Mr.
Yellow
I’ve
been reading Sun Tzu's Art of War on lunch.
10:24
AM Mr. Silver
"Keep
your friends close, but your Cheetos and Pepsi closer" Sun Tzu's
Art of
War on Lunch
10:35
AM Mr. Yellow
*nod*
3:18
PM Mr. Silver
So
I worked out something about Time.
Sort
of an example/comparison/analogy about what I bitch about with
relativity.
Scientists
are measuring the wrong thing.
3:26
PM Mr. Silver
These
fluid relativistic measurements are "Variable" Time and are
useful enough though invalid.
The
comparison that hit me was it’s the same issue as Weight vs Mass.
Weight
varies with gravity; from "none" to so massive it's a black
hole.
Meanwhile
Mass never changes with gravity.
The
mess called “Time” in relativity changes. It’s “Variable
Time”
Real
Time…”Absolute Time”, never changes. A minute is a minute
– any gravity, any speed, anywhere, any point of observation.
3:33
PM Mr. Blue
I’m
not following you
3:46
PM Mr. Silver
Real
Time is like Mass. It never changes.
A
minute is a minute everywhere no matter what.
Relativity
believers aren't measuring that.
Like
pre-gravity aware scientists of the way back, they are still weighing
Time so keep getting different values depending on local gravity and
speed.
3:48
PM Mr. Brown
Einstein?
3:48
PM Mr. Silver
Yeah...Einstein
3:49
PM Mr. Silver
Proposed
that Time changes
3:49
PM Mr. Silver
But
it's like saying Mass changes...it doesn't…but since he couldn’t
figure out Time properly, he applied invalid math to Mass
calculations and believed it changed too.
Weight
changes just fine, Mass doesn't. How would the amount of matter
in an object magically change without adding or subtracting anything?
A
physicist can fill a lab of blackboards with formulas on the subject,
but Absolute Time is being left out. Without accounting for
that, all the conclusions become increasingly invalid the more
Absolute and Variable time diverge.
Bad
science.
3:52
PM Mr. Brown
Like
five watches in different conditions all showing different times.
Yet telling time.
3:52
PM Mr. Silver
Yes...they
are merely scales
Put
a minute on a clock
Put
a pound on a scale
Neither
device measures Mass or Absolute Time
With
analogy in hand I'm now:
1.
Less PO'd at them for the Relativity crap. (It’s simple
ignorance and not their fault, though I’ll bet it nags at some of
them.)
2.
Intrigued how to find, measure, and apply Absolute Time.
Mr.
Brown
Brown
Jr. just told Mrs, Brown that he needs to fork the hospital.
My
son is confusing me.
LOL
2:00
PM Mr. Brown
He
is doing a lot of talking now, but still learning the English
language.
2:05
PM Mr. Silver
Fork
those hospital B-holes
2:06
PM Mr. Brown
lol
I
guess.
2:13
PM Mr. Silver
Curses!
Foiled again!
2:14
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
2:16
PM Mr. Blue
Not
a failure of North Korean proportions, at least.
2:17
PM Mr. Silver
"All
the X-51A Waverider tests...codenamed respectively "White
Elephant", "Money Bub-Blaster" and the latest "Icarus
Plummet"...are all built by the same people that can't explain
why the new F-35 keeps nearly killing test pilots."
2:17
PM Mr. Blue
Haha
2:18
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:20
PM Mr. Silver
"It's
reported that the cutting edge F-35 incorporates an advanced form of
the same pilot oxygen-cutting system as the F-22."
"When
asked if the X-51A might also have oxygen issues, an R&D
spokesman for the air force seemed confused by the suggestion."
Mr.
Yellow
If
we apply what worked for your group in the Rifts game to our problem
on Athas in the D&D game, it seems we just need more and bigger
nukes.
3:30
PM Mr. Green
Always!
LOL
3:33
PM Mr. Yellow
Sounds
easy. We could use wish spells. LOL
How
hard could it be?
3:35
PM Mr. Silver
Governor...
My gnome could have some for you in an afternoon.
They would be more like grenades.
3:36
PM Mr. Silver
(Hero)
"It says activate from safe distance."
(Governor)
"Yeah."
"This
string is like 3" long."
"Yeah.
Be careful."
"What's
a safe distance?"
"Weeeeellllll...see,
the math is a little complex..."
"Not
3 inches"
"Oh
HELL no."
3:38
PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
"Can
we put on a longer string?"
"It's
not strictly a plain string...I wouldn't advise it."
"Take
it back."
"What?"
"It's
a death ball. Take it."
"I
don't want it! It's active! Of course it's a death ball!"
"This
thing is already LIVE?"
"Of
course it is."
"How
long?!?"
"Hmm?"
"Til
it goes off???!!!"
"Wellllllll....the
math is complicated. Let me get out my notes."
I
love writing Governor stuff...
He
needs a novel
3:44
PM Mr. Yellow
LOL
Yes
8:57
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
So
I got another request for a tattoo: a pin-up Minnie Mouse
9:04
AM Mr. Amethyst
Silver
- "How strange", Gray - "Some random joke with slight
sexual inference about mice, LOL", Brown - "One time
I was running and I started to faint so I sat down and found this
frog hanging out, how cool would it be if it was a huge Godzilla
sized frog?"
LOL
I
crack myself up
9:06
AM Mr. Brown
OK,
so I had a dark star in my head yesterday
‘cause
“black hole” is a bad term unless it’s actually black, and a
hole.
