Mr.
Silver
(Reads
email about Kudos Award)
“Winner:
Mick Woolslayer”
Mr.
Silver
Wool
Slayer!
1:59
PM Mr. Brown
I
think we talked about that before. LOL
Rock
scream singing "WOOL SLAYER !!! I slay the wool so you don't
get cool!”
2:00
PM Mr. Blue
Mort
tried asking him what his name means and he wasn't really receptive.
2:00
PM Mr. Silver
(heroic
music...brass, drums) "In a time of legends, before the
3rd dynasty of the Aquilonians...HE came."
"The
scourge of Hell, the sheep, had ravaged the land from the Sea of
Spiders to the south, to the Ice Teeth in the north..."
I'm
picturing a campaign to subjugate the demons, resulting in our
current passive quadruped friends.
But
I'm too busy to write it.
2:05
PM Mr. Brown
All
I can keep coming up with is a Metal anthem called Wool Slayer
“WOOOOOOOLLL
SLAYYYYYER! EEE AAAAARRRRRRRR!”
2:05
PM Mr. Silver
We'll
fit it in the movie.
Mr.
Blue
“I
remember the First War - the way the sky burned, the faces of sheep
destroyed. I saw a third of our flock banished, and the
creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched wool fall. But
now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are
mortal to steal the dark sweaters, to serve our cause. I have always
obeyed, but I never thought the wool slaying would happen again.”
2:08
PM Mr. Brown
He
stands at the crest of the the hill, at the top of the battlefield;
wearing his black woolen sweater and sheep's head helmet, holding the
biggest lamb chop ever seen.
Mr.
Brown
11:31
AM Mr. Silver
"China's
Maltese tiger is considered so rare partially because Malta is not in
China, and partially because there are no tigers in Malta."
11:31
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:32
AM Mr. Silver
"Underneath
the blue and black stripes, the Maltese tiger is rumored to be made
of gold and jewels, and has been sought for many years by gangster
types in old movies."
11:33
AM Mr. Blue
"The
scruff dreams are made of"
meh
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
You
tried.
Mr.
Silver
So
Mr. Green indulged in a couple hours of Fox News to see how bad it is
last night.
Mr.
Green
It's
disturbing...truly disturbing. I spent a couple hours watching it
last night just see what they were saying about the shutdown, debt
limit, etc., compared to MSNBC and CNN. Anyone that watches Fox News
has to truly be a hateful idiot.
7:11
AM Mr. Green
They
really blame the President for EVERYTHING... bad mouth him at every
turn.
7:13
AM Mr. Green
You
know how I know the President is a decent guy? He hasn't had Rupert
Murdock killed. I would if I was him...
7:16
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
Point.
7:29
AM Mr. Green
LMAO!
This was what I was watching last night...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/09/the-only-thing-crazier-than-the-shutdown-is-fox-news-coverage-of-it/
8:06
AM Mr. Silver
Loonies
8:11
AM Mr. Silver
However
you talk to that type and they seem to all be like
that.
"All
the stuff I
get is my God given right! I can't believe the corrupt gummint
hands out to them."
(for example)
9:36
AM Mr. Silver
Mrs
Silver's sister and her ex are like that.
9:36
AM Mr. Brown
Its
my God given right to have public money given to me, but not them.
9:36
AM Mr. Silver
Friend
of ours and her husband are like that too.
"They're
cutting a bunch of funding for my kid's special needs. We were
having trouble as it was."
Mrs.
Silver "Stop voting Republican, Christie. They're the ones
always screaming to cut your stuff."
"Welllll....."
9:36
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
I
read that on Facebook almost weekly.
People
think that, like, most or even all of our tax dollars go to people
that sit on the couch and watch TV all day.
I
forget what percentage of our taxes even goes towards welfare (let
alone what percentage of welfare recipients abuse the system) but
it's miniscule.
Taxes
go to important things like roads and police and fire and schools.
I
think that's a basic concept that most conservatives do not
understand.
9:43
AM Mr. Blue
"I
just saw someone at the grocery store buying steaks with food stamps.
I’m SO GLAD my tax dollars are going towards that!!"
9:43
AM Mr. Silver
Mrs
Silver's sister "Cut all these handouts to these people!
They just abuse it and then have more kids!"
"How's
it going with your 3 kids and that WIC stuff?"
"Great!
It really helps!"
9:44
AM Mr. Blue
Well
*they* don't abuse it, but everyone else
does, you see?
9:45
AM Mr. Silver
I'm
sure!
Mr.
Silver
Must
be in a mood...cupcakes coming around for the party.
