Monday, December 24, 2012

Day 216 - Shake It Like An Animal Baby, Mature Relationship Elmo, Not Shaken Or Stirred & I Don't Need A Glass, PSU Gals Make The Bad News, The Golden Age Of Email, and What's The Point Of Investing In Saving The World If We Can't Kill EveryoneToo?

Mr. Blue
Is there some type of ingrained instinct to shake a baby when it's crying?
Because every day there's someone arrested for shaking their baby.
But that doesn't compute with me.  If something is making noise you don't shake it to make it stop.  That'll just exacerbate the problem.
3:17 PM Mr. Brown
Well, you don't want to hit it, so the next thing your head comes up with that seems like it’s ok but really isn't is shaking.
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
It’s possibly an instinct telling your reptile brain that the rabbit isn't dead yet.
3:19 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
But I’ve theorized that it could also be a leftover survival strategy.
3:20 PM Mr. Brown
I know I had to fight it, to be honest.
3:20 PM Mr. Blue
Weird, so it is there.
3:21 PM Mr. Blue
I’d probably just lock it away someplace I couldn't hear it.  That's what I do with my cat when he won't stop meowing.
3:23 PM Mr. Blue
What’s the leftover survival strategy?
Like, the baby crying might give away our position to enemies/predators, so shut it up?
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
Yes.
3:24 PM Mr. Brown
That’s where smothering comes from too.
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
Look at wild babies....ape babies...they are quiet.
Adults are noisy as heck, but not babies.
Meanwhile...colicky human ones...
3:25 PM Mr. Blue
So you're advocating violently shaking noisy babies.  Got it.
I was a stoic baby so if I ever have kids hopefully they'll take after me.
3:27 PM Mr. Silver
No...I’m just saying the screamers were wiped out as dangerous until humans started dominating the food chain and language development started becoming crucial.
3:29 PM Mr. Blue
I see.
3:41 PM Mr. Silver
The loud pack bastard is attracting the hyenas...the loud pack bastard, for everyone elses' good, gets the rabbit treatment at the hands of the alpha male and is thrown out into the savannah.



Mr. Brown
Elmo like tickles! He he he!
That sounds so wrong now.
12:24 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:26 PM Mr. Brown
I wonder if Elmo is dead now or if they will find a new person to be him.
12:28 PM Mr. Gray
They always have backup people.
Always.
Even Jim Henson did.
12:29 PM Mr. Silver
(Basso profundo) "Elmo LOVE puberty!  HO HO HO!!!"
12:29 PM Mr. Gray
LOL so wrong
12:30 PM Mr. Silver
"Elmo will sing his new girlfriend a Barry White song.  Oh yeahhhh...  HO HO HO!!!"
I'm picturing him being one of the 7-footer muppets with a full beard.
12:35 PM Mr. Silver
"A is for Adulthood, B is for Babe magnet, C is for Committed hetero relationship, D is Diamond engagement ring, E is for Engaged to a woman..." 
Who could have a problem with him after that?
12:41 PM Mr. Silver
"New grown-up Elmo delights emotionally insecure homophobes, terrifies children."
12:42 PM Mr. Brown
lol



Mr. Brown
I like this James Brolin thing - that he almost could have been James Bond.
9:55 AM Mr. Brown
James Brolin does not look bad as Bond from the pictures I’m seeing.
10:01 AM Mr. Silver
Brolin...James Bro-nd. James Bond.”
Spy Babe - "Drink Mr. Bond?"
10:02 AM Mr. Blue
"Coors"
10:02 AM Mr. Silver
"Gimmie a can of beer...don't shake it."
(Touches nose, points at Mr. Blue)
Q "Now see here, Bond... (smacks hand away) Try not to touch anything, please. This is your new Trans Am...black, of course."
10:17 AM Mr. Brown
Which Bond movie was the one with Sean Connery in it, but he is in a workout area a lot, wearing sweatsuits.
I think he is at a resort.
10:17 AM Mr. Blue
That's a lot of them.
He's at some resort or on vacation in a few of them.
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Thunderball probably.
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Or Never Say Never Again. 
Same story though, so same attempt to kill him at a spa.
James Bond will return in "Never Say No To The Swedish Massage"
10:22 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
10:26 AM Mr. Silver
Q "Over here Bond.  Please read the manual for all of this and try to bring some of it back this time...right...Aromatherapy Candles."
10:26 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
Bond "I read a stolen Chinese manual on these.  Lavender is laser...Rose is rocket launcher..."
Q "No...Lavender is calmness and well-being...Rose is energizing...DO pay attention please!
Q "(slaps hand) and the warming stones don't have magnetic mines in them.  Now...seaweed wraps..."
10:42 AM Mr. Brown
I really want to watch some of these films.
10:50 AM Mr. Brown
Did they make him look Japanese in You Only Live Twice?
These pictures I’m looking at seem that way.
LOL
11:00 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
Yes, sort of.
They also trained him to be a ninja in a day and a half.
11:00 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:01 AM Mr. Silver
And he explained how much he loved "Sack-ee"
I loved one of the assassinations in that one, done with a thread.
Generally, I liked the whole movie.
11:03 AM Mr. Brown
I want to watch it, then watch a Roger Moore movie.
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
For contrast?
11:03 AM Mr. Brown
I feel like going back and forth between Connery and Moore.
11:03 AM Mr. Silver
A lot of women would say that... Bond Sandwich!
11:03 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:05 AM Mr. Silver
Hmmm...a Connery/Moore Contrast Double Feature...what to pick...
For Your Eyes Only...aaannnnndddd
From Russia With Love
They would pair nicely, I think.
Realistic schemes.
Vengeful women characters.
Tense fight scenes.
11:10 AM Mr. Brown
Goldfinger and The Man With The Gloden Gun
11:10 AM Mr. Silver
Heh
What's Glod?
11:11 AM Mr. Brown
Oh. Golden
LOL
I’m sure gloden is something though.
11:11 AM Mr. Silver



Mr. Brown
Mexican beauties! No! Wait!
3:04 PM Mr. Silver
"So-Called 'Good Idea' Prompts PSU Professors To Reassess Sorority Placement Scores"
3:04 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
The world is watching Penn State... Good job ladies.
3:05 PM Mr. Silver
"'Dress As A PSU Pedophile' Event Canceled Pending Chi Omega Investigation."
3:06 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
peep touchers anomouys
3:09 PM Mr. Brown
that would go over bad at a cathlic school
3:09 PM Mr. Blue
Peepee Touchers Anonymous?
3:09 PM Mr. Brown
No, peep
3:10 PM Mr. Blue
What's a peep toucher?
3:10 PM Mr. Brown
someone that touches a small chick
or a marshmallowy treat



Mr. Silver
"What email program do you use?"
"Eudora"
"Forsooth!  And pray, how doth yon merry client fare?"
12:21 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
12:21 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO



Mr. Brown
11:39 AM Mr. Blue
Cool
Safer nuclear power, I guess?
11:40 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. I don't see the real facts in this.
11:43 AM Mr. Blue
I guess India already is doing this.
11:48 AM Mr. Silver
I'm a thorium power fan.
It's much safer, the fuel is plentiful, its much cleaner, and much harder to make weapon-grade stuff out of it's byproducts...so naturally the last thing I read about it was all about how to make weapons-grade stuff from it.
11:55 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
It seems like if we can't kill something with it, we throw it out.

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