LOL
Mr.
Blue
My
family on both sides are weird mixes of tall & slender, and short
and stocky (but not fat).
Grandfather
was tall and slender... but he had brothers that were short and
stocky. Dad was short and stocky, but he had brothers that were
tall and slender.
12:28
PM Mr. Brown
I
was always very skinny as a child, well into my teen years.
12:28
PM Mr. Blue
Same.
When I went to friends’ houses their parents would try to
force feed me, thinking my mom wasn't feeding me enough.
12:32
PM Mr. Silver
"I'm
not hungry! I'm of peasant stock!"
12:33
PM Mr. Brown
Doctors
kept saying I was going to be 6’ 2”
Nope.
Didn't reach 6’. Close but did not get there.
I
don't think height can be predetermined: too many factors.
12:39
PM Mr. Silver
"We
have the numbers for you, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and I can see here the
estimated heig -- WOAH! Was one of your grandmas fooling around
with a Bigfoot in her child rearing years?"
12:39
PM Mr. Brown
Haha!
12:39
PM Mr. Silver
"What
is it doctor?"
"Well,
if all this adds up, he'll be 8'4", able to lift 780 lbs over
his head and...have your luxurious beard...ma'am."
12:45
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
1:03
PM Mr. Brown
I
would use that app.
1:34
PM Mr. Silver
Looks
like a “Disappointment App”.
1:38
PM Mr. Silver
"Perfectly
match the beer or wine type to your tastes, get ratings, and make an
informed decision! Then ask for it at your local bar and be
told they don't have it! Its not even in your state.
Or it causes sticker shock! Then put your phone away
and enjoy yet another Rolling Rock, KNOWING that it rated a 4."
1:40
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:41
PM Mr. Blue
Rarely
do I see a restaurant with a bunch of choices I’ve never had, or
never heard of before.
Usually
it's a bunch of macro breweries and maybe 1-2 no-namers.
1:42
PM Mr. Silver
And
now you can have a App to tell you that you shouldn't drink any of
them, Mr. Blue.
1:42
PM Mr. Blue
"Before
I choose between Coors or Miller, let me see what this app
suggests..."
1:43
PM Mr. Silver
(Showing
off new Sipsnapp App) "...and you can narrow it down even more
with checkable categories. It's really cool."
"All
you have checked are 'Not terrible', 'Cheap', and 'Not Faggy'."
"...Yeah...(sigh)..."
1:46
PM Mr. Brown
It
would work at a distributor.
1:47
PM Mr. Silver
Maybe.
Now
if the app had a way to tap it and order a six-pack be sent to your house,
or list anyone in 30 miles that stock what you want…that would be
useful.
Mr.
Gray
9:20
AM Mr. Silver
“How
dare
you? How dare
you accuse us, correctly, of wrong-doing and take appropriate if
harsh action?”
9:20
AM Mr. Blue
Heh!
Good
strategy by the Germans. Torpedo any ship once... if there are
munitions on board, they'll ignite and sink it.
9:21
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:21
AM Mr. Silver
A
U-Boat crew didn't have much option, really. Several hundred
determined civilians wouldn't have much trouble taking out a WWI sub
crew (30-40) if they decided to board and search...and that's if they were ballsy enough to risk confronting the armed men that would be aboard a disguised munitions ship.
9:21
AM Mr. Gray
Hey,
they were in the right if that’s true. The Brits used the incident
to pull the US into the war. Shady limey bastards!
9:22
AM Mr. Silver
Hey,
why not?
"We
could either fess up, or unleash Hell on the Hun...I'm sayin' Hell."
9:23
AM Mr. Gray
Germans:
"There were weapons of mass destruction on that ship! We had to
attack it."
Allies: "That’s a Lie! *mumbles* We should remember that excuse later.”
Allies: "That’s a Lie! *mumbles* We should remember that excuse later.”
9:25
AM Mr. Silver
"We're
telling you...that shipment of cheese was lethal!"
9:25
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
9:25
AM Mr. Silver
"The
cheddar was...sharp! Yeah! What choice did we have?"
9:37
AM Mr. Blue
The
Germans should have blamed an iceberg.
9:38
AM Mr. Silver
An
"eisberg" torpedo...
Captain
"We saw an eisberg hit and there was nothing we could do."
9:40
AM Mr. Gray
Yeah,
I read that and thought "So...the Germans were right and you
covered it up for 70 years. Nice move"
10:51
AM Mr. Gray
So
I found out they didn’t completely toss the Extended Universe for
“Star Wars IV”.
