Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Day 230 - I'm Starting to Wonder About The "Sunflower" Part Now, "But First Are You Jimi? Have You Ever Been Jimi? Well I Have", Gunsmithy Madness, Coming Up Next "You're A Convict Charlie Brown!", Can't See The Police Force For The Cops, They're All Bombs Already, and Duuuuude!

Mr. Brown
These sizzlin bacon sunflower seeds are awesome.
2:59 PM Mr. Silver
I prefer the seedless version.
How do they make 'em sizzle?  Bag come with a Sterno can?
2:59 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
No sizzle.
They just say it on the bag.
3:00 PM Mr. Silver
"The sizzle is a lie"
3:00 PM Mr. Brown
Yep
3:01 PM Mr. Silver
"Sizzlin" – adj.  A trademarked term meaning "that which does not sizzle."
3:02 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:03 PM Mr. Brown
Or “it had been sizzling”.
I have a fix for this issue: get a bag of pop rocks and eat some with each seed
3:03 PM Mr. Silver
"Post-Sizzled Bacon Sunflower Seeds"



Mr. Silver:  Cool...I won a Hendrix thing.
Mr. Blue:  Which thing?
Mr. Silver:  On the list.  “Mr. Silver - Jim Hendrix Experience CD”
Mr. Silver:  "Jim" eh?
Mr. Silver:  Chip Hendrix
Mr. Blue:  Heheheh
Mr. Blue:  The James Hendrix Involvement
Mr. Blue:  Be ready to rock out, figuratively speaking.
Mr. Silver:   The J. Hendrix Approximation
Mr. Silver:  "Fox-like Lady"
Mr. Silver:  "All Along the Cell Towers"
Mr. Silver:  "Bi-Polar Disorder"
Mr. Silver:  All the hits
Mr. Blue:  “Plum Fog”
Mr. Blue:  “JuJu Youngster”
Mr. Silver:  (sings) "You're just like a cross stitch sampler!"
Mr. Blue:  “Canis Femina”



(I join the team, talking gun stuff and the virtues and shortcomings of the AK-47 – Mr. Silver)
3:54 PM Mr. Amethyst
AK's are tough guns though.
3:54 PM Mr. Brown
Russian made is the way to go.
3:54 PM Mr. Blue
I’d like something a bit older.
Like a Mosin Nagant or Swiss K31.
3:55 PM Mr. Amethyst
Drognav
3:55 PM Mr. Blue
They had several Mosin Nagants at (store).
The really long ones though; too long for me.
3:57 PM Mr. Silver
Too long?
3:57 PM Mr. Silver
There.  I'd like that one.
3:59 PM Mr. Silver
Then there's this room clearer
3:59 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
3:59 PM Mr. Brown
Not very accurate but you never have to fire it.
Just point…and the room clears.
4:00 PM Mr. Silver
(Brandishing insane 4-barrel gun) "Anybody moves, people are getting hurt...not sure who with this thing...I’ll probably get hurt too...so...no one move."
4:00 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
4:00 PM Mr. Brown
Blunder busts are awesome too.
You’re gonna want to outrun this, it’s your only chance.
4:00 PM Mr. Silver
Blunderbuss.
4:01 PM Mr. Brown
That’s it.
4:01 PM Mr. Silver
Blunder busts are when the triple-D bra straps burst.
4:01 PM Mr. Blue
There’s a Simpsons episode where they're on an old Mississippi steamboat and someone says "That barkeep is a no good cheat!"  And everyone in the bar goes "CHEAT?!" and pulls out derringers.
Some lady pulls a derringer out of the barrel of a rifle.
4:02 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
4:02 PM Mr. Brown
I’m putting my hands up if somebody pulls out a blunderbuss.
“Um, I lose.”
4:02 PM Mr. Silver
Look at the details!
4:02 PM Mr. Blue
Blunderbusses aren't as cool looking as they were in cartoons.  In cartoons the barrel looked like trombones.
4:03 PM Mr. Brown
But when it’s a gun that you could technically have anything in it right now to shoot at me, I give up.
“I just dumped a bag of marbles in this”.
4:04 PM Mr. Amethyst
What if they are about to shoot cottonballs?  Or, better yet, hamsters?
4:04 PM Mr. Brown
You never know though.  Better to give up.
LOL
4:04 PM Mr. Amethyst
Time for me to make a mouse shooting potato gun.
4:05 PM Mr. Silver
It shoots mice?  Awesome!  What caliber is a mouse?
4:06 PM Mr. Brown
60?
4:06 PM Mr. Amethyst
I’d assume 50.
4:06 PM Mr. Silver
Why shoot them at potatoes?  I MUST KNOW!!!
4:06 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL.
I just wonder if it’s possible. I’d need a sabot of some kind.
4:06 PM Mr. Silver
Yes, if you want a relatively intact mouse as a projectile.
4:07 PM Mr. Brown
I would say, Mr. Amethyst, that it probably depends on the type of mouse what caliber it is.
4:07 PM Mr. Amethyst
^
4:07 PM Mr. Silver
I was talking to Mrs. Amethyst about a gun obsession of mine.  
(I might even have mentioned it in here once...probably... - Mr. Silver)
4:07 PM Mr. Brown
You shoot out a kangaroo mouse, its like a boomerang.  Watch out!
Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHAHA
4:07 PM Mr. Silver
It was based on the gun in “Escape from New York”.
4:08 PM Mr. Silver
Was watching it with my brother when I was a kid
Snake needs to escape the Crazies, so he blasts a door through a plaster wall with an oval of rounds from his SMG.
My brother, a gun guy, said "Geez...with the number of rounds he just fired, the bullets must be the size of BBs!”
4:09 PM Mr. Silver
I've wanted that ever since: an SMG with a couple thousand tiny short rounds in it.
4:10 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
“Pew pew pew pew pew pew! I got you sucka!  I know ‘cause I have a scope and I can see where they hit you!”
4:11 PM Mr. Silver
I figured it would sound more like a loud buzz.
4:11 PM Mr. Brown
“Is there a bunch of bees in here, stinging me?”
“No!  That man over there is shooting at you!”
4:11 PM Mr. Silver
Just a long string of birdshot.
4:14 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
4:14 PM Mr. Blue
You could write your initials in your victim.
4:15 PM Mr. Amethyst
Nice.
4:15 PM Mr. Silver
I want actual tiny rounds though; no spring or air BBs.
4:16 PM Mr. Brown
Killing mice would be so much fun with one of those.
“There’s one.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!”
4:16 PM Mr. Silver
YES!
4:16 PM Mr. Silver
The ballistic characteristics would be total trash, but who cares?
Gimmie



