Client name "Ripper". Previous caller, agent "Flasher". What will be next?
"Yes, Mr. Pooper, I can help you flush your 2007 archive."
"I said erase."
"Sorry. Well, let's get in there and wipe it clean."
"(click)"
Mr. Brown
I like this site.
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Ugh. Report 205.
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
"As you can see in the above 2nd image, there appear to be vague blurry blobs in it."
"As can be clearly seen, these are somehow different from the general blurry-blob characteristics of everything in the picture."
"The obvious conclusion is that we are looking at a bustling metropolis."
9:26 AM Mr. Blue
Do the people writing this actually believe it? I hope not.
9:31 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. A lot of this stuff makes no sense.
9:45 AM Mr. Silver
"Another dead giveaway are these long shadows. The hills casting them are obviously too small, based on my magical awareness of how large they are in a two dimensional photo at this angle and this far from the camera."
9:45 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah I was wondering about that.
LOL
10:00 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
10:02 AM Mr. Brown
I like the one on the tire tracks. It is strange that the tracks are just not there.
10:17 AM Mr. Blue
I love the idea that there is a massive conspiracy that involves sending billions of dollars worth of equipment into space to send back doctored images that hide evidence for life forms.
Why even bother?
If you believe the more plausible conspiracies of the government hiding evidence of UFOs before we ever considered going into outer space, then we should have known what was up there without going. It makes for decent science fiction, but everything I’ve read on this site so far is completely bonkers if they're trying to be serious.
3:06 PM Mr. Brown
Do you think it could be possible our ancestors came from Mars?
Like when Mars was good.
3:07 PM Mr. Blue
It doesn't appear that way.
3:07 PM Mr. Brown
I know Mars should have had a lot of the same things as we have here at one time.
3:16 PM Mr. Blue
But we appear to be direct descendants of other primates on Earth. So how did we, along with chimps and apes and other things, go from Mars to Earth?
3:21 PM Mr. Silver
Stop being inconvenient, Mr. Blue.
No, we are not Martians.
3:21 PM Mr. Brown
Well, we could have came from there, at least in microbe form, and then everything evolved.
3:22 PM Mr. Blue
That's not the same thing at any stretch of the imagination.
You said "ancestors".
3:22 PM Mr. Brown
LOL
3:22 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah, and that didn't happen.
3:22 PM Mr. Silver
Being from Mars requires a species-ist mind-set, with the belief that we are unique creations not related to anything else on Earth.
3:22 PM Mr. Blue
Despite what that garbage website is suggesting.
3:22 PM Mr. Brown
Unless monkeys are smarter than they put on to be.
LOL
3:23 PM Mr. Gray
Maybe they are, and are just testing us. Like the Mice in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
3:23 PM Mr. Silver
Could we have been altered by a race of Martians, long dead? I guess, yes.
3:23 PM Mr. Gray
I've read on that theory.
It does have some good points: no missing link found. Sudden enlargement of the brain to 3x the size of other primates in the same period of time.
3:24 PM Mr. Silver
Coherent stories of people and technology, written as gods and magic...
3:25 PM Mr. Gray
Look at the experiments we do on animals.....why is it hard to believe that someone else went "Oh, look at the monkeys....what happens if we do this to their DNA?
3:28 PM Mr. Brown
I don't believe anything on that site I'm just looking at what they are saying and thinking about their claims.
3:32 PM Mr. Blue
My "alternate" theory to the idea that there are megalithic towers and structures on the Moon and a multi-billion dollar coverup of them is that there aren't, and there isn't.
3:34 PM Mr. Brown
Well, if we went to the Moon once or twice I believe that we could have kept going there, and built stuff, and are just not letting the public know.
You can hide that.
3:36 PM Mr. Blue
OK, that is possible. But it's 100% false.
3:37 PM Mr. Silver
There was quite a shift in subject unless I missed something while I was busy.
The validity of human DNA being messed with by aliens segued back to towers on the Moon?
Incidentally...why bother?
Earth is huge, and habitable, and we're stupid.
3:38 PM Mr. Brown
It really does depend on what is on the Moon to use.
3:38 PM Mr. Blue
And then why hide it, poorly I might add, with some Photoshop blur tool?
11:06 AM Mr. Blue
Perhaps Kim Jong-un is just a figurehead and there is a collective group making the decisions now that Jong-il is dead.
11:14 AM Mr. Gray
It would just be nice if they finally signed a peace treaty. Technically we're still at war with North Korea and its been how many years?
11:14 AM Mr. Blue
Almost 60.
11:15 AM Mr. Gray
I don't understand that kind of outdated thinking....North Korea....Cuba embargo. Do these old bastages honestly think that kind of stance is productive? Sheesh.
11:16 AM Mr. Blue
North Korea is pretty fascinating with their reclusive nature. I think it would be really interesting to go there before they inevitably wise up and reconnect themselves with the rest of the world
Successfully brainwashing millions of people for this long takes some serious effort.
I always find it weird how these really strict communist countries claim to be "for the people" and pro-worker and all that, yet they don't let anyone leave. So how good can it be? How can you convince your people it's better there than it is elsewhere if you're not allowing them to even leave?
11:24 AM Mr. Gray
Good point.
You have to wonder how they describe to their people what the rest of the world is like.
"Its a wasteland...crime...murder...food shortages....you are lucky we're taking care of you. What? You want to see it? No. No...you'd go blind or something. Here, let us give you some factory work to do."
11:25 AM Mr. Blue
lol
“Just have some more goulash.”
11:50 AM Mr. Silver
In the capitalist world, we throw money at stuff hoping that lots of it will accomplish something...in theirs they throw philosophy and order for the same reason.
"If we keep beating these on-paper principles in - under pain of death - for generations, the people will believe it's true and it could maybe start working as described."
The leaders can't admit failure! The manifesto sounds so clever; it must be true!
(That and we've blown countless lives, crippled the GDP, destroyed our cultural heritage, and talked up a failed ideal for decades.)
Fearless Leader reading copy - "I can't go out and make a speech in which the main topic is "oops"!"
Fearless Leader on balcony above crowd - "Loyal comrades of the Glorious People's Revolution! I stand before you today to say 'oops'! Sorry, folks, we screwed up. It turns out that the architects of the revolution were scrappy fighters and could write inspirational little books, but completely forgot to factor in people wanting to be happy, make a little money, and to be left the Hell alone. Who knew, right? Oh...all of you did...yeah. Anyway, 'oops'."
(We didn't have time to do this with oppressive religious societies, but I'm sure you dear readers can figure it out – Mr. Silver)
1:18 PM Mr. Silver
Poland
8 hits from Poland yesterday, 8 from Russia
1:20 PM Mr. Blue
Eww, Poland.
1:24 PM Mr. Silver
Weird...zooming in on Google Maps, there are towns all over the place, but no roads?
1:24 PM Mr. Blue
Poland?
1:25 PM Mr. Silver
Poland.
1:25 PM Mr. Blue
The population of Poland is 38,186,860. Apparently it takes 38,186,861 poles to build a road system.
1:33 PM Mr. Blue
The reason my family emigrated from Nurnberg is because they were directly downwind from Poland.
1:47 PM Mr. Blue
Did you hear about the Polish guy that tried to accomplish something?
That's the end of the joke.
(Put this all in the blog please)
1:47 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:53 PM Mr. Silver
I'll refer to Post #21...
Hehe
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