2:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
2:28
PM Mr. Brown
Now
that is violent sex.
2:33
PM Mr. Blue
That
could happen literally anywhere.
You
could be in the comfort of your bedroom, and then BAM! Lion
2:37
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
2:39
PM Mr. Brown
That’s
the experience they will sell.
“and
in this week's experience, you will be attacked by a Bengal tiger.”
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
"Dear
Penthouse, You'll never believe this but it's perfectly true."
2:47
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:47
PM Mr. Silver
"You
know how people will say things like 'he's an animal in the
bedroom'? Well..."
2:48
PM Mr. Brown
Like
love life with a lycan.
2:49
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
was thinking a parakeet.
2:49
PM Mr. Blue
"once
a month"
2:49
PM Mr. Silver
Without
the damage regeneration.
2:49
PM Mr. Brown
Oops!
Picked the wrong night to get frisky. I knew something was
different tonight.
2:49
PM Mr. Silver
Picked
the wrong night to leave a BAG of Friskies in the bedroom.
2:49
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
That
will teach me for trying to have a quicky behind the dead zebra.
2:50
PM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
"Hun,
let's be more spontaneous... Let's do it in between that grizzly bear
and her cub."
2:51
PM Mr. Silver
"Mmm...you
smell nice. New perfume?"
"It's
called Catnip."
"Well
Me-yow!"
2:54
PM Mr. Silver
"The
bells and feathers lingerie she was dressed in was probably a
mistake."
3:00
PM Mr. Amethyst
“Now
that the U.S. imperialists seek to attack the DPRK with nuclear
weapons,
it will counter them with diversified precision nuclear strike means
of Gangnam style.”
3:01
PM Mr. Brown
It's
time to pop bomb NK
Lets
start a pop band, make a very annoying song NK song and play all the
time.
3:03
PM Mr. Amethyst
"Now
coming to the stage, 'Brown and the Jaundice 5'!"
3:03
PM Mr. Brown
We
could call the song “Flacid” in reference to how they cannot make
a rocket fly right.
3:12
PM Mr. Silver
"Our
love is tumbling out of control...like a North Korean missile into
the seaaaaaa!"
3:26
PM Mr. Blue
I
guess NK is a pretty good enemy to have. It strikes up that good ol'
feeling of national fervor, but in the end they're not really any
threat at all.
3:29
PM Mr. Silver
Just
spam the same commercial to them in the "Head On" style
3:30
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:30
PM Mr. Silver
Picture
of Jong un with a gun barrel rubbing in circles on his forehead.
"Coup
On - apply directly to the forehead" over
and over.
3:31
PM Mr. Blue
"M16,
apply directly to the leader. M16, apply directly to the leader."
Oh,
you beat me to it.
3:33
PM Mr. Silver
How
about just videos of people eating?
3:33
PM Mr. Blue
Pictures
of buildings that aren't dilapidated. Cars that don't have 2 stroke
engines.
3:35
PM Mr. Silver
"Robin
Leach's: Lifestyles of the Average in Developed Countries!"
"Pepsi
Cola wishes and Hamburger dreams!"
Mr.
Blue
What
if they voted me as pope?
I
probably wouldn't accept.
10:50
AM Mr. Silver
Hmmmm...difficult
choice...
Influence
over more than a billion people to make real changes in the world...
Balanced by no nookie and having to go to Catholic mass a couple times a day...
10:56
AM Mr. Blue
*from
Saint Peter's square* "I'd like to announce to the world that
God is real. Yeah... Real horny! Hahahaha suck it!" *drops
mic*
10:59
AM Mr. Silver
"The
college of cardinals have announced that Pope Pedro Grande has been
deposed after a single address to the Catholic world."
10:59
AM Mr. Blue
It
wouldn't be the shortest pope tenure, nor the worst, or most
embarrassing.
“Vatican
Elects First Teen Pope!”
11:00
AM Mr. Blue
The
first edict by Teen Pope is to allow skateboards and headphones in
church pews.
11:01
AM Mr. Brown
"Also
I would like to say I’m naked under this robe. Have a good day."
"On
a side note to all you preachers abstaining from sex; we have stag
parties every night. In your face!"
11:02
AM Mr. Blue
"This
is the only letter known to have been written by Jesus
himself." *unravels ancient scroll hidden in Vatican vaults
for a thousand years. Puts on glasses. Clears throat*
"I love big titties."
11:06
AM Mr. Blue
“Teen
Pope replaces the host with Pringles & Monster Energy.”
Mr.
Blue
The
metal bands I like haven't changed in a while.
I’ve
seen Rammstein live.
8:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah?
8:25
AM Mr. Blue
At
Family Values when I was like 15.
8:25
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
8:27
AM Mr. Blue
They
brought some gimp out on stage and "peed" on him with big
fake penises.
8:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
9:11
AM Mr. Silver
Hey!
That's as bad as lip-syncing!
Mr.
Silver
My
buddy's needs were simple, I guess - "Last night I did a search
for the word "porn". I looked at a couple pictures and
quit. Now I have this FBI virus thing."
10:27
AM Mr. Blue
"You
can't look at porn in Obama's America, Jim."
10:27
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:27
AM Mr. Blue
"You're
looking at 5 years hard labor in the acid mines."