Mr. Brown
Bad Bad Charlie Brown
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
"You're a Bad Man, Charlie Brown"
"A Charlie Brown Conviction"
"It's The Great Cellmate Named ‘Pumpin’, Charlie Brown!"
“A Convict Called Charlie Brown”
3:34 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
3:34 PM Mr. Brown
"Don't you pull out that football again, Lucy, or I will kill you."
3:38 PM Mr. Silver
(Evening newscaster) "Ms. Van Pelt, 57, was shot twice, execution style, and found slumped over a football in her back yard.  An old document, signed by Ms. Van Pelt apparently as a child, but un-notarized, was found at the scene.  Police reveal that it contains a pledge to, quote, not pull the football away.  A relationship between the murder and the strange 50 year old document appears implied, but also leaves investigators baffled."
(The following unedited news report comes courtesy of Mr. Yellow's over-excitement - Mr. Silver)
Mr. Yellow
One bombign suspect dead the other one possibally "traped" pined in by the police in a house.
9:27 AM Mr. Blue
"We’ve got him surrounded.  We've set up a perimeter of Norwegian spruces, sir."
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
LOL



12:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Authorities suspected that the bombers were either elderly ladies or foreigners because of the use of pressure cookers for bomb casings.  'Heck, if he was a domestic terrorist, we'd expect to find the bomb in a Hungry Man frozen dinner box', an FBI rep is quoted as saying."
Perhaps tasteless, but I thought of it as soon as I saw the pressure cooker thing.
12:19 PM Mr. Blue
Same.
I pictured them setting the bombs down with oven mitts and aprons on.
12:19 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
"Authorities are seeking people who own or are known to have owned a pressure cooker in the past 25 years."
12:20 PM Mr. Blue
What if they came running back to the scene 5 minutes later - "MY POT ROAST!!!"
12:20 PM Mr. Silver
Nod...the things already blow up as it is.



12:51 PM Mr. Blue
He (Steven Seagal) owns a dude ranch in Colorado now.
12:51 PM Mr. Brown
He knows his aikido.
12:51 PM Mr. Blue
Dude ranch…I picture a bunch of teenagers in backwards ballcaps on all fours, chompin' on grass.
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
Sounds like an untapped livestock market.
12:52 PM Mr. Blue
"These dude's are tearing through the hay!"
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
It's where they raise dudes for the surfboard market.  Suppose they have "dude drives" from the ranches to Southern California every year?  Yippie-kay-woah-ki-yay, get along li'l bros!
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