11:23
AM Mr. Brown
I
was wondering: If they figure out how to use this growth that
they discovered in crocodiles for growing teeth in humans, what kind
of teeth will we grow?
11:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
What?
11:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
What
part of that made sense?
11:24
AM Mr. Brown
Crocodiles
can grow new teeth - lose one, grow another. Some researchers
found out how that works and are looking at bringing that into our
DNA.
11:24
AM Mr. Amethyst
Pass.
11:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
don’t want croc teeth!
That’s
my point.
…then
again...
11:25
AM Mr. Brown
Well
that’s what I mean; they will try to code it for our teeth.
11:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hmmm
11:26
AM Mr. Brown
But
will that still grow our teeth, or croc teeth?
lol
11:26
AM Mr. Amethyst
Can
they code the rest of me to be a werewolf?
11:26
AM Mr. Brown
Maybe
11:26
AM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
in.
11:26
AM Mr. Brown
Hey,
I’m for being coded with some ape DNA: stronger muscle and
bone.
11:27
AM Mr. Amethyst
Anyone
else in for this genetic pool of misery?
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
No.
12:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
looking for comments on my discussion topic, and I demand answers.
I’ll repost it:
Old
cartoons cause sexual deviancy.
12:46
PM Brent
Well,
I can’t say Sleeping Beauty ever made me want to fist anyone,
so........
12:47
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
12:47
PM Mr. Blue
Pepe
le Pew was a sexual predator.
12:47
PM Mr. Amethyst
Exactly,
and Thundercats - Furrys
12:48
PM Mr. Gray
Olive
Oyl was a tramp, leading two guys on...sheesh.
12:48
PM Mr. Amethyst
^
12:48
PM Brent
Minnie
was a whore!!!!!!!
And
Donald Duck wears no pants!
12:48
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mickey
getting frisky.
12:49
PM Mr. Brown
lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA
12:49
PM Brent
Huh!
Well, then!
12:49
PM Mr. Silver
How
long did it take Mickey to fill that?
12:49
PM Mr. Amethyst
See.
It’s a valid point.
Smurfs,
even.
1
woman in the entire village.
12:50
PM Mr. Silver
Eh...Smurfette
isn't a Smurf.
12:50
PM Mr. Amethyst
Ok,
she was made by Gargamel, but still.
Even
“Space Jam” --- Babs Bunny with giant tits...Boobs Bunny.
12:51
PM Mr. Brown
They
always sex it up in any cartoon.
Makes
you watch it.
I
mean; adults are who make them in the first place, that’s why there
are boners hidden in Disney films.
12:53
PM Brent
Then
there’s hentai. Pretty tame by comparison, but I think there
a few innuendos there if you know what I mean.
12:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
So
many tentacles…
Let’s
summarize: Cartoons have taught children to be rapists,
stalkers, body worshippers, and fetishists.
12:54
PM Mr. Brown
No,
they taught me to get something very heavy and drop it on my enemies.
4:12
PM Mr. Brown
I
find it odd that people get sexual gratification by doing it with
animals.
4:13
PM Mr. Amethyst
A
warm wet hole is the same no matter what’s attached to it.
A
toothless snake would probably be amazing
4:14
PM Mr. Silver
There
was the guy who found the wasp nest appealing this week.
How
much E does a person have to take?
4:14
PM Tommy
A
LOT!
4:15
PM Mr. Brown
I
would f fruit before a animal.
4:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
Well,
yeah.
4:15
PM Mr. Silver
Fruit
starts with F...Animal starts with A.
4:16
PM Tommy
D
as in Donkey.
4:16
PM Mr. Silver
Wait...do
you mean "fruit" like watermelon...or "fruit"
like Liberace?
4:16
PM Mr. Blue
How
sexy of an animal are we talking about here?
4:17
PM Mr. Brown
Depends
on the things considered animal
4:19
PM Mr. Amethyst
Animorphs
Mr. Blue, think Animorphs.
4:19
PM Mr. Brown
That
was a show wasn't it?
4:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
No.
Books.
4:20
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
not really Furry Fetish if they're therianthropes."
4:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAA
SEE!
Old kids’ stuff causes sexual deviance! Exactly what I was
talking about!
Mr.
Amethyst
So
I’ve been drawing a lot as of late, and I drew a character: half
human, half dog. Mrs. Amethyst gets all goofy.
"Why
are you drawing Furries?"
I
was like “Well, now that you mention it, I guess it is.” So
I drew one for her.
She
said "That’s actually pretty cool.”