(overheard
behind me) "I'll
put on gloves and start passing them out."
(My
mind going paranoid) "Gloves!? Why do you need to wear
gloves!? What kind of cupcakes ARE these!?!?"
3:01
PM Mr. Blue
You
misheard. It's YELLOW cakes.
3:02
PM Mr. Silver
Katzenjammer
is building a BOMB!
3:03
PM Mr. Blue
WARNING:
do not stare directly into cupcakes.
3:05
PM Mr. Silver
Caution:
Follow Alpha and Beta radiation protocols when handling cupcakes.
3:05
PM Mr. Brown
Caution:
These cupcakes are hot.
3:06
PM Mr. Blue
"Why
is my cupcake glowing?"
3:06
PM Mr. Blue
If
blisters, vomiting or hair loss occurs, please see your supervisor.
9:31
AM Mr. Blue
I
never got into Sherlock, but I like detective stuff.
Poirot
is cool.
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
I
think Moriarty's biggest claim to fame is probably because he was the
only named villain worth writing a pop play, film or TV
show about.
PBS
can do a Sherlock series with a lot of uninspiring villain names...
But
if Hollywood was to try "Sherlock Holmes and the Fatal Plot of
Some Guy Named Jim", it isn't gonna sell tickets.
9:33
AM Mr. Blue
Are
there any good Sherlock Holmes movies that either aren't watered down
for censorship reasons or over-the-top like Downey's?
9:34
AM Mr. Silver
"Murder
By Decree"
Decidedly
nasty.
Sherlock
hunts Jack the Ripper.
9:35
AM Mr. Blue
Cool.
9:35
AM Mr. Silver
When
you watch it, you'll find it very familiar, unfortunately.
9:35
AM Mr. Blue
Why's
that? People ripped it off?
9:36
AM Mr. Gray
"The
Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" for the win.
9:36
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
that's a good one.
9:36
AM Mr. Silver
The
“original” graphic novel that was turned into the Johnny Depp
movie “From Hell” clearly plagiarized it, and no one said
anything.
9:36
AM Mr. Blue
I've
seen “From Hell” a few times, its not bad.
It
shows his drug habits and the nastier side of investigations.
9:45
AM Mr. Blue
I
haven't seen haven't seen "The
Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother".
I
went looking for some Clint Eastwood movies on Netflix.
There
are more Clint Howard movies than there are Clint Eastwood movies.
9:53
AM Mr. Silver
"Clint Eastwood and Clint Howard together at last as Sherlock and Watson!"
9:54
AM Mr. Blue
Jesus...
9:58
AM Mr. Blue
"Clint
Eastwood and Clint Howard in 'The Good, the Bad and the Supremely
Ugly'."
9:58
AM Mr. Silver
Howard's
Watson - "Holmes, I don't doubt your conclusions...no one
does. But we can never prove it in court."
Moriarty
"And, as I still profess my innocence, that is the way the cards
fall. An excellent game, Holmes, but I'm afraid I walk free.."
Eastwood's
Holmes - "You forgot my trump card. (pulls out revolver, blasts
Moriarty). Yeah...good game..."
10:01
AM Mr. Brown
My
name is DracuBLAH.
10:01
AM Mr. Silver
I'd
watch that film.
I'd
watch both the Sherlock and vampire one, really.
Who
are you casting as DracuBLAH?
10:02
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm.
That's a good one to think hard about.
10:02
AM Mr. Blue
Clint
Howard, obviously.
10:02
AM Mr. Silver
Gold!
10:03
AM Mr. Blue
Investigator
"Very distinctive bite marks.. looks like they were bitten by a
woodchuck."
10:03
AM Mr. Blue
How
about a romantic comedy where Taylor Lautner and Clint Howard compete
for the affections of.. let's say.. Julianne Hough?
10:04
AM Mr. Brown
No.
Halle Berry.
10:04
AM Mr. Blue
Too
old.
10:04
AM Mr. Brown
That’s
the point. Go the other way with it for once.
10:04
AM Mr. Blue
Well
then, make it.... Judi Dench.
10:04
AM Mr. Brown
OK,
so Clint Howard is DracuBLAH...and Lautner is VAN Helsing.
10:05
AM Mr. Blue
Always
a loud emphasis on VAN.
10:05
AM Mr. Brown
Right
LOL
We
need to throw in a Frankenstein.
10:06
AM Mr. Silver
Woody
Allen as Frank Stein
10:06
AM Mr. Blue
Neurotic
New York scientist, re-animating his dead relationships and regretting it.
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