9:47
AM Mr. Brown
Mr.
Amethyst, you can work for NASA.
9:48
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahahahahaha
9:48
AM Mr. Brown
Actually
I think we all could.
9:51
AM Mr. Blue
They
aren't too particular as long as you're a super genius with advanced
degrees.
9:51
AM Mr. Amethyst
Right
9:52
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I’m
a super fly genius.
9:52
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
have a theoretical masters in philosophy.
9:56
AM Mr. Silver
Theoretically,
I might be God.
9:56
AM Mr. Brown
I’m
a carbon copy of God.
He
created us when He CC’d Himself when sending an intergalactic
email.
9:57
AM Mr. Gray
If
you are a carbon copy, Mr. Brown, I think the ink was running low
when he got to you.
9:58
AM Mr. Silver
Ink...hemoglobin...
9:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:05
AM Mr. Silver
We
are God's butt-prints, churning out of the Xerox machine of the
universe, and He's desperately hitting the "cancel" button
before the "copies" counter can get to the 120 billion He entered by mistake.
(Doug,
the Mail-Guy angel) "Hey, Jehovster! Wow! Are these all
your image, Boss Man?"
(God) "Shhh! Oh Myself! Is anyone coming? I gotta clean this all up
before anyone else sees!"
(looks out and down hall) "Eh...just
War, Pestilence, Death and Famine."
"Cool...they're
all cool guys...get 'em in here to help Me shred all these!"
Mr.
Silver
"The
aircraft used
for the Aug. 14 flight was named Number
21,
since Whitehead rather unromantically christened his experimental
craft in numerical order."
(Ed.
Correction) - "The aircraft
used for the Aug. 14 flight was named Number
21,
since Whitehead was a German."
12:25
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
they don’t' like fancy names.
"What
should we name this new invention?" "Well, what is
it?" “A kite with an engine”
“Kite-with-an-engine #1”
12:26
PM Mr. Silver
(Ed.
correction of correction) - "The aircraft
used for the Aug. 14 flight was named Number
21,
since Whitehead wasn't French."
12:34
PM Mr. Silver
"Dubbed
Le Blanche Esprit de Courage in France, when the design was purchased
by the German air force in 1927, it was redubbed Der Luftding."
12:29
PM Mr. Blue
http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-north/fishermans-body-found-in-lake-arthur-648939/
did This guy eat a large amount of lead? Who just sinks in
water?
12:30
PM Mr. Silver
With
lungs full of water, folks tend to sink...they start floating later.
12:30
PM Mr. Blue
Ahh
okay
12:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
He
got stuck in the mud when his legs hit bottom. I’ve seen it happen, it’s scary.
12:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
fish that spot a lot; it’s all muck and downed trees. No
wonder he didn’t float and couldn’t swim back up.
12:39
PM Mr. Silver
Jumping
in at 1am probably helped in no way.
I’m
just waiting on the toxicology report saying how much blood and water
was in his alcohol.
12:40
PM Mr. Brown
I
wonder why he jumped, is the main thing.
12:41
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah…must
have been drunk and maybe goofing around.
12:42
PM Mr. Silver
(Speaker
at memorial) "A bright light has left this earth, and we-...
(tapped
on shoulder...person leans in to whisper. Nodding…)
...a
dim light has left this earth, and we should all pause to
remember him."
12:42
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:42
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
12:43
PM Mr. Amethyst
Sad
to say that if one of my friends did something like this, the quote
people would get from me would be "Well, we all knew he wasn’t
very smart."
12:49
PM Mr. Silver
"Bet
I could drown if I jumped in here."
"Bet
you can't"
"$100
says I can."
"Yeah!
All right, hunnerd bucks!"
The
bitch is, the guy welshed on the bet.
12:55
PM Mr. Gray
Eh,
his friends probably went through his pockets once they dragged the
body ashore.
1:12
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
"Just
before he jumped in, he said that he wanted me to have all of his
possessions when he dies."
1:50
PM Mr. Brown
I
want to go fishing, dang it!
But
I have to go get fitted for a tux.
1:52
PM Mr. Amethyst
"This
season on 'Sister Wives' meet Mr. Brown. Mild mannered and
slightly contagious, Mr. Brown has decided to find a second wife."
1:52
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:54
PM Mr. Silver
"Cletus's
Bait n Tux"
1:54
PM Mr. Amethyst
Heheh
"I
got my tux down there at the Bait, Formal Wear, and Tire store."
1:56
PM Mr. Silver
"They're
doing pit barbecue now, too, aren't they?"
"BBQ Stain
deposit waived on all tux orders over $30"
1:58
PM Mr. Brown
Comes
in Realtree camo.
