8:04 AM Mr. Silver
Finally, a candidate who speaks for all Democrats for the good of the USA.
He's very brave to admit the truth.
8:04 AM Mr. Brown
I think he knows he is not going to win, so he is just throwing that all out there.
8:05 AM Mr. Silver
Just another of his 1000 gaffes; this one rich with irony.
Mr. Gray
LOL That’s good stuff.
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
A call to sanity for everyone of an above average IQ!
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
"My God! Don't vote for people like me! SAVE AMERICA! I got into the process and am a scandal monster and gaffe machine! I stumble over the word "adn"! Shit...see? Save the USA, smart people!"
9:30 AM Mr. Blue
Did you see that Newt admitted Fox analysts don't know what they're talking about?
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
Yes...another fun turn of phrase! It's obviously not how it was meant to come out, but it's too late now.
Mr. Gray
Nice...Linda got in to file management.
9:16 AM Mr. Yellow
She will hate it.
Ralph is a pain. Well...let me say I think she will find it an unfulfilling job.
The girl that left the job could not take working for Ralph anymore.
He is an OK guy, just not someone you want to work for.
9:24 AM Mr. Yellow
He is very hands on and is one of those guys that has to do everything himself and it just makes everything back up so you are always behind. Ahhh, the guy drives me nuts and I'm glad I do not work for him! LOL
9:31 AM Mr. Yellow
Maybe I am wrong about why the person left. I just hear things.
You never know with rumors.
9:32 AM Mr. Silver
Well...you can know if you make them up.
9:32 AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
True.
9:35 AM Mr. Silver
I mean...just cherry picking what you said so far can be clipped together into a damning statement a la Homer Simpson's “Venus de Gummi” video.
9:38 AM Mr. Silver
"Ralph, hands on one of those guys, makes back up behind. Ahhh, the guy drives nuts."
No wonder the other one quit.
Mr. Brown
Damn it.
My saliva gland is acting up again. It hurts sooo bad.
9:14 AM Mr. Silver
That's just your draconic transformation. Soon you'll be able to spit fire or something.
9:14 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
9:15 AM Mr. Gray
Now that would be cool.
I'd never buy a lighter again.
9:15 AM Mr. Brown
That would be funny if you could say “do you need a light?” then spit fire.
9:25 AM Mr. Brown
Fuck this Sjogrens Syndrome
It would be cool if I had Dragon Syndrome.
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
Does pronouncing "Sjogrens Syndrome" irritate one's salivary glands?
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
Would you rather have Stockholm Syndrome?
9:35 AM Mr. Brown
No.
But my body doesn't like my glands.
Mr. Blue
The guy who sang "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" is the same guy that voiced Tony the Tiger.
9:39 AM Mr. Silver
Yes, now that you mention it.
9:39 AM Mr. Gray
Hmm....Could see that as possible. I didn’t know he sang but it could be him.
9:40 AM Mr. Silver
He sings grrrrrrrrrreat!
9:48 AM Mr. Silver
(sings)
"You need a bowl of cereal...Mister Grinch...
“It'll really help your mood!
“You suffer malnutrition like a sailor lost at sea,
“Mister Gri-INCH!
“If you had some Frosted Flakes I think that you would find...
“They're great!
“Great!
“GRRRRREAT!!!!"
Mr. Blue
9:57 AM Mr. Brown
cool
9:58 AM Mr. Silver
"Upper St. Clair businesses report increased Christmas spending this year. A sign of economic recovery?"
9:58 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:59 AM Mr. Brown
It was a planned robbery. They messed with the doors on the van.
9:59 AM Mr. Silver
I tend to agree:
- the door came open at all.
- the loot was miraculously arranged in such a way that it could "blow out".
I'm guessing $195k of that “lost money” was "found" by the team that was waiting for it.
10:00 AM Mr. Blue
It would be an interesting sight to see how normal people suddenly turn ravenous when there are bags of money all over the road
10:03 AM Mr. Silver
"Police have listed the incident under their 'Things that only happen in movies that someone out there actually expects us to believe' investigation category."
10:04 AM Mr. Blue
heheh
Mr. Blue
10:17 AM Mr. Blue
I don't think any real pedophiles are dressing up as Pedobear anywhere in the world.
10:18 AM Ms. Red
Just teach your kids not to talk to strange bears.
10:18 AM Mr. Brown
“Get the F away from my kid, Yogi!”
10:18 AM Ms. Red
LOL
10:19 AM Mr. Brown
You know Yogi is a pedobear...he has a small child-like bear for a friend.
10:21 AM Ms. Red
A bear with a small child? He's not a molester, he just packed a lunch.
Mr. Brown
Pubescence plus internet.
(Yes, I edited in a better word than Mr. Brown used -- Mr. Silver)
10:43 AM Mr. Silver
"Lady Parts" (hmmm...notes for later)
Hehe
10:43 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, “lady parts” is funny.
I might have to search that when I get home just to see what it finds. LOL
11:12 AM Mr. Silver
"Son...based on your search history, the last thing you are looking for is a 'lady'."
Mr. Blue
“Twlight star Robert Pattinson introduces cast to UK food”
Hopefully that spells the end for the movie franchise.
1:15 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:17 PM Mr. Silver
"Twilight cast takes up blood drinking to kill taste of British cuisine."
1:18 PM Mr. Blue
That *is* British cuisine.
1:20 PM Mr. Silver
(Charlton Heston staggering through apathetic crowds) "Bubble and Squeak is blood! It's BLOOD!"
Mr. Silver
Here you go Mr. Green. Try to get 00 status with MI6 so you can kill people.
12:32 PM Mr. Silver
"Mr. Green...would you please explain to me why you felt the woman in the line at the Waterloo Stattion McDonalds had to die."
"Well, M, She was taking forever to order a simple Big Mac and fries, and was annoying the Hell out of... the crown... sir."
"I see. Good work...I hate people like that myself. Same menu for 60 bloody years...just order and get out of the way. Dismissed, Green."
12:37 PM Mr. Green
LMAO!
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