8:43 AM Mr. Brown
I’m going to get me some of that new Jack Daniels with honey to try it out to see how it tastes.
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
Jack Daniels with honey?
Ehhhhhhhhh
8:46 AM Mr. Brown
Basically, in my mind, its whiskey and mead.
lol
8:50 AM Mr. Brown
8:58 AM Mr. Brown
I bet its smooth.
8:58 AM Mr. Pink
Smooth as gasoline.
8:59 AM Mr. Brown
You have never had good whiskey, have you?
There are ones out there that go down really smooth.
8:59 AM Mr. Pink
I'm not sure what brand I’ve had, but it was definitely not smooth.
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
"This whiskey is all sticky and attracts bees and bears!"
9:01 AM Mr. Brown
You probably had Black Velvet.
9:01 AM Mr. Pink
That actually rings a bell.
9:02 AM Mr. Silver
"Glen Rotorooter - a Scottish-style blended whiskey"
"Quality...From the washtubs of Glen Rotorooter."
9:04 AM Mr. Pink
lol
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
"Some whiskey blends select 3 or 4 low-grade distillations, slap on a fancy label and over-charge you for a harsh whiskey experience. But we here at Glen Rotorooter carelessly randomize at least 6 low-grade distillations in every batch!"
9:06 AM Mr. Pink
Glen Rotorooter needs a more old time sounding name.
9:08 AM Mr. Silver
Glen Drainsnake?
9:08 AM Mr. Pink
Haha!
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
"That tearing and rasping feeling going down the throat, through the gut and out the urethra is a centuries-old Glen Drainsnake signature quality."
"Glen Drainsnake - 'It Burns!'"
9:11 AM Mr. Brown
Real Irish whiskey from the hills would be awesome, but it could probably be used to power a car. LOL
9:13 AM Mr. Silver
"Straight from the hills of Ireland...past the health departments, liquor control boards and international safety inspectors...to your hands."
And what is that product called, Mr. Brown?
9:13 AM Mr. Brown
Gutrott Whiskey
9:14 AM Mr. Silver
"Look for the Irish Whiskey that Foams!"
Mr. Gray
LMAO
I'd try it!
What's a little poisoning or blindness? Bah!
9:19 AM Mr. Brown
“It can be drunk, used to clean out the drains, start your car on a cold day, color your hair blonde, clean a wound out and numb it at the same time. Gutrott – a multi-use whiskey!
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
Next up: "Old Euthanasia" English whiskey.
We've had most of our traffic on the blog from Russia recently. They'll enjoy this bit. Maybe I'll even swap in the word Vodka.
10:01 AM Mr. Blue
(Referring to actor Brian Thompson) I always assumed he was foreign since he never had speaking roles.
10:01 AM Mr. Brown
He was the bad guy in “Cobra”.
10:02 AM Mr. Blue
He was in “The Three Amigos” also.
10:02 AM Mr. Brown
He is in a lot of stuff.
He was in “Loin Heart”
Van Damme kicks him in the head.
10:03 AM Mr. Silver
“Loin Heart”!
Van Damme kicks him in in the loin!
10:03 AM Mr. Blue
LOL
10:04 AM Mr. Silver
(movie trailer voice) "One man...one mission...one fighting move...”Loin Heart”. Starring Jean Claude Van Damme."
I'd watch that, actually
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
Loin as in meat?
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
Loin as in “crotch”.
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
ahh
I was thinking loin as in tenderloin
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
It'd be tender all right...
10:13 AM Mr. Blue
The movie could feature Reb Brown too.
10:13 AM Mr. Brown
“I'm going to scream and flex, make a bad face, then kick you!”
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
...in the loin!"
10:15 AM Mr. Brown
If I remember right van Damme was a fitness instructor before becoming a action star
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
The first film van Damme was in, he was an extra in “Breakin'”.
10:25 AM Mr. Blue
He dances weirdly in it, even for him.
10:26 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe!
OK, you win...that was worth the click!
12:20 PM Mr. Brown
Somebody blew up the bathroom.
Nasty!
12:25 PM Mr. Silver
Go in there and finish your business or the terrorists have already won.
12:27 PM Mr. Blue
11/22/11 (Never Forget)
12:28 PM Mr. Brown
Never forget 44?
12:28 PM Mr. Silver
44??? 11/22/11 = .04545 Mr. Brown!
12:30 PM Mr. Brown
Oops. I added.
12:30 PM Mr. Blue
The day Al Qaeda blew up the bathroom.
I gotta pee, so I’m heading in there now...if I’m not back in 15, remember me as a peace maker.
12:32 PM Mr. Brown
You mean “fire maker”.
12:35 PM Mr. Brown
“Dream pee-er” (I had “Dream Weaver” playing in my head.)
12:36 PM Mr. Silver
(signs) "Oh Hallucination Knitter...Make me a sweater of delusional deligh-hite!"
12:40 PM Mr. Brown
“I believe you can make me a suit of all my fri-ights!”
