2:32
PM Mr. Brown
I’m
going to get my new glasses after work.
Then
I’m officially a hipster because of the style and color of them.
lol
2:43
PM Mr. Blue
Turtle
shell, kinda.
2:43
PM Mr. Brown
Right.
2:43
PM Mr. Blue
I
think hipsters these days aren't wearing the plastic frames.
They’re
wearing pince-nez that they found in an attic store.
2:44
PM Mr. Silver
I
was four-eyed before it was cool. When it went mainstream I
stopped wearing them all the time.
Get
monocles; one for each eye, big black ribbon for each.
2:45
PM Mr. Brown
I
need to be even cooler and attach the old “Jerk” nose piece from
the movie.
2:45
PM Mr. Blue
You
should get some steampunk glasses with interchangeable magnifying
lenses.
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
Brass,
leather, jewels, adjustment wheels…
2:46
PM Mr. Brown
Those
have to be heavy on the face.
2:46
PM Mr. Blue
2:58
PM Mr. Silver
Oooh....I
like that.
How
about glasses frames that look like a stereotypical robber mask?
I
just wanted sunglasses with two Xs for lenses, myself.
3:00
PM Mr. Silver
How
about one tinted red, the other blue?
3:00
PM Mr. Brown
Ever-ready
3D glasses!
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
Right!
They wouldn't cause too much damage. And you're already
gettin' old and blind, so go for it!
3:02
PM Mr. Blue
How
about a pair of glasses that looks like that big contraption you
stick your head in at the eye doctor?
3:03
PM Mr. Silver
I
like that, Mr. Blue.
3:08
PM Mr. Silver
A
propeller beanie suspending a hoop-shaped lens at eye-level, so that
no matter which way you turned, "glasses" would be in front
of your eyes.
Much
easier on your ears and nose.
3:09
PM Mr. Silver
Small
telescopes.
3:18
PM Mr. Blue
3:18
PM Mr. Brown
Yes,
when I go blind, I will get me some of those.
lol
3:20
PM Mr. Silver
I
envision a feature attached to the frame, consisting of a powerful
spring connected to 2 swing arms, with your choice at the ends:
daggers, red-hot pokers, or index fingers.
Disabling
the spring costs extra.
Mr.
Silver
Ah...in
the background Xmas music at the office I'm talking to...my favorite
sarcastic Christmas song lyric.
"It's
the holiday season! (the holiday season!) So
whoop-dee-do!"
Has
anyone ever used “whoop dee doo” for anything good?
11:37
AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
It
must have been heart-felt at some point, along with "la-dee-da".
11:37
AM Mr. Silver
"It's
the holiday season! (the holiday season!) Pffffffffft!"
11:38
AM Mr. Blue
"It’s
the holiday season! (the holiday season!) *does jack off
motion*
11:38
AM Mr. Silver
Mine
was an eyeroll and spinning finger in my head but yes, that's a good image.
Mr.
Brown
That
manshe was crazy.
I
really could not tell what that was.
Was
it a woman with too much testosterone, or was this a man once?
11:43
AM Mr. Silver
“Call
me Miss Man.”
11:43
AM Mr. Brown
Sometimes
I feel like asking because it bugs me not knowing.
lol
11:54
AM Mr. Silver
"Wail
of the Manshe"
"Related
to the Banshee - or 'little washer by the ford' - the Manshe - or
'little tranny on the corner' - is quite the different creature in
behavior."
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
"Both
known for their wailing, while the banshee's portends a death in the
near future, the manshe's wail generally causes confusion as the
robust tones leave the feminine form."
12:01
PM Mr. Silver
"One
variety of Banshee, a vampiric type, is described as a willowy female
with a long tail peeking from the bottom of her skirt."
"The
Manshe is described as a female which, upon lifting its skirt,
reveals a similar tail-like...um...thing...in the front.
You know what I’m talking about…"
12:07
PM Mr. Silver
(Somewhere
out there Katherine Briggs is rolling in her grave)
Mr.
Blue
The
more I dig into the Dyatlov Pass Incident, the more I realize that a
lot of the spookier stuff didn't actually happen.
It’s
still a cool story.
I’m
thinking someone caught someone with someone else in bed and flipped.
Threatened
'em with a knife, blocked the exit…a few of the party scattered.
Everyone else went looking for them. Hypothermia. Death.
Or
a yeti genetically
engineered by the soviet government.
8:19
AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
A yeti makes more sense.
8:19
AM Mr. Silver
"Also
unexplained was the presence of a hockey mask and overalls - large
enough for a 7' man - whose body was never located in the pass."
8:19
AM Mr. Brown
Yes,
Mr. Silver, this is the incident the movie franchise started on.
LOL
The
location and names were changed to protect the victims.
8:21
AM Mr. Silver
Producer
- "Instead of a mountain, we'll use a lake. Instead of it
being cold, we'll make it summer. Instead of hiking we’ll
make it a campground."
8:22
AM Mr. Silver
I
wonder what the investigation would be like after something like
“Friday the 13th”.
8:23
AM Mr. Silver
(Sergeant)
"'N'other body Captain. This one has an arrow through
the back of the neck."
8:23
AM Mr. Silver
(Captain)
"Lemme see it...um...this isn't possible."
(Sergeant)
“What do you mean?”