10:30
AM Mr. Silver
The
thing is...I might Google that word for, say, research. But I'd never
have thought of using a concept term to get my jollies
10:31
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:32
AM Mr. Blue
I
doubt much porn even comes up if you search "porn".
10:33
AM Mr. Silver
Its
like the conversation or whatever here (agent? Imgr?) that the
person said their kid searched "naked ladies".
"Hmm...never
would have thought of that."
10:33
AM Mr. Amethyst
Imgur
had one like that, yeah.
10:34
AM Mr. Silver
So
like a proper scientist, I went home and typed it in to see what that
elementary school sort of combo would show a kid.
I
don't recall anything specifically, but I recall it seeming strange.
Not
weird stuff...just that it was the collected hits of curious kids.
10:36
AM Mr. Blue
Google
"a tity"
"longest
titys"
10:37
AM Mr. Brown
If
you Google a tit you find pictures of boobs and pictures of British
people
10:38
AM Mr. Blue
"bigest
bikini babe"
"hot
babes"
11:00
AM Mr. Brown
I
can tell you right now, on any web filter you can type in Pamela
Anderson and get nude photos.
11:04
AM Mr. Silver
You
did exhaustive research on that?
11:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
In
the name of science.
11:05
AM Mr. Blue
I
was doing some pretty frantic research last night, if you catch my
drift.
11:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
was....playing Halo.
11:21
AM Mr. Blue
Olivia
Wilde is the most photogenic person on earth.
11:23
AM Mr. Brown
See,
I wish they would only take pictures of stars at events like that and
leave them alone the rest of the time.
11:38
Mr. Silver
11:23
AM Mr. Brown
See
I wish they would only take pictures of stars at events like that and
leave them
alone the rest of the time except for in searches of
their names plus the word "porn".
11:39
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
Mr.
Silver
I
guess I can see that. Any girl I've ever really had a serious draw
to, I always got a thrill just seeing her.
9:04
AM Mr. Silver
There
are thousands more attractive women who don't do that to me than do.
9:05
AM Mr. Blue
Same
I
got that feeling when I saw that crust punk girl downstairs, then I
figured "Ahh...she's prolly a lesbo anyway."
9:11
AM Mr. Silver
She's
more likely a living adventure than a lesbian.
9:11
AM Mr. Blue
I’ve
found punk-looking people are kinda fickle about who they hang out
with.
They're
really elitist. If you're not tr00 punk, then they don't wanna talk
to you.
9:12
AM Mr. Silver
"Hey
babe! What do you say you take a bath and we go out for some laughs?"
9:12
AM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
9:19
AM Mr. Silver
"I've
got a feeling about you. Lemme guess. You aren't into good music
but are into Incivek."
9:20
AM Mr. Blue
lol
Mr.
Brown
3:11
PM Mr. Blue
Nice.
3:11
PM Mr. Brown
The
picture looks like a guy in a mask.
lol
3:11
PM Mr. Silver
All
that is great about Bigfoot and all, but if you look to the right you get Marilyn
Monroe's naked chest. (sorry, that link is gone, folks – Mr.
Silver)
3:14
PM Mr. Silver
The
picture looks like the guy from Real Genius.
http://content6.flixster.com/photo/54/40/00/5440008_ori.gif
3:15
PM Mr. Brown
Wow!
I just saw Monroe.
3:15
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
(Squatcher)
"We're out in the California wilderness today looking for the
elusive Bigbust."
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
"Native
peoples revere the Bigbust...and don't we all...and their word for
it is Teetzanassquatch."
3:32
PM Mr. Brown
A
friend of mine said (jokingly) he believes Bigfoots are real, but the problem is
they are naturally fuzzy so
you can't take a good picture of them.
lol
Mr. Green
West Virginia...
image that...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/21/west-virginia-papers-anti-lgbt-column-wants-death-for-nggers-spics-kikes-and-wops/
9:16
AM Mr. Silver
"It
does hit several of the markers of hate speech"
Heh
9:16
AM Mr. Green
LOL....
yeah, kind of...
9:17
AM Mr. Silver
I
dunno...fine lines and nuance in there.
LOL
9:18
AM Mr. Green
Yep...
West Virginia, a state of "nuance"... heheh.
9:38
AM Mr. Silver
Right...they're
a culture known for their subtleties. Much as a member of high
society must know which dining utensil to use on the fish course, a
WV resident of that social circle must know when, for instance, a CAT
ball cap is more appropriate than a Ford or John Deere one.
9:41
AM Mr. Blue
You
must know when to wear a shirt under your overalls and when to go
bare back.
9:44
AM Mr. Brown
Bare
back is Louisiana!
9:44
AM Mr. Green
LMAO
2:10
PM Mr. Brown
Um,
that can happen at any time with any product, including exposure to a
banana or peanut butter.
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
"The
hospitalized student, one Thomas Finch, was wearing the body spray
when he was mobbed by 50 female and 2 male students - including the
entire cheerleader squad and the women's swimming and gymnastics
teams - who dragged him down and tore all his clothes off. He is
currently in a confused state and just smiles and mutters 'awesome'
every so often.
2:20 PM Mr. Blue
2:20 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
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