12:44 PM Mr. Silver
"Oh greeeeeen beavers...I believe that the shrooms still have me hi-igh!"
12:45 PM Mr. Brown
Intergalactic hallucinogenic knitter with a green beaver?
As a pet?
12:45 PM Mr. Silver
These lyrics are getting a little clunky.
12:46 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.. We need new song.
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
Crap...ok. And I was just to belt out a line about “cheese weasels”.
1:00 PM Mr. Blue
I’m out, later.
1:05 PM Mr. Silver
Who was that masked mook?
1:17 PM Mr. Gray
Oh, now here is trouble.
1:17 PM Mr. Silver
Welcome to Loopy Land, Mr. Gray. I'm not sure anything will happen for the rest of the day, but here's hoping. Mr. Blue ran off.
1:18 PM Mr. Gray
Mr. Blue ran off? Just lost it and jumped out a window?
1:18 PM Ms. Oni
The windows don't open... I’ve tried.
1:19 PM Mr. Gray
Sure they will....that’s what chairs are for!
1:25 PM Mr. Silver
The fall from it though...it doesn't seem high enough. Even if you get the dive angle right you might be better just dropping neck-first onto the broken glass.
Wait...you wanted to live...just a sec...need to reconfigure this to an “escape” plan.
1:26 PM Ms. Oni
I was so disappointed to find the windows don't open after spending all that time fashioning cabling into a rudimentary ladder.
1:31 PM Mr. Silver
I was going to build a pommel horse for us to exercise with between the cube rows while one of us dug a tunnel out, hidden underneath.
1:31 PM Mr. Gray
Good idea...minor issue though...we're on the building's second floor.
1:31 PM Mr. Silver
"There's already a huge tunnel down here!"
1:32 PM Mr. Brown
We could dig a tunnel out through the GM's office.
He's not normally in there.
1:32 PM Mr. Silver
He'd never suspect a thing!
"Was this pommel horse and all these guys jumping over it in here the whole time?"
"Yes sir!"
"Hmmm...okay."
1:34 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
"You just make sure that’s all cleaned up when you're done."
1:35 PM Mr. Brown
We could make a Trojan horse out of cardboard boxes, all get in it, move through Sales, then run out the door.
1:37 PM Mr. Gray
I just had this mental image of Danny standing there talking to someone and this cardboard horse squeaking by in the background...stopping when he turns around....moving again once he turns back....
1:38 PM Ms. Oni
LMAO!!!!!!
1:38 PM Mr. Gray
"Shhh...everyone be quiet!!"
"Not my fault..Mr. Brown has his shoe in my butt."
"That's not my shoe"
"Just move faster!!"
"Not my fault..Mr. Brown has his shoe in my butt."
"That's not my shoe"
"Just move faster!!"
2:08 PM Mr. Brown
I still don't understand the concept of a sparkly vampire.
2:09 PM Mr. Gray
Yeah...I don't get that at all. I'm big on myth and legend and there's not one story I've EVER heard that went: "Beware the undead...for they drink the blood of the living...and are sparkly like a homosexual at a gay pride parade!!”
2:10 PM Mr. Silver
The whole thing is based on a dream the author had.
If Mr. Brown can't get out of a pond he was swimming naked in (from his dream this morning) her vamps can sparkle.
Vampire legend canon? No. But vampire "canon" has gone berserk in the past 20 years.
In 5 years it'll be a character bloodline that can be taken in the Xth edition of the "Vampire" RPG and no one will think twice about it.
"The Cullenite clan members are broody, hit on teenagers, don't drink human blood and sparkle instead of taking damage in the sun. They have the following additional powers...."
(you may now scream, Mr. Gray)
2:17 PM Mr. Gray
Oh, I did more than that....I think I just died a little inside
10:58 AM Mr. Yellow
I figure I will use my character's experiences to come up with new spell ideas to overcome adversities he has had to face in his adventures.
11:00 AM Mr. Silver
“Raegar's Wedgie Ward”
Level 0 - enchantment - anyone other than the spellcaster or wearer of the underwear is hit with an electric shock for 1HP of damage if the back of said underwear is grabbed and tugged.
11:04 AM Mr. Gray
"Raegar's Hot Receptionist" spell!!
24hr duration....dressed as inappropriately as you desire...the summoned receptionist takes notes and says "yes sir" in a very sultry tone when appropriate.
11:07 AM Mr. Silver
Drops her pencil as willed
11:07 AM Mr. Gray
Hehe! Bonus!!
11:22 AM Mr. Gray
"Raegar's Hallucinatory Harem" spell!!
11:23 AM Mr. Silver
AKA: “Raegar's 'F- the Hero's Feast spell, I've Got A Harem' Spell”
11:23 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
11:26 AM Mr. Gray
"I just don’t get it...that wizard never leaves his room. He just keeps saying something about fine tuning a few spells, and giggling!"
11:40 AM Mr. Green
LOL
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