Mr.
Gray
Morning
So...8
year olds.....no sense of time, apparently.
“Hurry
up you are going to be late for school”, apparently means take your
time.
9:06
AM Mr. Yellow
Ahh.
Yes.
9:06
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
I’m
learning the hard way.
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
Heh
9:07
AM Mr. Gray
She
was up at 6:30...yet still wasn’t ready for school.
She
did take the dog out and feed her at least...and did it on her own
without being asked.
9:08
AM Mr. Silver
(Psst...He’s
concerned about getting a kid ready for school now...snicker.)
9:08
AM Mr. Yellow
(I
know. Phase 4 complete.)
9:10
AM Mr. Gray
Hey
you...hush! LOL
9:10
AM Mr. Yellow
(I
think he heard us.)
9:11
AM Mr. Gray
Yeah
well...nothing like reading the valentine the kid gets you (really
sweet one too) and seeing she wrote in it "I love you and miss
you when I'm not at your house. I really hope you marry mommy"
<facepalm>
9:14
AM Mr. Silver
The
succubus!
"Here
sweetie...write this on his valentine."
"Ok"
9:15
AM Mr. Gray
EVIL!!!
9:26
AM Mr. Silver
(Admiral
Akbar singing) "Julie has Gray...sittin' in a tree...T R A P P E
D..."
10:45
AM Mr. Green
Damn...
Ick...
http://www.foxnews.com/science/slideshow/2013/02/14/wild-love-bizarre-mating-rituals/?intcmp=features#slide=2
11:09
AM Mr. Silver
Eeee
11:17
AM Mr. Silver
"Females
will mate with the male with biggest and shiniest balloon."
That's good
advice for any single man.
12:07
PM Mr. Blue
On
a typical mating flight, she will have sex with an average of 12
drones. Each drone will take turns mounting the queen and can mate
around 7-10 times. When he's finished, he's literally finished. His
barbed penis and abdominal tissues get torn off and he dies soon
after.
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
Sounds
like a film directed by Rob Zombie.
Mr. Blue
I
like how Obama tries to appoint Republicans to his cabinet... and
Republicans take all available steps to block it.
I guess
if you're a moderate in any way, you're not going to win over the
GOP.
11:15
AM Mr. Silver
So
I was thinking.
All
this country needs is a new ideological war.
We
have a War on Drugs...War on Terra...
Tearr
T
Terrr
Anyway...
11:18
AM Mr. Blue
War
on Christmas
11:18
AM Mr. Brown
lol
11:18
AM Mr. Silver
If
we could declare, say, a War On The Collapse Of The USA...
11:19
AM Mr. Silver
Well
everyone could be rallied around that.
The
right-wing nut-types would get a WAR!
And
the left side would get...you know...people agreeing
to pay to fix things without question.
Because
it’s a WAR!
11:23
AM Mr. Brown
Like
the world wars were real wars, but it brought us all together.
11:25
AM Mr. Silver
Hmm...nice...spread
it out to a WORLD WAR!
(waves flag!)
It'd
also serve a secret purpose though.
11:27
AM Mr. Silver
See,
if the USA is having a war...that means the USA has
enemies.
And
if a US citizen joins or aids those enemies...with witnesses against
him...that person can be charged with treason.
'cause
it's a WAR!
11:31
AM Mr. Silver
Meaning
any dumb-ass politician who, say, signs a paper agreeing to oppose
anything and everything their President and Commander in Chief
of the WAR
tries to do...
They
go to jail.
By
the law, they could be executed...or have a drone dropped on them.
Jail
would do though.
Sure
you’d throw a pardon their way...but they’d end up fired from
politics.
11:36
AM Mr. Silver
It’s
a bit elaborate, but the only reason that kind of irresponsible
political BS happens now is because there are no sedition laws here
for fixing jerks like that.
11:46
AM Mr. Blue
It
seems a bit extreme.
Besides,
Republicans are doing a good enough job destroying their own party.
11:50
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
11:52
AM Mr. Silver
I
was being smarmy.
However,
apart from the whole treason thing, the WAR!
idea looks like a valid strategy.
