Day 121 - "I Can See Nothing Wrong With One Healthy Man Beating The Living Daylights Out Of A Little Schoolgirl", Exhibit A Will Not Support Mr. Blue's Case, Can't We Agree To Call It Something Like "The 100 Minute War"?, The Future Is Where We Will Spend The Rest Of Our Lives, And Actually It Looks Like They ALL Dressed In Drag At The Last Supper

7:52 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/bJgNc

wtf

7:53 AM Mr. Silver

I've watched quite a bit, if not all of that match.

7:54 AM Mr. Brown

lol

Destroy the tiny humans!

7:55 AM Mr. Silver

I'm not certain what the occasion was, or if it's just a thing they do, or a novelty match.

The kid won, of course.

9:32 AM Mr. Silver

Bernie has the weirdest boner right now: http://news.yahoo.com/police-syracuse-didnt-contact-us-2005-203033448.html

9:32 AM Mr. Brown

Ha hah!

Great!

lol

9:33 AM Mr. Brown

Perfect picture for him.

9:33 AM Mr. Blue

I don't see any appeal whatsoever in having sex with children. I guess that's good evidence for me not being a monster after all.

9:46 AM Mr. Blue

I’m not familiar with the Battle of Rochester.

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

From what I understand, "battles" back in those days were more prolonged.

Not 20 minute bloodbaths as depicted in movies.

9:49 AM Mr. Silver

Yeah...a battle tended to take hours...days.

9:50 AM Mr. Silver

Sieges at a fortress lasted weeks/months.

9:50 AM Mr. Blue

Yep

9:50 AM Mr. Silver

A little skirmish with everyone breaking off and quitting the field could be short.

9:52 AM Mr. Silver

"La dee dah...just marching' to fight the French...nothing to see here.  OH CRAP! THE FRENCH!  Vanguard, hold off their vanguard and everyone else run!!!"

"Phew...that was close...let's find a proper battlefield, set up and wait..."

9:52 AM Mr. Blue

In the Simpsons Joan of Arc story, they're flinging French people with catapults at towers.

9:53 AM Mr. Blue

Lisa (as Joan) "I will help defeat the British with new ideas and technology, like putting larger, heavier men in the catapults!  Or maybe rocks, I don't know."

9:53 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

9:53 AM Mr. Blue

(French guy that was in the catapult) I dun know how to feel juss now."

9:56 AM Mr. Blue

"They were just starting the the 100 Years War, which, at the time, was known as Operation: Speedy Victory."

9:57 AM Mr. Brown

lol

100 Years War. Poor name choice.

9:57 AM Mr. Blue

Hehehe

10:21 AM Mr. Silver

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/11/pl_artpaleofuture/

10:24 AM Mr. Blue

I liked how they predicted Skype, but somehow figured we'd still be using rotary dialing... And they predicted Segways but still figured it'd be on brick streets.

"We have microscopic, crystal clear video cameras. But in order to hear and be heard you still have to hold this big clunky phone up to your face."

10:27 AM Mr. Silver

Thank God!  In the future, perky young blondes will still go around in high heels and tiny shorts.

10:27 AM Mr. Blue

F**k yeah!

10:27 AM Mr. Silver

Even if their legs ARE different lengths.

10:27 AM Mr. Blue

"In the future, women will still be objects."

10:29 AM Mr. Silver

In the future, 6 out of 7 Time Travel destinations will be to visit dangerous locations, and 4 of those will be deadly violent.

Depending on where you are going to see President Lincoln...it's 5 out of 7.

11:18 AM Mr. Brown

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/17/world/europe/uk-hidden-messages-art/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

11:30 AM Mr. Silver

The Devil's Face one looks a lot like a regular face.

12:15 PM Mr. Brown

Hmm...looking at the Last Supper picture.

12:30 PM Mr. Silver

That's me, BTW, just before giving Jesus a 'hang in there buddy" slap on the shoulder.

I should have tied my hair up for the sitting with Leonardo.  Ah well.

12:31 PM Mr. Blue

Jesus looks pretty femmy.

12:36 PM Mr. Blue

The Last Supper has been touched and retouched and restored so many times it's not even the original paint except for in a few of the corners. So anything you may, or may not, see might not have been intended by da Vinci.

12:36 PM Mr. Silver

They do know there's other stuff under it too.

12:39 PM Mr. Blue

I'm pretty sure the "female" is supposed to be Thomas, right? He was the youngest apostle and was described as having a somewhat soft appearance. So definitely not a female.

12:39 PM Mr. Silver

Are you doubting Thomas is a man?  (ba dum chisssshhhhh!)

12:41 PM Mr. Blue

I think it's pretty funny that they build a doorway right through the middle of the painting.

"F- da Vinci! Bring in the bulldozer!"