1:58
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Free beer with every order.
2:00
PM Mr. Blue
lol
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
"Guitar
pickin' jams and moonshine bar services available for your special
reception needs."
"His-and-Her
plug baits and spinners"
2:10
PM Mr. Silver
"Full
line of Vera Wang bridal veils and mosquito netting."
2:16
PM Mr. Silver
I
like this game!
2:17
PM Mr. Brown
Fish
hook tie clasps
You
can fish with them too
2:32
PM Mr. Blue
Old
article; this never went through.
2:39
PM Mr. Silver
"You'd
have to drink five or six litres of the stuff to get drunk and these
will just be 25cl or 33cl bottles. I used to drink it when I was just
six years old and I still do every day."
5-6
liters for you to get drunk on it...you’ve been drinking every day
since you were 6.
2:42
PM Mr. Gray
They
do make a good point though on the health aspect
2:50
PM Mr. Silver
True
2:51
PM Mr. Brown
It
would be like giving them a small glass of wine for lunch.
That’s good for you.
3:04
PM Mr. Silver
"Absolut
to introduce new 'Flavored Shots Lunch' school drink program, citing
fruit juice damage to preschool and elementary school student teeth."
"It's
only 80 proof...come on...kid-sized it’s like half an ounce a pop.
They’d have to have 5 or 6 to get drunk, right? I have that
every morning!"
3:07
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
3:08
PM Mr. Blue
I
think if beer is healthier than pop, that doesn't mean we should
replace pop with beer.
3:08
PM Mr. Amethyst
....I
would
3:08
PM Mr. Blue
It
means we should get rid of pop though
3:10
PM Mr. Blue
I
had beer once when I was like 14, and not again until I was 21
Not
for me.
There
are some good ones out there, but they're hard to find
3:11
PM Mr. Silver
See...you
again make me doubt you are German.
3:12
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah
3:12
PM Mr. Silver
And
now I have to wonder about the Belgian accusation.
3:12
PM Mr. Blue
But
I drink Jager and schnapps, no problem.
I
only like fruity-flavored beer.
3:14
PM Mr. Silver
So,
back to Belgian
3:14
PM Mr. Amethyst
...
3:14
PM Mr. Silver
Belgium...land
of Lambics…fruity beer.
3:15
PM Mr. Gray
How
do you feel about sausages? Sauerkraut? Parades?
3:15
PM Mr. Blue
I
love any wursts, don't like any krauts.
3:15
PM Mr. Amethyst
And
you don’t like beer?
3:15
PM Mr. Silver
Did
you compulsively organize and classify things as a child, like the
pieces of your Tinkertoys?
3:16
PM Mr. Blue
I
like fruity beer.
3:16
PM Mr. Silver
Maybe
he's just fruity?
Fruity
beers and “sausage” shaped food.
3:16
PM Mr. Gray
There
ya go....he likes jackboots, just pink ones.
3:16
PM Mr. Silver
But
he hits people with sticks...on ice....
3:16
PM Mr. Gray
Oh,
that is true.
Hmm
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
Puzzle
deepens.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
Ok
Mr. Blue – your stance on the edibility of fish...go.
3:19
PM Mr. Gray
Chocolate?
Yes,
fish is a good angle.
Fish
vs. pig
3:20
PM Mr. Brown
I
will eat and drink all the German things
3:20
PM Mr. Silver
I
want that on a t-shirt Mr. Brown.
3:21
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
I
like chocolate and fish and pork
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
Fruity
beer, chocolate, fish, pork...
hmmm
3:22
PM Mr. Silver
Stance
on flowers and men in shorts...go
3:22
PM Mr. Brown
You
have to try foods at least once.
3:22
PM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Brown is proving to be a circus geek
3:23
PM Mr. Silver
"Chicken
heads? Sure, I'll eat them in front of an audience."
3:23
PM Mr. Blue
Try
eating a whole human head
3:24
PM Mr. Brown
What
is that rotten herring stuff?
3:24
PM Mr. Blue
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
I
probably won't like it, but I’ll try it.
I
probably would rather eat haggis after trying it.
LOL
3:26
PM Mr. Blue
I
doubt you'd even get it near your mouth.
3:29
PM Mr. Brown
Umm,
you would be surprised.
LOL
3:29
PM Mr. Blue
Prove
me wrong.
3:29
PM Mr. Brown
Then
find some.
We
can't bring it here though.
LOL
3:29
PM Mr. Blue
No,
the burden of proof is on you.
3:32
PM Mr. Silver
Get
him some Casu Marsu while you're looking for the Hákarl.
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