11:57
AM Mr. Silver
Nice
big "Save the USA" budget, public fervor, petty
partisan-just-because BS making people look like the irresponsible
unpatriotic morons they truly are. It’s a win.
Mr. Brown
My
dream was like a normal day, with subtle differences that I could
recognize.
Like
north and south were in different places than reality.
9:02
AM Mr. Silver
Anything
else?
9:02
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
trying to remember while talking to an idiot.
lol
9:03
AM Mr. Silver
You
insult me, sirrah!?
9:05
AM Mr. Blue
Pretty
harsh, Mr. Brown
9:05
AM Mr. Silver
(Removes
glove, slaps Brown's face)
9:06
AM Mr. Brown
If
you take it that way.
Remember,
my grammar sucks.
9:07
AM Mr. Blue
Was
that an officially sanctioned dueling glove?!
Mr.
Brown
On
another dream subject, though I don't know why I have this dream, but
it reoccurs a lot.
My
cat will be walking around.
9:10
AM Mr. Blue
That
is a crazy dream.
Wow!
9:10
AM Mr. Brown
Next
thing I know, it walks through again then again then again.
9:12
AM Mr. Silver
(cat)
"OK, he's half asleep...time to start running around. Soon
he will be in my power."
9:12
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
9:14
AM Mr. Gray
The
only dreams I have that are reoccurring are Zombie dreams. Me
and my friends fighting to survive...and they end with me surrounded
by zombies (including my friends) for a last stand.
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
Last
stand? So I’m not there then...Hehe
"Where's
Mr. Silver?"
"Over
there with the surviving group."
"Oh"
9:23
AM Mr. Gray
I
can say Mr. Silver, that I have never seen you among the Zombies
So
kudos to you! LOL
9:24
AM Mr. Brown
That’s
because you haven’t ever made it to where they are coming from.
He
is the root cause of the zombies
LOL
Necromancer!
9:26
AM Mr. Gray
You
know.....that does make sense *glares at Mr. Silver*
Bastard
Mr.
Gray
See
if you can do a search for "Night Parade, Forgotten Realms"
They
were Netherese wizards who, instead of fleeing to the Plane of
Shadows like the shades, fled to the Demi-plane of Nightmares, which
borders the Dream Demi-plane, and the Far Realm
9:07
AM Mr. Silver
(reads)
What
a terrible choice of refuge.
Hehe
9:09
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
I know. Exactly what I thought.
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
"We're
going where?"
"Demiplane
of Nightmares."
"Why?"
"There
was a vote..."
"And
this was what everyone agreed on?"
9:09
AM Mr. Gray
"What
was wrong with these morons?! Plane of Shadow? Plane of
Nightmares? Nobody thought of going to the Plane of Nekkid
Women and Ale?!"
9:09
AM Mr. Silver
Exactly!
I
read these things and see a kid Dungeon Master saying "Know what
would be totally cool?"
Hehe
9:16
AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
True.
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
In
a fantasy realm of magic savvy people with genius level Intelligence
and Wisdom, no one
would be doing this stuff.
If
nothing else, these guys would drag back to the council chambers the
next morning with "My wife says 'no'."
9:28
AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
9:29
AM Mr. Silver
"I
guess it's the Hot Chicks Demi-plane then."
"Yeaaaaahhhh....bad
news there too."
"Vomit?"
"No...she
nixed the whole list."
(General cowed agreement)
(General cowed agreement)
9:32
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:36
AM Mr. Silver
"Well? What
planes did we have on the secondary list? Uhh...Better Homes and
Gardens..."
"Booooring..."
"Um...The Plane of Bliss..."
"No
challenge."
"Martha
Stewart Plane? Where's that?"
"Fractional
plane off of Demi-New England."
"Bleh"
"The Rainbow
Lands?"
"That's
why we swung to Nightmare."
"Right
right...Evaskard still mad from that expedition?"
"Yes."
9:46
AM Mr. Gray
*LMAO
at the Rainbow Lands comment*
"They
are still singing that damned ‘Sunshine Happy Happy’ song too,
since they came back. They tried Cure Insanity three times and
still nothing"
9:48
AM Mr. Silver
"A 'Wish'
just changed them briefly to a song about wishing."
