Mr.
Brown
Crap!
I got Roxanne stuck in my head again.
LOL
It's
an OK beat to have in the head though.
Its
funny when people try to sing that song.
Its
linked to Sting's voice so much that nobody else can really sing it
well.
9:19
AM Mr. Blue
I
hate that song
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
"RAAAAHK zan! You don't have
to put on theee red tights!”
“RAAHK zan! You don't have to
put on theee head lice!"
"I love you since I do ya...my
wooden cockatoo yeah!"
"Smell you once, I won't smell you
again...it's a bouquet!"
9:28
AM Mr. Blue
What's
with his fake Jamaican accent too?
9:40 AM Mr. Silver
I'm rather hoping these lyrics F up
your earworm, Mr. Brown...plus I like to filk lyrics.
9:46
AM Mr. Blue
I
can't even hear the verses in my head, just the annoying chorus.
9:47
AM Mr. Blue
Have
you ever heard the similarities between Buffalo Soldier and the
Banana Splits Song?
“tra
la la, tra la-a la, tra la la la la la-la la”
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
Clearly both a rip-off of “Deck the
Halls”.
10:00
AM Mr. Blue
Hehe
Mr.
Brown
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
"(pictured) Three crocodiles
disguised as sticks basking on harmless log."
10:33
AM Mr. Blue
It
only took 'em 55 million years to learn the trick.
10:56
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
LOL
Mr.
Mustard
A
favorite saying of Rizzo — "Pigs get fat; hogs get
slaughtered" — and added they shouldn't be hogs.
2:58 PM Mr. Silver
Which Rizzo?
2:59
PM Mr. Mustard
Bell
CA former city manager.
2:59 PM Mr. Silver
Ah.
Mr.
Mustard
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
Well...apparently Rizzo was just
reclassified as a hog.
3:04
PM Mr. Mustard
Deep
roasted, at that.
3:06 PM Mr. Silver
She marinated in her own juices during
the sentencing.
3:06
PM Mr. Mustard
Brings
to mind another saying: 'Sweating like a Pig!'
3:07 PM Mr. Silver
Sweating like a Rizzo!
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
Long Rizzo
3:18
PM Mr. Mustard
Rizzo-to
with mushrooms.
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
Short Ribzzo.
Mr.
Brown
Anybody
else feeling fluctuations in gravity?
1:51
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yes.
I
feel like I can jump 2 inches higher.
(Sarcasm)
1:51 PM Mr. Silver
2 inches? Then we're all dead.
2:00 PM Mr. Silver
"Africa flung free from planet
Earth. Yes, you heard me. Africa. Full details at
11."
2:01
PM Mr. Brown
Its
just, sometimes if I stand really still, I start swaying and it feels
like I’m feeling the earth moving.
2:01
PM Mr. Blue
“In
other news, (town) man succumbs to senility."
2:01 PM Mr. Silver
(touches nose)
I always wonder if I'm counted as
always walking uphill, or always downhill.
I mean...we're roughly on a ball...
2:03
PM Mr. Brown
Oval.
2:04 PM Mr. Silver
Oblate spheroid...work with me here....
If I was the center of all Earth
activity...as I am from my POV...then I'm touching, roughly, a
tangential point on a “sphere”.
I'd be at the “top”
2:04 PM Mr. Silver
Every average step is "down"
from the top.
Yet I have to lean in and do
work...which is a symptom of "up".
2:05
PM Mr. Blue
Mr.
Brown, you have vertigo and shouldn't be driving.
2:06
PM Mr. Brown
Every
time I take a shit I have to spin counter-clockwise to get it to come
out.
2:07
PM Mr. Amethyst
WTF?
2:07
PM Mr. Blue
If
human societies had begun in the southern hemisphere, would our maps
today be upside down?
2:07
PM Mr. Amethyst
Possibly.
2:09 PM Mr. Silver
Define “society”.
2:10
PM Mr. Blue
Europe/Arabia/Egypt/China/Japan
2:10 PM Mr. Silver
One theory (which I subscribe to at the
moment) about why the people of the northern hemisphere advanced
technologically and the southern lagged behind is because there was
no Pole Star....which lead to maps and technical navigation and a
slew of other mathematical things.
2:10
PM Mr. Blue
There's
just more land in the northern hemisphere.
2:11 PM Mr. Silver
We're talking about when the human
population was in thousands to low millions. It's not a
population density thing, it's a observation/extrapolation thing.
2:11
PM Mr. Blue
Most
of the land in the northern hemisphere is connected too... The
southern hemisphere is more fragmented. Earth's northern hemisphere
contains most of the planet's land, and roughly 90% of its human
population.
