Mr.
Yellow
Gah!
They had the garage door open here for 20 minutes, and now it will
not warm back up in here.
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
That
sucks.
11:06
AM Mr. Yellow
Yep
Doing
a report and my hands are freezing.
11:07
AM Mr. Silver
11:08
AM Mr. Green
Yep,
my fingers are numb just from smoking.
11:09
AM Mr. Yellow
I
wish I had a candle.
11:10
AM Mr. Green
I
wish I didn’t feel like Cratchit working here...
11:15
AM Mr. Silver
"One
more employee review like that, Green Cratchit, and you'll be
celebrating Christmas by losing your situation!"
"…or
just celebrating..."
"WHAT
WAS THAT!?!"
"Nothing
sir."
11:16
AM Mr.
Green
LMAO!
Mr.
Brown
1:29
PM Mr. Brown
OK.
They need an elven maiden with giant knockers over a tag line “I
need a hero”.
I
must play that game.
LOL
1:30
PM Mr. Gray
A
holodeck would add a totally new dimension to "Hey guys, I wrote
up a new D&D adventure to play!"
1:31
PM Mr. Silver
Eh.
The first axe swing and there would be a hole in the screen
"Got
him!"
1:32
PM Mr. Blue
Why
would you ever leave the holodeck?
I’d
just live in one.
1:39
PM Mr. Silver
"Every
time I turn off the lights and get in bed, I wake up the next morning
and find I'm on the floor under it."
The
food is better out here, for one.
1:40
PM Mr. Brown
I
just wish I had a machine that made me whatever I wanted, food and
drink wise.
That
would be awesome.
“Protein
shake and some chicken, please.”
Beep
boop! Ding!
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
"Not
mixed together this time."
1:41
PM Mr. Blue
You
could have anything and you'd ask for a protein shake and
chicken?
I
have protein shakes and chicken already.
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
"Unicorn
steak, please."
1:42
PM Mr. Blue
"How
about some scalding-hot ramen and a flat diet coke."
1:43
PM Mr. Silver
I've
had that meal, Mr. Blue.
1:43
PM Mr. Blue
"A
piece of moldy bread and I’ll just eat around the mold. Thanks."
1:44
PM Mr. Silver
Will
the blog readers get that last reference...that's my question.
"The
house from Hansel and Gretel, please. Ooo! But made of bacon!"
1:45
PM Mr. Brown
“I
would like Gretel from that recent movie, please.”
Ding!
“Thank
you, machine!”
LOL
1:48
PM Mr. Blue
1:48
PM Mr. Brown
Yes
8:42
AM Mr. Blue
Mr.
Brown, you always end up starting some shit when you're out.
8:44
AM Mr. Brown
I
know.
All
I do is sit there and eat my food and shit happens.
Let’s
just say I’m always there for the shit.
LOL
8:53
AM Mr. Silver
Isn't
that the sequel to "Everybody Poops"?
"All I
Do is Sit There and Eat My Food and Shit Happens" by Minna Unchi
9:59
AM Mr. Brown
Hey,
you see that article about the guy that survived at sea for 13 months
on turtle blood?
9:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah.
LOL
9:59
AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
Sounds made-up.
9:59
AM Mr. Brown
You
will get water from that, but I don't think it would be enough.
10:00
AM Mr. Blue
He
looks pretty...rotund.
10:01
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
he doesn't seem very messed up.
He
must have had somebody else with him and he ate him, which is why he
“doesn't remember anything.”
10:05
AM Mr. Silver
"I
survived on nothing but turtle that I caught with my own hands...oh,
and the stuff in the galley."
"Stuff?"
"All
the canned goods and stuff. Man...I always felt so stuffed. I
musta put on 30 pounds."
7:51
AM Mr. Brown
7:58
AM Mr. Silver
@
Brown I've pooped a brick, does that count?
7:58
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
think somebody is faking it.
7:58
AM Mr. Silver
No!
Can't be!
7:58
AM Mr. Brown
Well,
they always seem to do that: cry blood, cry rocks, next lets cry
salt!
7:58
AM Mr. Silver
Cry
eyeballs!
7:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
Eww!
Creyeballs!
10:09
AM Mr. Blue
Why
are they naming snow storms? I don't remember this even last year.
10:10
AM Mr. Amethyst
Nah.
Just
sensationalism.
"Hey,
its gonna snow a lot" vs "Hey! Mega-storm Maximus is about
to destroy the Northeast!"
10:15
AM Mr. Blue
Yep.
It
kind of sucks though, because when something actually serious happens
they'll have no way of raising the alarm.
"Folks,
we were just being dramatic before. But this one is actually going to
be catastrophic!"
10:21
AM Mr. Brown
“BAZINGAPOCALYPSE!”
10:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Blue, you're right. If they keep telling us the world is ending, what
will they say when its actually ending?
10:22
AM Mr. Brown
They
will just post “FUBAR” on all the TV channels and head for
shelter.
With
a crawler: "If you can read this you're not dead yet, but you
will be soon."
10:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
LMAO
10:25
AM Mr. Brown
Cut
to weather man outside during the apocalypse.
"Yes,
I can hear you! Well, what we've got right now is loud screaming and
brimstone! Fire is falling from the sky and the dead are walking!
Later this afternoon we have a 10% chance of rain! Back to you!”
10:28
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:46
AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
10:49
AM Mr. Blue
"Thanks
Chuck... That rain will be a nice change from all the brimstone. And
now our top story tonight: a city councilman accused of
embezzlement..."
Mr.
Brown
1.5
ton cocoa Pope
1:11
PM Mr. Blue
Yum!
1:13
PM Mr. Silver
Mmmm...Evil
chocolate pope.
Look
at that expression on its face.
Pope
"It is beautiful. How did you craft it?"
Artist
"With the help of Satan and that stolen pope blood that was
reported in the news. Oh...you meant what tools and
such...um...heh."
Pope
"It seems a shame to eat it."
Artist
"After the full moon tonight, you won't have to worry about
it.”
Headline:
"Pope Suffers Delicious Assassination At Hands Of Chocolate
Golem"
1:26
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
10:50
AM Mr. Brown
I
watched “Man of Tai Chi”
Everybody
spoke in there respective languages.
11:59
AM Mr. Silver
All
of them spoke in their native language? I can just imagine the
subtitles.
"You
cannot defeat me!"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"I
didn't catch that."
"Do
you speak Mandarin? Does anyone here speak Mandarin?"
"What?
Do you speak Korean?"
"What
was that?"
12:02
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
12:06
PM Mr. Silver
"Action
A+, dialogue F" - Boston Globe
"Much
more entertaining with the subtitles off" - Medved Report
Mr.
Silver
These
bits of folklore always get me.
3:06
PM Mr. Silver
“One
legend says that a man named Bunyip broke the Rainbow Serpent's
greatest law by eating his totem animal. Banished by the good
spirit, Biami, the man became an evil spirit that lured tribesmen and
their livestock into the water so he could eat all of them.”
So...the
bunyip’s "punishment" was to live on and kill people and
livestock.
Um...Might
I suggest a lightning bolt to the face as a better plan?
"You
committed an act so foul and so evil that I'm...MAKING
YOU AN IMMORTAL KILLER! Now you'll be sorry!"
Those
myths are full of stuff like that.
3:12
PM Mr. Brown
If
killing is something that he hates, then it’s a good punishment.
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
I
suppose that might be a good punishment for him, Mr. Brown,
but it doesn't work out for anyone else.
"The
death toll is already up to 15, but I'm so glad the gods didn't let
that bastard get off easy with death or imprisonment."
Somewhere
along in the Christian era, the Devil character started giving these
Immortal Killer rewards, but the older stuff is just backwards.
3:20
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
As a Devil gift instead of a punishment, it makes sense.
“You do nice work. Here, do it forever and be even better at
it.”
12:34
PM Mr. Brown
Code
Hobo, Code Hobo
12:49
PM Mr. Silver
Rodger
on Code Hobo - What's your emergency?
12:49
PM Mr. Brown
Tablecloth
bundles on sticks everywhere.
12:51
PM Mr. Silver
Copy.
Do we have an assessment on patched baggy pants and cooking over open
fires in bean cans? Over.
12:51
PM Mr. Brown
Negative.
Clean clothes and hair.
12:54
PM Mr. Blue
"Breaker
breaker this is Team Hobo. I’m covered in bread crumbs
and I’m wearing a bean can as a hat with the can's lid as the bill
of the hat. Over."
12:55
PM Mr. Silver
"Verify
clean clothes and hair. Is this a Code Hobo or Code Hipster?
Please advise. Over."
(@
Blue - nice touch on the can hat, BTW)
12:55
PM Mr. Blue
"Wearing
a barrel with suspenders. Over."
12:56
PM Mr. Blue
(I
wonder if at any point in time someone actually wore a barrel out of
necessity.)
12:58
PM Mr. Silver
1:13
PM Mr. Blue
Interesting.
Mr.
Blue
Chip
Hoover is over the wall saying he wishes he had a maneuver named
after him – The Hoover Maneuver.
11:19
AM Mr. Amethyst
"Hold
on babe, this is called The Hoover"
11:20
AM Mr. Silver
A
rather uni-sex sounding maneuver.
"Oooo...that
sounds kinky. Go ahead. AUGH!!!!!!!! OWWWW
OWWW!!!!"
11:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
…wait
for it…
11:21
AM Mr. Silver
"Sorry...left
the beater bar on. Just a sec."
11:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:21
AM Mr. Silver
"Don't
stop!"
"Gotta
empty the bag. Be right back."
11:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
LMAO
11:22
AM Mr. Blue
"Where’d
you put the couch attachment?"
11:22
AM Mr. Brown
"Hold
on - running little rough. Gotta check the dip stick."
11:24
AM Mr. Silver
(And
the gag comes to a screeching halt...)
Dip
stick? On a Hoover?
11:24
AM Mr. Brown
Sorry.
I meant belt.
LOL
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