9:49
AM Mr. Gray
"They
seem extremely.....Cheerful. It’s...disturbing the other
wizards"
Mr.
Amethyst
I
remember talking about Japanese ghosts a while ago...here is one I
don’t remember.
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
I
recall that one.
2:11
PM Mr. Brown
Wow!
That makes no sense.
LOL
2:14
PM Mr. Silver
Well...it
kind of does...in a literary-necessity way.
2:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
Some
ancient folk tales tell of beautiful female ghosts who seduce men and
suck their "Yang" essence.
2:17
PM Mr. Amethyst
Listen,
if a beautiful woman, alive or dead, wants to suck my yang, who am I
to deny her?
2:18
PM Mr. Silver
Seems
the Japanese nobility decided to come up with a type of party called
something like "The Night of 100 Ghost Stories"
In
"Adventures in Babysitting" there's a blues club where the
rule is "No one gets outta here without singin' the blues."
Well...at
this party, no one gets to go home without telling a new ghost story,
and the group has to meet the quota.
End
result...OODLES of weird Japanese ghosts and stories.
2:21
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL!
That would be cool.
2:24
PM Mr. Brown
Ok
so I was walking one night, and boo! A ghost! Can I
leave?
2:24
PM Mr. Blue
lol
2:26
PM Mr. Silver
"So
a man was walking at night and a GHOST jumped out."
"And?"
"And
he...uh...it..."
"Yes?"
"It
had an EYE...for its butthole!"
"OOOOoooooo!!!"
2:29
PM Mr. Silver
"Only
99 to go."
"My
turn. Once there was a jilted lover..."
"Oh
good...I love the jilted lover ones."
"99%
of them are jilted lover ones."
"I'm
jilting your
lover later tonight."
"Get
in line, Hiro."
2:32
PM Mr. Amethyst
OOOOO
3:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
The Cock
Lane ghost received
massive public attention in 18th-century England.
I
bet he did
3:21
PM Mr. Brown
My
sir, you have a nice cock. Is that an English cock?
3:21
PM Mr. Amethyst
A
bit of spotted dick?
3:29
PM Mr. Silver
"Cor! It
were as wide and long as a country lane, squire!"
3:30
PM Mr. Silver
Norfolk
& Way!
"What's
a usurer?"
"A
person that uses things, I think."
"Regular
séances were held to determine "Scratching Fanny's"
motives, and Cock Lane was often made impassable"
Woah!
That ghost just needed penicillin.
Mr.
Silver
I
might take up brewing again at some point.
12:33
PM Mr. Gray
MEAD!!!
12:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
That,
I’ll brew.
12:34
PM Mr. Silver
Between
beer and mead, give me beer.
12:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
going to have to let you try my mead, sounds like.
12:34
PM Mr. Silver
No,
it’s just I’m not much of a honey person.
Mead
is ok, but I like hops and fizz.
12:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
That’s
my next batch. I’m getting that this next week.
12:35
PM Mr. Silver
"Mr.
Amethyst’s Hops & Fizz"
12:36
PM Mr. Amethyst
Awe
yeah!
Free
cat with every case
Hops,
fizz, and fuzz
12:39
PM Mr. Gray
I
LOVE honey mead!
12:41
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe!
I
always giggle at that: "Honey mead".
That’s
not unlike saying "Pig porkchops".
Mr.
Brown
Brown
Junior is 2 and has 8 1/2 inch feet.
2:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
So
he’s a freak?
2:40
PM Mr. Brown
I
have a feeling either he will be a hobbit or a giant.
2:42
PM Mr. Gray
...or
a clown.
2:42
PM Mr. Silver
(ominous
documentary voiceover) "By age 10, Brown's feet had passed the 3'
mark."
2:43
PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:44
PM Mr. Silver
"This
astonishing video shows him just one year later, floating on his own
feet in the lake and paddling around with a kayak oar."