8:24
AM Mr. Silver
(Captain)
“Well, he is on a camp bed, yes? Assuming someone could even get
under one undetected, this killer then thrust a 3' long arrow through
it, a spine and a neck, which would not only take superhuman
strength, combined with a fine grip, combined with a bizarre wrist
angle, plus a big enough hole in the floor for the length of the
arrow...which, BTW, would have to pass through the killer's
body to go through at the required angle. And that's only if the
victim was held rigidly enough not to roll out of the way...so the
killer must have had an accomplice to
hold the head steady, or wrapped
his...(considers)...approximately 6' long arm around from below.”
8:29
AM Mr. Brown
Trivial
details when making a horror flick.
LOL
8:32
AM Mr. Silver
(Captain)
"And so, sergeant, what we're really looking at is a willing or
unaware victim, who was standing with his back to a vertical
camp bed and someone in front of him holding him steady. Then
the arrow was thrust through by a portable mechanism strong enough to
do it, and then the bed was quickly levered back to the floor before
blood could launch, approximately all over here...and there is none."
(Sergeant)
“Hmmm.”
(Officer)
"N'other body, Captain."
(Captain)
"I’ll be right over. Right...get photographs of all this
bullshit."
8:35
AM Mr. Brown
“Also
sir, this is Kevin Bacon. He is in many other films, so I’m
not sure how he survived this.”
8:35
AM Mr. Blue
lol
Mr.
Brown
LOL
LOL LOL LOL KUNTZ
lol
1:32
PM Mr. Blue
Huh?
1:33
PM Mr. Brown
The
recent emails.
She
typed Alicia Kuntz
Instead
of Koontz
1:34
PM Mr. Silver
Because
her name is Kuntz
1:34
PM Mr. Brown
What
what?
1:34
PM Mr. Silver
How
long have you worked here?
1:35
PM Mr. Blue
They
spelled it Koontz by mistake… Her name is Kuntz. Nothing funny
there.
1:35
PM Mr. Brown
Well,
I have a dirty mind. I see Kuntz.
1:36
PM Mr. Silver
"I
see Kuntz. They're everywhere...they don't even know that
they're Kuntz. Except her...she knows what she
is."
Mr.
Brown
Hmm
Supposedly
this is in old time homemade ice cream recipes.
3:16
PM Mr. Gray
I've
heard of it.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
I’ve
seen the packets.
3:20
PM Mr. Silver
(reads)
"What is in “junket” anyw--blehhhhhhh… Perhaps this
“syllabub” thing is more appetiz----ick! That’ll teach me
to stick with good ol’ Jell-- oh my GOD!”
3:21
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
There
are some foods, I'd rather not think about much.
3:21
PM Mr. Blue
I’m
glad I didn't live back then.
3:22
PM Mr. Silver
"This
tastes awesome! (reads recipe) This is awful!"
3:24
PM Mr. Blue
Imagine
if you gave someone from the Middle Ages a cupcake.
Their
head would explode.
3:42
PM Mr. Brown
Ok.
New hottest pepper is the Carolina Reaper.
3:42
PM Mr. Silver
Eat
two: One for me, one for you.
What
hospital do you use?
3:43
PM Mr. Blue
You
can't even handle those with your bare hands.
I
see no point.
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
There
isn't one.
3:43
PM Mr. Blue
It’s
just not food anymore.
3:43
PM Mr. Brown
It’s
food.
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
I
disagree.
3:43
PM Mr. Blue
Its
food like bleach is food.
3:44
PM Mr. Brown
It’s
just defending itself from being eaten.
3:44
PM Mr. Silver
It
is toxic and makes you sick, possibly dead.
So
is alcohol...I just like it because it doesn't hurt.
3:45
PM Mr. Blue
Alcohol
has positive benefits and is probably safer.
3:45
PM Mr. Brown
So
does peppers
3:45
PM Mr. Blue
Not
the Carolina Reaper.
3:45
PM Mr. Gray
That
pepper is insane though: 2million+ on the Scoville scale.
It’s
not a flavor at that point...it’s a dare.
3:46
PM Mr. Silver
Cayenne
has positive benefits too, but it's not going to fold you over with
cramps before the "ejection" phase.
3:46
PM Mr. Brown
I
ate that ghost pepper jerky. It was fun til the next day.
3:46
PM Mr. Silver
I'll
take a hangover...thanks.
3:46
PM Mr. Brown
It
did feel like my as was shitting razor blades, but it was good going
down.
lol
3:49
PM Mr. Blue
There
are probably toxic chemicals that do less damage in the same dosage
as one of those peppers.
Would
you rather drink a half cup of laundry detergent or eat one Carolina
Reaper?
3:50
PM Mr. Gray
Agreed.
It probably would hurt less.
I'd
be happy to watch Mr. Brown eat one of the peppers though.
3:51
PM Mr. Silver
Yup.
Challenge
issued.
3:51
PM Mr. Blue
Same.
I’ll
buy it.
3:52
PM Mr. Gray
We
should start a YouTube page and do a program called "What Will
Mr. Brown Eat?" and let people send in suggestions.
Then
record meals and show the look on his face.
3:52
PM Mr. Silver
“The
Online Geek Sideshow”
Mr.
Gray
Perfect
name.
3:53
PM Mr. Silver
Well...yes...he'd literally be a
carnival geek on line. We should start traditionally, I think,
with chicken heads.
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