Monday, March 5, 2012

Day 172 - "The Man With The Golden Square & Compass", Who Can Explain The Mysterious 'The Cult Family' Sign Hanging On The Mailbox?, and Why Not To Vote Dork This Year

8:29 AM Mr. Silver
I dreamed I was visiting my sister, and she took us to this huge mall. I have mall dreams fairly often for some reason. Anyway, I wandered kind of far and ended up going through a door into something more hotel-like. 
A not-impossible thing...I've seen hotels attached to malls before.
But this place was very quiet, and too “lived in”. As I wandered, I started wondering if it was more like a mansion. There were lounges, and set tables, and candles left burning, but no one around.
8:39 AM Mr. Silver
Mrs. Silver was there...we wandered around a bit, totally lost. 
8:41 AM Mr. Silver
Lots of smallish rooms, a lot of walking stairs up and down, and there were no windows.
I eventually started picking up on Masonic symbols, and realized a lot of people were starting to come into the rooms. (Glimpses, distant conversations, sounds of movement)
8:49 AM Mr. Silver
And I realized that it was a lodge we were wandering around, and all the Masons were coming in for a meeting.
So we started quickly, but stealthily, running around trying to find some way out.
8:50 AM Mr. Silver
I eventually spotted a heavy green curtain that seemed out of place, and there was a door to the outside behind it.
8:50 AM Mr. Brown
Scary Masons. LOL
8:51 AM Mr. Silver
It was better than my first Mason dream. My team and I got caught rooting through their library.
There was no certain ending to that one...just them politely showing us around their secrets, like a James Bond villain before ordering him to be killed.
8:53 AM Mr. Brown
This is what my plan is, now I will kill you.”
8:53 AM Mr. Silver
Yup.
8:53 AM Mr. Brown
I felt like telling somebody, but I can't let you leave now.”
8:54 AM Mr. Silver
Blofeld - "Let us pretend, Mr. Bond, that there are about 150 people in a dark auditorium who want to know what I'm planning to do with this new weapon..."
Bond - "People?  Where?"
Blofeld - "Oh, say, out that direction with us both in profile to them...just watching us."
Bond - "Go on..."



Mr. Silver
So Mrs. Silver got the book “Weird Pennsylvania”.
And the very first story was about the Cult House, and the road it's supposedly next to
with all the trees angling away from the building for about 200 yards...no one knows why.
The road is hard to find, and people are often followed by (varies) red trucks, or black SUVs appearing from "nowhere".
10:09 AM Mr. Brown
Yes, I remember that one. I've seen shows about it, and read about it.
10:09 AM Mr. Blue
Where is it?
10:11 AM Mr. Brown
Pennsbury Township. Cossart Road.
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
Right. So I got out the Google maps, hit “street level”, followed it, and it just stops...they didn't run it. The whole segment just stops at both ends.
10:15 AM Mr. Blue
Apparently the movie "The Village" was filmed on that road.
10:16 AM Mr. Silver
It was in it, yes.
10:19 AM Mr. Blue
The trees could have been bent over when they were saplings.
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
Personally I believe the scenario is:
"I have a lot of money, I don't want people driving my road, so I hired some guards.  Hollywood called...I gave them a couple days to film the stupid trees."
10:25 AM Mr. Blue
It doesn't look like there are more than 2 houses on that whole road, so it could be just some recluse.
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
Yeah.
With a CULT! (of no people)
10:26 AM Mr. Blue
No houses, but all the property looks tended. I see stone and wooden fences, mown fields, etc.
10:31 AM Mr. Silver
"Who can explain the mystery of the truck with groceries and other supplies disappearing into the woods at regular intervals at night?"
"Where could the similar truck with garbage possibly be going?"
"Aliens?"
"Or is it related to the mysterious land deals of one Trenton Isaac Cult III in 1795?"
11:12 AM Mr. Silver
"No one can explain the documentation at the courthouse.  Our investigators were repeatedly blocked in our attempt to gather this information by the lack of parking, navigating the revolving front door, the building directory, an elevator, a walk down the hall and a counter where the suspicious clerk asked us to sign a tablet, submit a records request and sit five whole minutes before we were finally allowed to check the records." 



Mr. Silver
In other words "Mitt is a diplomatic disaster waiting to happen, and a shoo-in for international ridicule and dismissal as a fool, like George W. Bush."
12:01 PM Mr. Blue
He's a Mormon John Kerry.
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
Another glowing endorsement...
12:01 PM Mr. Blue
No decent candidates are going to waste their time running in this environment.
12:17 PM Mr. Silver
12:18 PM Mr. Brown
Wow! He got the redneck vote.
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
Lost it, rather.
12:24 PM Mr. Brown
Are there any good Republican candidates?
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
You mean, like, that could win?
12:26 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
Oh, possibly. It's kind of too late though.
Their top three are all horrors.

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