2:44
PM Mr. Amethyst
AHAHAHAHA
Mr. Blue
Customer
directed me to a "news discussion" forum
Check
some of this out:
Well,
I believe it might be the mark. Obama's name has 18 letters 6+6+6.
America is also like Babylon in the Bible because of gay marriage and
stuff. But God will lead the way.
If
you are truly a follower of good you would not get this chip it
stands for 666 the mark of the beast read the bible and research this
topic i would rather die than get a chip on me oh yes and the chip is
for mind control too.
3:24
PM Mr. Brown
Is
this a Lays chip, or cheddar chip, or maybe BBQ?
3:24
PM Mr. Blue
Governmental
transgressions and coveting, hurricanes out of characters, global
warming, people hearts waxed cold, un-natural sex, judging based on
looks, greed, back-stabbing, coveting, WWWIII, cyber war, un-natural
importing of unknown food sources, paying farmers not to farm, wanna
be idols, and etc are all predictions from the Bible. Are you
baptisted in his blood truely? Check the scriptures and be sure of
your inheritance in Christ.
3:24
PM Mr. Brown
We
would have too much fun in those forums
LOL
3:25
PM Mr. Blue
This
must be the mandatory RFID chip that Mike is convinced is coming.
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
I
would not put it past a government to do it.
But
there is really no way to get everybody to get one, so its a bad
plan.
LOL
If
you put all your chips on the table on that one, you will lose them.
3:29
PM Mr. Brown
If
they tell me i have to get a chip, I will tell them I want Cool
Ranch.
3:35
PM Mr. Silver
Not
really even sure what the point would be...
Fine...chip
felons or something.
"But
if everyone had one!"
"Yes,
but if only society's jagoffs had them, none of them would
counterfeit them or use them for crimes."
"Ohhhh..."
3:36
PM Mr. Blue
Mind
control.. duh
3:36
PM Mr. Silver
Sure.
We're so good at mind control now.
3:37
PM Mr. Blue
First
he takes our guns, then he takes our Bibles, then he implants us with
microchips that control our minds!
It's
all in the Bible!
We
are a lost cause as a society, and I’ve given up hope.. and I’m
just looking for the humor in it.
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
We
just have to reduce a hypnotist, psychotherapist, and a drug boutique
down to an implantable chip...then crank the success rate up from 0%
to 99%...a perfect plan!
Spook #1 - "Where's
the target?"
Spook #2 - "I
dunno...the wireless was working great until he walked past a fridge with a strong EMF leak."
Yawn.
A
group I hung with for a while thought all the stuff in "Enemy Of
The State" was real.
Me "I
see...and so you think a satellite in stationary orbit can track a
person through 30 floors of skyscraper..."
"Well..."
"And
they can figure out where our car is, despite the fact that wireless range is crap and our best space-based optics (at the time) can't read a
license plate so much as, oh, guess what kind of car that is down
there. If there's no clouds, they are at the right angle, and they manage to get the shot at all."
"Well..."
"And
EVERY phone call since the 70s is recorded. So where is all this audio being stored,
and in what possible medium? What use could be made of 99.9999%
worthless noise?"
"Well,
a computer could pick out..."
3:44
PM Mr. Silver
"A
computer? You mean the computers that can barely figure out spoken audio and change it into
text even after deliberate tuning of the program by the
user? The IRS is still using punch cards for some stuff (1998), you know, and that's MONEY, which takes precedence over all this crap."
3:44
PM Mr. Blue
I think that's arrogance.
I think that's arrogance.
People
think they're important enough to be bugged/watched/followed.
That's
arrogant.. you aren't important and nobody cares about your worthless
day to day activities.
3:44
PM Mr. Silver
"Well..."
"Hey...here's
one for you guys...who the heck is monitoring and reviewing all this sh-t? And who is
monitoring/and reviewing them? Does the government actually have a spare, oh, million people on a black budget, sitting in the dark doing all this?"
"Ok...I
give up...it's not real."
Yes...it
all stems from natural paranoia that anyone cares.
The
government wants money...and to spend money...and for no one to
bother them too much about it...and for no one to break stuff and
cause trouble. Done.
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