I
got some rubber gloves other day for catfishing because the chicken
livers I have are black now.
Smell
horrid, but they are gonna work great.
9:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
TADA!
9:08
AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
A
pin-up Minnie is definitely weird , Mr. Amethyst
9:09
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
next to a tattoo of Mickey...
9:09
AM Mr. Gray
I
mean, I like Mickey Mouse...and I love pinup....but those two
together? Kind of creepy. LOL
9:09
AM Mr. Amethyst
Minnie
is a sloppy drunk.
9:09
AM Mr. Gray
When
are you going to get around to inking me BTW?
9:11
AM Mr. Brown
I
still want a tat, but don't know if I should get one.
lol
9:12
AM Mr. Gray
You'll
probably have an allergic reaction to the ink and die.
Or
turn yellow....or green...or pink.
9:18
AM Mr. Brown
I
just want an eagle on my arm.
I
like eagles.
9:19
AM Mr. Amethyst
Tribal
eagle, realistic eagle, artsy eagle?
You’re
so specific.
9:19
AM Mr. Brown
Awesome
eagle
Bald
eagle
9:19
AM Mr. Amethyst
...
9:20
AM Mr. Silver
Balding
eagle
9:20
AM Mr. Brown
lol
9:27
AM Mr. Silver
Weird...Searching
for a picture of the “balding eagle” from "Rocko's Modern
Life" will bring up all kinds of pics...including
Stripperella...but not the eagle.
9:27
AM Mr. Brown
lol
GO
GOOGLE!
9:28
AM Mr. Amethyst
....O_O
9:30
AM Mr. Gray
Go
Stripperella!!
9:32
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL,
I just made the connection between "balding eagle" and
"stripperella"....
9:32
AM Mr. Silver
Kevin
Bacon?
9:33
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:34
AM Mr. Brown
6
degrees
9:35
AM Mr. Amethyst
WTF is that?
9:45
AM Mr. Brown
6
Degrees of Kevin Bacon
I
still think of making a movie called “Bacon”, with Kevin Bacon in
it.
9:47
AM Mr. Brown
Kevin
Bacon as an aspiring bacon sculptor who invents Bacon bacon.
“In
a world of pork chops, one man strives to give us new hope…”
9:49
AM Mr. Amethyst
"…One
man, one medium...ONE BACON!"
9:55
AM Mr. Amethyst
"This
summer,s grease-filled adventure"
*shots
of bacon sizzling*
"One
man commands the power"
*shot
of Kevin Bacon , low angle, arms folded*
"Heat....action....BACON"
*random
montage of bacon cooking, running, and a huge kitchen fire with Kevin
Bacon walking away, not looking*
"Kevin
Bacon in, 'Bacon vs. Bacon'..."
*screen
goes black*
9:56
AM Mr. Brown
I’d
like to see him slinging some bacon in this movie, too, like a
weapon.
Canadian
bacon nunchucks.
9:57
AM Mr. Amethyst
Bacon
ninja stars.
9:57
AM Mr. Silver
"Kevin
Bacon...in 'Bacon Versus Bacon'. (tag) "Everything's
better with Bacon"
10:14
AM Mr. Blue
This
guy thought my name was Cake
I
should have just went with it
10:15
AM Mr. Amethyst
"I’m
so sweet ill put you into a coma"
10:16
AM Mr. Silver
"Cake
Blue", Blues Man
I
picture you being quite fat and eating pastries between every song in
your set.
10:18
AM Mr. Gray
…instead
of taking a swig of bourbon
"This
is a song I wrote when I was really depressed and ate 24 donuts...."
10:19
AM Mr. Silver
"Woke
up this mornin'...
gonna eat an entire cake...
went down to the
kitchen...
and my girl, she didn't bake..."
10:19
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
10:19
AM Mr. Brown
So
now I’m turnin’ the batta
10:20
AM Mr. Brown
Makin’
some cakes
10:20
AM Mr. Blue
"Your
southern cake is mine in the mo'nin'"
10:21
AM Mr. Amethyst
The
instant classic "Cake Train Comin"
10:23
AM Mr. Gray
“...and
your hot love feels like a warm apple pie.”
10:28
AM Mr. Brown
Here’s
a fav "WE'RE NOT GONNA GLAZE IT!!!"
10:28
AM Mr. Silver
That's
the blues?
10:28
AM Mr. Brown
No
10:31
AM Mr. Brown
Could
do a new ChuckB tune: "My Ding Dong"
10:40
AM Mr. Gray
I
thought he was a blues man...not rock and roll
10:41
AM Mr. Silver
I'm
not sure Mr. Brown knows how the Blues works.
10:42
AM Mr. Gray
"I
got those cupcake blues.....oh yeeeeah.
Those
cream-filled blues because of you.
I
got those cup cake blues.....
Don’t
know what I'm gonna do.
Yeah
when I'm feeling down....
I
just can’t help but chew and chew."
10:42
AM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Brown, you are to go out after work and do the following:
Buy
dark sunglasses.
Buy
a 5th of bourbon.
10:43
AM Mr. Gray
Have
your woman leave you
10:43
AM Mr. Silver
Rent
the The Blues Brothers and The Blues Brothers 2000.
Open
The Blues Brothers 2000 and pee on it.
10:43
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
good one.
10:44
AM Mr. Silver
Then
drink and watch The Blues Brothers all night and drink...wear the glasses.
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