Several
aspects from the novels are in the new "Rebels" series.
10:59
AM Mr. Yellow
Nice.
10:59
AM Mr. Gray
I
was saying yesterday I expect Solo to die in this one.
Harrison
Ford wanted him killed off in Empire and Lucas talked him out of
it...so I could see him going "Ok JJ, I'll do it...BUT..."
Plus
Peter Mayhew can barely walk these days....so we may lose Chewy too.
It would be a HUGE dramatic slam to enforce fan hate against the
villain, and a good way to pass the Falcon on to his kid (who I'm
assuming is the lead female who was sitting between Ford and Fisher
in the round table pic they released).
I
could be totally wrong...but they said they want it to be dark and
gritty...so who knows.
11:06
AM Mr. Yellow
I
predict the best-selling movie ever, with the largest opening
weekend.
11:07
AM Mr. Gray
You
could be right. With the cast and Abrams...it could beat Avengers.
11:11
AM Mr. Yellow
I
will take a vacation and try to get midnight showing tickets.
11:17
AM Mr. Gray
I
know one thing....I expect it to be far better than the last trilogy.
The
second and Third movies were "Ok", but honestly I think the
Clone Wars cartoon was better.
11:30
AM Mr. Yellow
Yes.
11:33
AM Mr. Gray
The
writing was certainly better, that’s for sure.
11:33
AM Mr. Yellow
I
am sure JJ will do the franchise proud.
Better
then Lucas
11:35
AM Mr. Gray
Yeah
I think so too. Even when he did Trek, he slipped R2 in...I think he
would have rather done Star Wars from day 1. Lucas was a turd. LOL
Once
he got it into his head that his view was right and the people who
had previously been there to say "Umm..George, how about this
instead" were gone...PU, Stinkeroonie!
11:48
AM Mr. Gray
George
Lucas is ok for starter ideas, but he needs people to rein him
in...and that wasn’t happening in the last 3 movies.
11:59
AM Mr. Silver
Nope,
not at all.
That's
the other thing though...having heard some of the original
goofball plans, how much of “Star Wars” did he actually
write?
"Han
should be a lizard!" *
"Uh...George?
Hey! Han could shoot a lizardy guy!"
"Yeah! The
lizard guy could shoot first, and Han could blast him!"
"No,
Han is a hard bitten rogue; he would shoot first. George, work
with us please...we're good
at this."
"I
see Luke Starkiller as a midget!" *
(room
scoffs)
"What?"
"Star
Killer? Why not Planet Blower Upper?"
"I
like that"
"Luke
Planetblowerupper?!?"
"No...like,
we blow up one."
"Oh...
OH! Cool! Yeah!"
(*These
are all true - Han was originally a lizard, Luke a midget, and Luke's
surname was Starkiller...blech! – Mr. Silver)
12:06
PM Mr. Gray
Yeah...I
bought the first few comics of his "original story" and
frankly it was kind of crappy.
Mr.
Gray
I
could have sworn the dumbo octopus had longer tentacles.
2:43
PM Mr. Blue
If
I saw that by myself with nobody to assure me it was a known species,
I’d be pretty weirded out. Same with the blanket octopus.
2:47
PM Mr. Silver
(Looks)
2:54
PM Mr. Silver
I
finally got to see them all. The fish on page 3 looks like it's
realized it's seeing God.
3:08
PM Mr. Silver
"What
happened to you, Charlie? You’re shaking all over."
"I
was...out…past the big black rock..."
"It's
all black this deep...what are you talking about? Make SENSE,
fish!"
"There
was this light..."
"Bioluminescence,
whatever..."
"NO!
It was bright! REALLY bright! That's what I went to see,
that's how I know the rock is black. This sand under
us...(whispers)...it's yellow."
"Oh
shut up with that crap, Charlie!"
"I'm
telling you...I looked into the biggest light from the biggest fish
I've ever seen and all was revealed! I...I think it was GOD!"
(Conclude
whatever parallels in religious history you like at this point.)
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
Years
later, Charlie’s faithful recognize each other by using a crudely
drawn 2 curve representation of a fish with headlights and a prop on
the tail.
3:27
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:27
PM Mr. Silver
I
think I'll make that one for my car.
3:28
PM Mr. Gray
That’s
right up there with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3:30
PM Mr. Silver
We
just need some info on the sub and we've got a religion on our hands.
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