7:53 AM Mr. Silver
Ever notice how often people call the 80s "a simpler time"?
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Mr. Green
It was a simpler time. Much less stress, much more fun... at least for me.
8:04 AM Mr. Silver
I tend to read it as "people in the 80s were stupid".
8:06 AM Mr. Green
I think they gotten dumber since then.
8:15 AM Mr. Brown
I only knew the 80's a bit. Looking at the 80's, it looked fun.
8:25 AM Mr. Silver
A good bit of it was.
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
I need to get Mrs. Silver to feed me bacon in the shower. T'was a successful test, her direction.
"Here, open up."
"What?"
"Bacon...testing a theory."
(Later) "So...bacon in the shower. Good?"
"Yeah it was!"
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Gray
About as good a point as any. LOL
9:25 AM Mr. Green
That's what I thought.
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
I could swear there was a section describing him as a white human of northern European stock, with long hair and whose chief miracle was making everything around him appear in soft pastel color tones.
No?
9:29 AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
9:31 AM Mr. Brown
I see pastels and Jesus...that's my psychic ability.
9:36 AM Mr. Silver
"And Jesus approached the people as they quarreled, and the colors in the village became soft and muted, and all posed uncomfortably to look upon him."
"And the people cried out that their necks weren't supposed to bend that way."
9:39 AM Mr. Brown
"Then Jesus said they will bend to my will."
9:40 AM Mr. Silver
"Until Jesus's PR guy said that wouldn't look good in print and Jesus diplomatically changed it to 'follow me' and they did."
9:41 AM Mr. Blue
“and they all wore clothes later peoples would assume they would, or fashions contemporary for whatever time period the painting was done in.”
9:42 AM Mr. Silver
“The Bible: Men in Dresses" - a musical
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
I looked up pants. Apparently they had them back in Jesus's day.
You'd never know from Biblical art.
9:47 AM Mr. Brown
“Blood red cloaks are still in this year.”
10:19 AM Mr. Brown
Look! The pilgrims lived in pastel too!
I guess we only recently started living in true color.
11:22 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
I like the theories of how the uinivers started.
11:24 AM Mr. Silver
What's a uiniver?
11:24 AM Mr. Brown
Univers
errr
11:24 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
11:25 AM Mr. Brown
My brain will not spell it for me.
Well anyways, there was the idea about dimensions sitting close to each other, then colliding to create a new one.
We sent something into space to look for gravity waves.
11:28 AM Mr. Blue
Ride those gnarly gravity waves and get pitted, duuude!
11:29 AM Mr. Brown
11:30 AM Mr. Silver
“Various gravitational wave detectors exist. However, they remain unsuccessful in detecting such phenomena.”
11:31 AM Mr. Brown
So they are apparently not gravitational wave detectors.
11:31 AM Mr. Silver
"These gravitational wave detectors...AKA 'Nothing Detectors'...detect nothing with 100% accuracy."
11:34 AM Mr. Brown
The biggest point is they don't know if they exist in the first place, so making a machine that should find them may never find them because they don't exist.
11:35 AM Mr. Silver
But the article says there's indirect evidence, so it must be indirectly true!
Plus there are all those detectors! It's on the net! Plus Einstein suggested it, so it must be true!
I have more direct evidence that Bigfoot is real. Among a million other things.
11:36 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah. Bigfoot exists more than gravitational waves, but there is more money put into finding the waves than Bigfoot.
11:36 AM Mr. Silver
We should make a Venn Diagram:
"Stuff Einstein suggested"
"Evidence"
"Bigfoot"
"Stuff no one can prove is real"
11:39 AM Mr. Brown
People always figure that if the math checks out, it should be there.
11:44 AM Mr. Silver
I like the animations in the article: "This first is the effect of a plus-polarized gravitational wave. The second is the entirely different effect you get if you rotate the simulation 45 degrees."
11:45 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah LOL
11:49 AM Mr. Silver
I had to drop out early. It had the earmarks of a proposition that would have me ranting on my blog.
I don't want to bore my Russians.
(And yet, I can never let a good thing go... - Mr. Silver)
11:55 AM Mr. Silver
If Einstein had gotten completely smashed and proposed that a bag of marbles can prove that static electricity warps time, people would be breaking their backs and budgets trying to prove it.
11:59 AM Mr. Silver
"MIT techs closer than ever to Einstein 'Bag of Marbles' theory solution after 'shots' challenge with Harvard rivals."
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
It is my dream to propose such a theory in my lifetime, by the way.
Some seek immortality through fame or writing a great novel. I wish to leave a tantalizing theory or puzzle when I die that will leave people scratching their heads and that I knew all along was utter bullshit.
12:26 PM Mr. Brown
The Theory of Marblility.
12:37 PM Mr. Silver
Einstein's "Marblility Of My 10th Glass Of Schnapps” Proposition.
12:42 PM Mr. Silver
That same night also saw the beginnings of the Einstein-Heisenberg "I Love You, Man" Debate
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
Heisenberg's "Quantum Hangover Equations" have been hotly argued over by experts since the day after the party.
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
The classic example of which is Schrodinger's "Some Hep Cat"
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
"You, like, get some cat and put him in, like, a refrigerator crate with a bottle of cheap fortified wine, a bag of grass and some papers and close it up, right?"
(Takes drag on joint, passes to Max Planck. Continues in a squeak, trying to hold his smoke)
"So, like, does he get wasted or what? You can't really prove it til you open the box, right? It's like he's straight and wasted at the same time til then."
1:03 PM Mr. Brown
I'd like to go hunting this year and get some meat.
1:03 PM Mr. Blue
I think they have meat at the grocery store.
1:04 PM Mr. Brown
It's cheaper to shoot the deer for as much as you get.
1:04 PM Mr. Silver
Shoot the meat counter at the supermarket...you'll feel like a man!
Mr. Gray
Wow....here is a bit of trivia that suits Mr. Silver.
The Algonquin Hotel in NYC - The Algonquin is the home of the $10,000 martini. It comes with a single piece of ice - a diamond from the in-house jeweler, Bader & Garrin.
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
I have heard of that. People are loopy.
"Oddly enough, only 1% of the USA can afford it, and most of them won't bother either."
"Another interesting statistic: For some reason the drink is only ordered by men trying to impress bimbos."
2:39 PM Mr. Silver
Woo!
I think I might go to the show for that!
(usher) "Sir, you can't sit under the screen in your own chair looking up at the audience."
(me) "Why not? I paid for a ticket. I'm only here for one scene."
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
"Only haters will be admitted for the Bella birthing scene!"
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