Mr.
Brown
I still
don't know what to think about this Batfleck idea.
I love
the new Superman actor, but Batfleck could go either way.
9:50 AM
Mr. Silver
Relax
and let it affect your existence the same way that Pluto being
demoted did.
9:51 AM
Mr. Brown
LOL
Pluto is
a planet.
9:51 AM
Mr. Blue
I think
he's a fine choice for Batman; I just don't like Superman and Batman
being in the same flick.
9:51 AM
Mr. Brown
Ah.
Honestly,
people say he did a bad Daredevil.
I think
he did a good Daredevil in a bad movie.
9:52 AM
Mr. Silver
I didn't
think much of the movie, but I didn't have any trouble with his
portrayal.
9:52 AM
Mr. Blue
That was
back in the day when Affleck acknowledged he was just kind of phoning
it in.
He's
putting more effort into stuff nowadays... with The Town, Gone Baby
Gone and Argo.
9:53 AM
Mr. Silver
Yes...but
how dare he...somehow...get approval from the
director and producer for his scenes in Daredevil!
9:53 AM
Mr. Silver
How
shameful
of him to trick them so!
9:53 AM
Mr. Blue
What do
you mean?
9:54 AM
Mr. Silver
What I
mean is, there were more people involved with Daredevil's portrayal
than just Affleck, so fan-dorks blaming him - a man who can clearly
act - is the emotional equivalent to believing Daredevil is real and
should be insulted. And for them to just assume Ben somehow can't
pull off Batman as directed – a character who largely consists of a
dark suit, gadgets, and three simple moods – is pretty
presumptuous.
9:54 AM
Mr. Brown
Right.
Mr. Blue
I'd like
to never hear the word "epic" again.
Unless
it's about Gilgamesh.
11:33 AM
Mr. Silver
Yes...there
are some fine epics, though.
“Epic”
was the new “legendary” because people didn't want to write out
50 point words.
11:35 AM
Mr. Blue
But
"bacon recipes" aren't epic.
11:35 AM
Mr. Brown
Bacon by
itself is epic.
11:36 AM
Mr. Blue
Not
literally, no.
“Noting
or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a
hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated
in elevated style.”
When CNN
is using "epic" in news headlines, the word is dead.
11:38 AM
Mr. Silver
One
could write an epic that includes bacon...but not as a main
character.
Unless
bacon is personified as a heroic being...sort of like a god named
Bacon.
11:39 AM
Mr. Brown
Well,
literally has been dead for awhile now.
11:39 AM
Mr. Blue
I’m
using literally, literally.
11:41 AM
Mr. Silver
It's
pretty sad when the Oxford dictionary has to put an entry for in for
Literally saying it means Figuratively.
11:41 AM
Mr. Blue
Yes.
I hear
it every day: "My VPN is LITERALLY as slow as molasses!"
11:45 AM
Mr. Silver
Slow as
molasses is a broken simile anyway. Molasses isn't slow when
it's hot.
Its
"Slow as molasses in winter".
11:46 AM
Mr. Brown
I’m
going to start saying figuratively now.
Start a
new trend.
LOL
11:46 AM
Mr. Silver
Good.
12:27 PM
Mr. Blue
Tell
those 171 people that molasses is slow.
Mr.
Silver
Augh!
Itch!
I
obviously picked up and didn't notice a tick hiking last weekend.
2:58 PM
Mr. Blue
Nice.
2:58 PM
Mr. Silver
The spot
is still red and suddenly itches a lot sometimes.
2:58 PM
Mr. Blue
My mom
gets several a year.
I feel
'em crawling right away.
2:59 PM
Mr. Silver
Currently,
I feel like cutting the bite out of my leg with a knife so it
will HEAL FASTER!
It
didn't bug me all day.
3:00 PM
Mr. Brown
I always
seem to feel any bug that is on me. Sometimes I feel bugs there that
are not.
LOL
3:00 PM
Mr. Blue
I wonder
if it has something to do with her soap, because my mom uses that
all-natural garbage, and I use that chemically stuff in the
futuristic bottles.
She'd
always get ticks when nobody else would.