2:13 PM Mr. Silver
Theory stated, there were some advanced
southern societies. But the people that started working with serious
math were north of the equator.
2:13
PM Mr. Brown
It
could have been upside down. Well, wait. I guess that's a point of
view situation since we don't know we are upside down.
2:14
PM Mr. Brown
How
do you know which way is up in space?
lol
2:14
PM Mr. Blue
There
isn't one.
2:14 PM Mr. Silver
There is no up.
2:15
PM Mr. Brown
Exactly.
2:15 PM Mr. Silver
Up on Earth is actually "out".
2:15
PM Mr. Brown
Right.
But basically we just said north is up and south is down.
2:16 PM Mr. Silver
A long time ago, when a brilliant
northerner observed "You know, that star never moves, every
night, all year, year after year. What can I figure out from that?"
Well...we were greatly accelerated on our way. The southern
hemisphere doesn't have one of those stars (visible).
And since the Pole Star is "up
there", the maps should have the direction "up there"
as well. North is, therefore, up.
Mr.
Brown
Apparently
you can catch snails with beer. That is sweet.
9:42
AM Mr. Gray
Or...you
could just pick them up.
9:42
AM Mr. Blue
You
could.. but they're too damned crafty.
9:42
AM Mr. Gray
It's
not like they are going to run away from you.
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
Nothin' more dangerous than a cornered
snail, son.
9:49
AM Mr. Brown
If
they start making that chattering sound, you're in trouble.
9:49
AM Mr. Blue
A
friend once got between a mother snail and her babies
RIP
9:49
AM Mr. Brown
It
was a slimy end.
Mr.
Blue
Some
Fox news broadcaster says both Santa and Jesus are white.
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
OK. Like Blue-eyed Jesus white?
11:06
AM Mr. Blue
Just
"white".
11:06 AM Mr. Silver
Undead white!!!!
11:06
AM Mr. Brown
That’s
more gray.
Aaaaaah!!!
Jesus is a zombie!
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
"Santa And Jesus Both Albino Say
Fox Research Experts"
11:17
AM Mr. Gray
Because
you know Jesus HAD to be white, being a Jew living in the middle
east. He couldn’t possibly have been dark complected and look like
anyone who might be Muslim. After all, religion has everything to do
with your color, not where you are born. Jesus was Christian so he is
white...fact!
11:19
AM Mr. Brown
I
believe him to be middle eastern, and understand that all pictorial
representations are out of the mind of the creator of that picture.
11:19 AM Mr. Silver
There's a place in China celebrating
him as native Chinese. He traveled back home after the whole
unpleasant “cross incident”. I believe they say he had a stand-in
take the hit for the team...his brother maybe.
11:20
AM Mr. Gray
He
must have gone there on his way to America to give his words to the
Mormons.
11:20
AM Mr. Blue
Since
God was his dad, I suppose it depends on what race God is.
11:20
AM Mr. Brown
None.
11:21
AM Mr. Blue
Since
God made us in his image, I’m thinkin' God
looks like this.
11:21 AM Mr. Silver
God is half skeleton!
11:21
AM Mr. Gray
God
is white...haven't you seen those paintings in Italy? Him leaning
down from a cloud to touch mankind and stuff?
11:21
AM Mr. Blue
Yep..
and He's quite built too.
11:21
AM Mr. Blue
Making
great gains in Heaven. I wonder how much God can bench.
11:34 AM Mr. Silver
The great conundrum shifts from "Can
God make a rock so big that He can't move it." to "How much
can God bench?"
11:42
AM Mr. Gray
If he
couldn’t move it, he couldn’t place it where he wants if he
decided afterward it might look better somewhere else. Doesn't sound
like good planning on his part...but then again, look at us as far as
creations go.
God
is definitely not a follow-through kinda guy.
11:43 AM Mr. Silver
The Bible is completely full of
uncompleted projects, buggy components, and promises that He'll
finish it all up later.
“When?”
“Don't question The Lord, your
God.”
“When?”
“When the fullness of time has
come.”
“When?”
“Just have faith, ok?”
“WHEN?”
“Look, I work in mysterious ways.”
“I think the “mystery” is this
work You claim You're doing. How long is this going to take?”
“No man will know the time.”
“This one is gonna. WHEN?”
“I'll come like a thief in the
night, you'll never expect Me.”
“I'm thinking you're right that I
should never expect You at this point. Is the theft in question all
my years invested in this covenant with You?”
“Fine! I'll wrap it all up
tomorrow! You'll feel rapturous over the final results. Ok?”
“Well...ok.
I'm sorry I doubted you.”
“It's OK. (Heheh... 'Yet you
do not know what tomorrow will bring. What is your life? For you are
a mist that appears for a little time and then vanishes.')”
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