Mr. Gray
LMAO
oh thats great...just saw on FB a post saying
"Rush Limbaugh revealed to be 30-year-long prank by Andy Kaufman!!"
"Rush Limbaugh revealed to be 30-year-long prank by Andy Kaufman!!"
See...
now that would make sense.
I'd
get into that.
I'd
love to see it.
It
would be great to see the look on so many Republican faces
Rush
comes out to a press conference...bombasts a bit...starts getting
shifty-eyed and fidgety...leans into the mikes. "Thenk
yoo very mutch..."
Mr.
Silver
No
matter how you slice it, it's still bologna.
The
squiggle analysis is extremely generous in its interpretations and
doesn't explain any of the elements that are being ignored in it.
Even
if it's not, the whole second claimed line isn't there.
So
I guess what it says is "There is no God", assuming that
line is any more valid than the second, which it isn’t.
It
looks more Celtic than Arabic.
That
is, when you don't draw over top of it with Arabic lettering.
Well
anyways, what the hell does religion have to do with being president?
LOL
I
think the issue claimed is that he's lying, if you believe his ring
is somehow proof that he's Muslim.
I
hope he is lying. I hope he's agnostic.
I
just adore the lengths the nutcases are going to. Anyone can
see that even the characters they propose are being depicted...which
aren't there...don't match the Arabic characters they say they are
and show on the site for comparison.
In
fact their very best photo (side view) shows that both figures are
the same simple serpentine squiggle all the way across.
Yep.
It’s just a design on a ring.
Mr. Gray
Oh
dear God...I'm supposed to go to dinner at J's parents’
Saturday
Ugh
Something
wrong with her parents?
Dinner
at the parents’?
Yeah.
She’s
trying to pull me in!
I
told her "Ok fine...I'll go because I know it means a lot to
you...but I can’t promise I won’t say something bad. You know me
and I'm not socially acceptable." Heh
I
think she HAS pulled you in. She is well past the try phase.
"Why
is he still moving towards her!?!"
"That's
no girlfriend...that a significant other."
“She's
too casual to be a significant other!”
"They're
not getting him without a fight!"
"He
can't win...but there are alternatives to fighting it."
Maybe
I can find a smuggling compartment to hide in.
ME:
Do they have any pets....you know how my allergies are."
Her: "Nope...Pet free."
ME: "Damn...I mean, Oh ok."
Her: "Nope...Pet free."
ME: "Damn...I mean, Oh ok."
"The
odds of successfully navigating a parental dinner without a faux pas
is approximately 3720 to 1!!!"
Never
tell me the odds!!
"We're
doomed!"
"Dinner?
Sorry...I don’t eat food."
I
like that last one...go with that.
Mr.
Gray
CHILI,
N.Y. (AP) — Officials say a truck carrying nearly 40,000 pounds of
frozen chicken went up in flames on its way to a supermarket in the
New York town of Chili.
"Luckily
they collided with a truck carrying BBQ sauce"
"Both
vehicles overturned into a crop of ripe celery after colliding with a
delivery tank of blue cheese dressing which had rolled into the
street."
"Firefighters
were busy into the late evening, and were requesting additional
support and anti-acids"
"A
spokesman said it was the most delicious accident all year"
"When
the firefighters started spraying down the fire they realized hot
sauce was coming from the hoses, having forgotten that the week
before they’d attended a hot sauce festival and had made and left a
batch in their truck tank."
“Three
beer trucks were called to the scene.”
"The
accident has been officially dubbed “Best Disaster of the
Century”."
"A
rather dubious honor, that was newly coined by the city council."
"After
the blaze was out and all the fighters were sitting around, a wet nap
truck flipped over near the scene."
"In
a purely Good-Samaritan side note, the buses carrying the
contestants of the 2012 Exotic Dancing Championships stopped
to lend a hand in supporting the exhausted emergency teams by
bringing drinks, giving relaxing massages and performing other
acts of encouragement."
"The
entire area was cordoned off for safety with tables draped with red
and white checkered cloth and tiki torches taken from the nearby
furniture outlet, as police tape was unavailable at the time"
...
I
can't blog that until it makes sense, Mr. Brown.
BBQ
chicken, tits, and fire
Wow!
It’s
so obvious I can't understand how I didn't sort that out.
“CT&F's”
would be a heck of a restaurant chain.
Yeah!
Not
sure the ladies would get into it.
Kind
of like Hooters, with fire.
So
the F part...are you thinking just a big firepit in the dining room,
or would stuff to set on fire be part of the menu?
You
can burn stuff.
(Big
chested CT&F's ‘Birthday Babe’ approaches table)
(Lifts T-shirt, sticks out
chest) "Draw a prize from the Double-Ds, Birthday Boy!"
(Harry takes card, she
takes and opens it)
"Wooo! He gets to play with the
flamethrower!" (Crowd goes crazy)
LOL
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