3:03 PM
Mr. Brown
It has
to do with color too, I think.
It
happened to us in Gettysburg.
People
wearing light colored jeans: no ticks.
People
wearing dark colored jeans: ticks all over you.
I wore
shorts a few times and got none on me.
3:06 PM
Mr. Silver
I was in
shorts, sure, but my leg was sprayed with Off too. So it found a
good spot by luck, I guess. Lucky me!
3:07 PM
Mr. Brown
Yep.
The instructions say wear light colored clothing.
3:09 PM
Mr. Silver
Dark =
delicious black bear!
3:10 PM
Mr. Brown
LOL
3:12 PM
Mr. Silver
A flea
will leap at anything that moves. But a tick...a tick is a
gourmet!
3:13 PM
Mr. Silver
"Would
monsieur like the dark moving object or the light moving object this
evening?"
"The
dark, of course!"
"Excellent
choice, sir!"
3:13 PM
Mr. Brown
I want
to know who came up with all the ways to try to remove a tick.
Like
who thought burning it is a good idea or
putting Vaseline on it.
3:13 PM
Mr. Blue
I’m
sure pretty much anything will remove a tick: alcohol, heat, cold,
even just submerging it in water.
3:14 PM
Mr. Silver
Blood
will do it if you give it enough...drops right off.
3:21 PM
Mr. Silver
A tick
is a pretty miserable design for Intelligent Design and should be
touted as an argument against.
8:08 AM
Mr. Blue
Cool CNN
headline: "Dentist offers to fix man's teeth."
8:08 AM
Mr. Silver
Hot news
day!
"Syria
Is A Downer! - Dentist Fixes Teeth! - Squirrels Collect Nuts! -
Bunnies Are Soft!"
8:12 AM
Mr. Silver
Here's
one...a video of the "Best Cat Video" awards. (Real...link
lost. – Mr. Silver)
So....did
you read the dentist story?
8:13 AM
Mr. Blue
Nah, the
headline didn't grab me.
Mr. Blue
Did
Ricardo Montelban use some sort of prosthetic for his chest in Wrath
of Khan?
9:50 AM
Mr. Gray
Nope.
All him.
9:50 AM
Mr. Silver
His
manly chest was made of fine Corinthian leather.
9:51 AM
Mr. Blue
It looks
like he's lactating.
9:54 AM
Mr. Silver
Kahn's
pecs were the finest quality the eugenics program could produce.
10:04 AM
Mr. Silver
I can't
imagine the selection process for that. Wait...yes I can.
(Chief
of program) "What's the pectoral muscle situation? They
still coming out like Miles O'Keefe's?"
10:05 AM
Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:05 AM
Mr. Silver
(Eugenicist)
"We think we have a breakthrough on that. Take a look
at the projections on line aa.5.G."
(Chief)
"Kinda leathery..."
(Eugenicist)
"Well, we took a poll on that and the ladies seem to like the
hue and texture."
(Chief)
"Eh...run it a few generations. Oh, and kill the kids with
the big noses from fa.5.B. The committee voted it as a failed line
this morning."
(Eugenicist)
"Yes, sir."
10:08 AM
Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver, was that an underlying Holocaust joke?
If
so...that was amazing.
10:08 AM
Mr. Silver
Just a
eugenics joke. Oh...I see. For shame!
And
yeah, though the Nazis had a eugenics program, the Holocaust wasn't part of it.
Besides, that
skit was from ... THE FUTURE!!!!
(Echo.
Star Trek theme)
10:09 AM
Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:09 AM
Mr. Blue
Khan is
a superhuman.
He can
bench press a Buick.
10:11 AM
Mr. Silver
Nah, not
that extreme...just homo superior.
10:11 AM
Mr. Blue
Ah
10:11 AM
Mr. Silver
Probably
roll over a VW Beetle alone though.
An
effortless Olympian with a 180 IQ.
And...as
noted in the film...burdened with some anger issues and
over-confident in his raw abilities versus training and experience.
“I
lost?”
“To
Kirk???”
“TWICE????”
No
wonder he blew everything up.
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