Well
gee, thanks.
10:32
AM Mr. Silver
"Drawing
Furries isn't creepy, right? It's just drawings,
right?"
It's
an ancient thing...people have always wanted that totemic bond.
10:33
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:34
AM Mr. Silver
Heck...my
main power animal is a crane...explain that?
I
don't plan on dressing as one anytime soon, though.
10:35
AM Mr. Amethyst
How
would you, even?
10:35
AM Mr. Silver
(looks)
Hehe
10:39
AM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHA
10:40
AM Mr. Silver
My
shaman side has always wanted a feathered cloak, I tend to dance
for/with Mrs. Silver at odd times, and I occasionally catch myself
spreading my arms way out when walking, or stretching them way up
high...generally when I'm in a good/playful mood.
10:41
AM Mr. Amethyst
Well
thought out. A feathered cloak would bug me; I hate feathers.
I’m
partial to Xazax, the wolf hybrid - black and grey fur, blue lines
that extend down his arms to the tips of his middle fingers, red
Mohawk-like hair, and red and orange on the underside of the tail.
10:49
AM Mr. Silver
'course
Xazax wouldn't be an actual totem.
Valid
spiritform? Sure; all kinds of stuff out there.
Oh...and
I have excellent balance on one leg...I forgot that one.
10:57
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
I
said to Mrs. Amethyst, "I think I’m a closet Furry.”
She
said “Whats that? Oh wait; isn’t that where people dress up as
animals and have orgies?”
“I’d
imagine some people do, but that WAY beyond my scope.”
At
any rate, I got some nice drawings out of it.
11:01
AM Mr. Amethyst
I’d
probably get a suit made if it wasn’t like $3000.
I
need to start an "Amethyst's mess-with-people-suit fund".
11:01
AM Mr. Silver
Heh
11:02
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
thought about dressing up like a raccoon and messing with peoples’
trash, then when they come out flip ‘em off and run.
11:03
AM Mr. Silver
"This
Kickstarter is rather unique...
11:05
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
"Would
you like to contribute to my Furry Fund?"
"You
mean like for a cure for those weirdos?"
"Not...precisely..."
11:07
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:20
AM Mr. Silver
I
knew a guy that had "werewolves" inked on each arm...male
and female.
Looked
pretty Furry to me.
11:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:21
AM Mr. Silver
"Sure
they look fierce...I just don't believe the body parts."
11:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
Ever
since I was a kid, I’ve been interested in anthropomorphic animals.
11:23
AM Mr. Silver
Blame
Disney?
11:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
blame Thundercats.
And
Swat Cats, and other cartoons.
lol
11:25
AM Mr. Silver
11:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Robin Hood!
11:25
AM Mr. Silver
"It
was all over when I saw Maid Marion’s eyes."
Hehe
11:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Haha
11:26
AM Mr. Silver
She
danced well too...of course, they stole the animation sketches from Snow
White.
11:26
AM Mr. Amethyst
Really?
11:26
AM Mr. Silver
Yeah.
They’d reuse good sequences.
(Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKo5veKjVU
- Mr. Silver)
11:26
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
didn’t know that.
That’s
pretty cool actually.
11:30
AM Mr. Silver
Thinking
about it, I can't think of any Furry-er character Disney has done.
She's
a human in a fox costume.
11:31
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
I
was doing research on that whole sect of society, and found some
amazing art/suits at pictures of cons
Mr.
Silver
Heh...looked
it up...Disney's “Robin Hood” is cited as a major early influence
of Furry Fandom.
(poses
victoriously) The team anthropologist is hot!
2:52
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Nice!
10:19
AM Mr. Mustard
Are
you related to Bill and Judy on Kiester Avenue?
10:20
AM Mr. Silver
Nope.
10:21
AM Mr. Mustard
Me
neither.
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
It turns
out I'm not related to most people.
At
least as far back as we've looked.
10:33
AM Mr. Mustard
Same
here.
Just
an ape named Bobo.
10:44
AM Mr. Silver
Heyyyyy!
Good ol' Uncle Bobo? We're cousins!
10:44
AM Mr. Mustard
I
thought we might be!
Mr.
Brown
They’re
filled with bacon.
2:50
PM Mr. Brown
If
you put bacon bacon in for images on Bing, you find a picture of
Kevin Bacon made of bacon.
2:51
PM Mr. Blue
Someone
shut down the sewer authority place. You can smell it from a
mile away, and it sure isn't bacon.
2:53
PM Mr. Silver
I'm
sure a lot of it was
bacon.
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